| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #722 | FDKOL commendation | 20 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #388 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #456 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #70 | Wolfman Nardz | 25 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #351 | bottle of fire | 5 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #143 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 15 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #793 | drywall axe | 13 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #827 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #935 | giant pinky ring | 13 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #392 | molten brick | 5 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #159 | mulled cider | 11 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #1416 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #680 | petrified wood | 10 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #437 | spooky sap | 19 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |