| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #44 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 48 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #286 | Iron Beta of Industry | 33 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #29 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #115 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 6 |
| #60 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 16 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1031 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 5 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #442 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #8 | bakelite backpack | 2 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #75 | blue money bag | 5 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #28 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 4 |
| #283 | broken cellular phone | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #496 | dry noodles | 129 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #618 | eye of newt | 8 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #768 | flaming feather | 2 |
| #45 | flaregun | 424 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #850 | googly eye | 14 |
| #59 | guy made of bee pollen | 51 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1060 | length of string | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1372 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #673 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #288 | really dense meat stack | 22 |
| #26 | red coin | 3 |
| #66 | red money bag | 25 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #700 | salamander spleen | 5 |
| #571 | scrumptious reagent | 63 |
| #231 | solid gold bowling ball | 82 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #634 | squashed frog | 10 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #311 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #456 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #243 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #50 | stale baguette | 95 |
| #71 | still-beating spleen | 10 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #971 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #64 | white money bag | 10 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #138 | yellow glowstick | 10 |
| #1511 | yo-yo | 7 |