Kvice

RankItemQuantity
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#1446BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#46Black Angus blackburger1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#2316CRIMBCO scrip1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#2425CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#193Cheer-Up soda1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#168Cloaca Cola Polar1
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#1351Crimbo candied pecan1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#531Crimbo salad1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#175Crimbojito1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#360Crimbonium fuel rod1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#269Crimbot battery1
#472Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#211Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#246Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#245Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#260Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#212Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#475Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#220Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#461Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#245Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#460Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#217Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#473Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#367Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#463Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#254Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3213Crimbuck1
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#445Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#88Gin Mint1
#1048Go-Wassail1
#302Inner Strength1
#315Inner Truth1
#305Inner Wisdom1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#134Mini-Crimbot crate1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#88Mint Yulep1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#826Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#771Workytime Tea1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#115antimatter wad1
#2064astronaut pants1
#125augmented-reality shades1
#32bad vibroknife1
#251banana supersucker1
#969bananagate1
#93bananarama bangle1
#413bark rootbeer1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#700bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#297black and white cracker1
#54black brandy1
#246blank fudge mold1
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#3303blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#980borg sock monkey1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#715bottle of bubbles1
#409bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#29brass crank handle1
#398bread line1
#204breakfast mess1
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#714cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#1853candy knuckles1
#3829candy stake1
#56candycaine powder1
#44cane-mail pants1
#31cane-mail shirt1
#1749canteen of wine1
#802cement sandals1
#117chakra malt1
#266chakra sludge1
#129chakra-mental wine1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#185cheer-o-gram1
#109cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#72chitinous pod1
#299choco-Crimbot1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#397communal gobstopper1
#565cookie cookie1
#22crystal belt buckle1
#687crystalline cheer1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#315cylindrical mold1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1607dollhive1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#32elf ploughshare1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1910elven suicide capsule1
#22elven tambourine1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#295executive mime flask1
#174faded green protest sign1
#145faded red protest sign1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1426festive holiday hat1
#1174festive sausage1
#1763fire1
#129fitness wristband1
#272flask of mining oil1
#337flask of tainted mining oil1
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#377fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#62fudge pocket square1
#258fudge spork1
#1415fudgecule1
#219fudgesicle1
#202gamma nog1
#135giant green gummi bear1
#172giant green gummi ingot1
#134giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#131giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#608gingerbread house1
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#806gingerbread robot1
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#35gnashing teeth1
#2777golden ring1
#1387gray bow tie1
#241green drunki-bear1
🥉green face paint1
#1009green gummi ingot1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#67gummi bowtie1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1225gyroscope1
#112hambrosier1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#362hemp candy necklace1
#1882herringcello1
#312hushed puppy1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#569java cookie1
#1862jawbruiser1
#1065jerky coins1
#41jingle bell1
#1288killer rag doll1
#2543killing feather1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#897kumquartz1
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#1830licorice garrote1
#661licorice root1
#233lime supersucker1
#24little red book1
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#989lollipop stick1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#575marionette collective1
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#71mime army challenge coin1
#19mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#25mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#26mime army insignia (morale)1
#17mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#18mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#227mime army rations1
#152mime army superserum1
#205mime army wine1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#85miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#93miming gloves1
#95miming shirt1
#108misfit dolly1
#106misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#2028monomolecular yo-yo1
#1340motivational poster1
#327muffled muffuletta1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3704nanite-infested candy cane1
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#289nega-mushroom1
#374negative lump1
#211neutron lollipop1
#1126night-vision goggles1
#41nuclear stockpile1
#416nugget of Crimbonium1
#860nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2436oozenog1
#218overloaded micro-reactor1
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#927pack of pogs1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#67pair of twitching claws1
#1215paperclip1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1304patent leather shoes1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#471peppermint tailings1
#398perl necklace1
#2716pet rock1
#788petit 4.11
#545petit fortran1
#9pine cone necklace1
#194pitted sheet metal1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#529plastic ingot1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#1087poison pen1
#2127polyalloy shield1
#1023portable photocopier1
#2221possessed top1
#42potion of spiritual gunkifying1
#851powdered candy sushi set1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1511pulsing flesh1
#301radiation-resistant helmet1
#64radioactive chew toy1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#390red ale1
🥈red and green rain stick1
#222red drunki-bear1
🥉red face paint1
#994red gummi ingot1
#650red-and-green sweater1
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#44reusable shopping bag1
#1652rigid carapace1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#449ruby on canes1
#2589sawblade fragment1
#103scissor duck1
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#326shushed potatoes1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#138smart watch1
🥉snow belly1
#34snow halo1
#10snow hat1
#270space jam1
#70space jam toast1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#238sparking robo-battery1
#295spiritual candy cane1
#287spiritual eggnog1
#309spiritual fruitcake1
#304spiritual gingerbread1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#219stale Cheer-E-Os1
#219stale cheer wine1
#105stapler bear1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#918strawberyl1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#278sucker tachi1
#787superheated fudge1
#899sweet mochi ball1
#684sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#1441throwing wrench1
🥇time sleigh1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3859tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8223tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#265toe jam1
#58toe jam toast1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2526toothsome rock1
#909tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#269traffic jam1
#60traffic jam toast1
#276transparent nog1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#923trilobite fossil1
#600tropical paperweight1
#1649twitching claw1
#268unfinished fruitcake1
#2305unstable DNA1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#341warbear accoutrements chunk1
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#106warbear badge1
#478warbear battery1
#9warbear battle greaves1
#6warbear bearserker greaves1
#165warbear bearserker mead1
#252warbear bearserker potion1
#435warbear beeping telegram1
#169warbear blizzard mead1
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#15warbear dress bracers1
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#42warbear drone codes1
🥉warbear electric long johns1
#5warbear electric warscarf1
#4warbear electro-spiked helm1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#8warbear fancy fedora1
#197warbear feasting bread1
#190warbear feasting mead1
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#4warbear fleece-lined long johns1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#210warbear foil hat1
#10warbear goggles1
#164warbear gyro1
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#5warbear heated ushanka1
#339warbear helm fragment1
#7warbear high festival pants1
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#169warbear induction oven1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#6warbear lined ushanka1
#94warbear liquid lasers1
#273warbear liquid overcoat1
#9warbear long johns1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#6warbear nuclear bowtie1
🥈warbear officer greaves1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#198warbear oil pan1
#8warbear party pants1
#9warbear plain fedora1
#6warbear plain helm1
#7warbear plain ushanka1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#9warbear polarized goggles1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#87warbear rejuvenation potion1
#381warbear requisition box1
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#10warbear snowblindness goggles1
#5warbear spiked helm1
#156warbear thermoregulator bread1
#344warbear trouser fragment1
#272warbear wardance potion1
#133warbear warrior bread1
#649warbear whosit1
#252warehouse key1
#1538wheel1
#831wind-up meatcar1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1012yellow gummi ingot1
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 771 items total!

what items are this player missing?