Museum :: Flybynight

Flybynight

Rank	Item	Quantity
#61	"DRINK ME" potion	973
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#322	4-dimensional guitar	3
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#1974	8-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#881	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#35	Atomic Pop	55
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#431	BRICKO brick	6
#1570	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#434	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#51	Beach Buck	226
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#473	Blood Light	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#92	Chinese curse words	1
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#571	Chroner	1
#16	Cloaca Cola Polar	1,081
#129	Coinspiracy	9
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#16	Comet Drop	26
#825	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#396	Crimbo candied pecan	29
#361	Crimbo fudge	32
#415	Crimbo peppermint bark	26
#177	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#196	Crimbot battery	4
#360	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	4
#115	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	4
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#96	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	6
#103	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#90	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#359	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#16	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
#60	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
#352	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#83	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	6
#352	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	4
#140	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#356	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	4
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#687	Daffy Taffy	41
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#983	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#168	Freddy Kruegerand	21
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#443	Gnollish toolbox	6
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#196	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	24
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#613	Jack-in-the-box	8
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#619	Knob Goblin visor	4
#343	Knob pasty	1
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#1139	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	22
#1364	Mad Train wine	8
#401	Manetwich	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#278	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	4
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#851	Mohawk wig	2
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#1347	Mr. Mediocrebar	27
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#54	Necbro wafers	20
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#258	Nightstalker perfume	8
#197	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#135	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	12
#184	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#91	Poison Oak trading card	2
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#416	Red Rover BB gun	7
#59	Red X Shield	3
#1724	Rock Pops	15
#45	Roo trading card	3
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#392	Senior Mints	13
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#255	Space Tours Tripple	1
#810	Spam Witch sammich	9
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#80	Spooky Surprise Egg	227
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#63	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	2
#79	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#779	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#829	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#16	The Lost Comb	4
#38	The Lost Glasses	3
#53	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#93	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	2
#46	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#184	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	12
#186	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	11
#156	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	23
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#1044	Trollhouse cookies	5
#48	Tropical Crimbo Hat	2
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#843	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#536	Wint-O-Fresh mint	20
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
#13	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
#6	Xiblaxian stealth vest	2
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#219	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1328	Yummy Tummy bean	103
#25	Ze™ goggles	377
#380	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#387	accidental cider	2
#132	accord ion	1
#71	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#219	alien drugs	6
#107	alien force field disruptor bean	6
#89	alien source code printout	4
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#949	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#235	artisanal limoncello	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#97	autocalliope	2
#1049	baby killer bee	6
#200	backwoods screwdriver	3
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#1480	baconstone	4
#4407	badass belt	7
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#116	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#140	bag of park garbage	1
#224	banana peel	23
#968	bananagate	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#784	batblade	1
#257	batskin belt	2
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#98	bejeweled cufflinks	37
#61	bent scrap metal	16
#148	berries of suffering	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1007	big red clown nose	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#583	bindlestocking	2
#1014	bit of clingfilm	3
#427	bite-me-red lipstick	19
#96	black blade	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#667	black shield	1
#258	black spot	3
#727	black sword	1
#138	blank diary	1
#500	blue class ring	4
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#113	blue potion	1
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#106	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#212	bottle of fire	42
#1170	bottle of gin	2
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1348	bottle of rum	3
#344	bottle of sake	1
#548	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#837	bottle of tequila	10
#794	bottle of vodka	8
#1021	bottle of whiskey	8
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#584	box	12
#2146	box of sunshine	59
#727	boxed wine	13
#143	boxing glove	3
#92	brand new key	1
#43	brass abacus	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#1191	brick	21
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#103	bubblin' crude	246
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#716	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#669	candied bolts	1
#666	candied nuts	1
#36	candy UFOs	3
#3619	candy cane	3
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#119	chainsaw chain	7
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#102	cheap sunglasses	1
#998	cheap toaster	2
#665	cherry	1
#135	chocolate bath ball	7
#381	chocolate filthy lucre	9
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#156	cigarette lighter	1
#224	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#3277	club necklace	1
#205	cob of corn	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#205	cold seal sweat	12
#165	colorful toad	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#315	cookie cookie	3
#864	cool whip	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#213	corrupted data	95
#839	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#115	crowbar	2
#137	crude voodoo doll	1
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#163	cursed scrunchie	8
#125	custard pie	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#585	dance card	1
#123	das boot	1
#52	daub-breaker	6
#726	dead guy's watch	5
#103	dead meat bun	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#112	delectable catalyst	5
#682	demon skin	5
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#171	designer handbag	15
#206	devilish folio	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#870	dirty hobo gloves	4
#1718	disco mask	1
#95	disposable instant camera	1
#128	distention pill	1
#113	diving muff	1
#243	dollar-sign bag	2
#39	dolphin whistle	28
#158	donkey flipbook	5
#37	double-ice box	2
#61	double-ice britches	2
#116	double-ice cap	2
#680	drab sonata	2
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#381	drop of water-37	5
#304	drum of pomade	3
#1979	drywall axe	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#719	eXtreme mittens	2
#3663	easter egg balloon	3
#156	electric snakebite	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#274	elven hardtack	2
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#188	elven medi-pack	2
#144	elven squeeze	34
#86	empty agua de vida bottle	1,863
#2232	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#104	expensive camera	3
#156	expensive cigar	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#101	extra-strength red potion	2
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#953	f3d0r4	1
#103	fancy blue potion	2
#136	fancy opera glasses	30
#348	festive sausage	6
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#100	filthy child leash	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#164	fire of unknown origin	1
#529	fire poi	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#130	flaming sword	2
#711	flaming talons	3
#271	flask of mining oil	1
#336	flask of tainted mining oil	1
#139	fleetwood chain	1
#206	flimsy clipboard	3
#218	foetid seal tear	17
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#1457	friendly cheez blob	1
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#605	frilly skirt	3
#88	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	9
#707	frozen banquet	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#63	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	13
#614	fudge lily	4
#153	funhouse mirror	6
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#1242	fuzzy dice	5
#420	fuzzy montera	3
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#100	gamma nog	10
#84	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	10
#170	garish pinky ring	25
#100	ghost accordion	1
#1924	ghost cucumber	1
#141	ghost trap	11
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#86	giant designer sunglasses	46
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#565	giant foam finger	1
#90	giant motorcycle boots	3
#214	giant penguin keychain	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#39	glark cable	39
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#821	goat beard	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#158	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#187	gold crown	1
#263	government cheese	1
#184	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#722	grapes	2
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1909	green beer	1
#804	green clay bead	4
#278	green peawee marble	1
#268	green-frosted astral cupcake	4
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#92	guancertina	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#140	gunky chicken	1
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#13	half-height unicycle	2
#215	half-sized guitar	3
#1284	hamethyst	5
#3054	handful of confetti	7
#396	handful of numbers	1
#648	happiness	1
#151	haunted battery	1
#739	heart necklace	10
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#323	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#129	heavy necklace chain	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#126	high-energy mining laser	11
#1290	hobo nickel	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#41	holly-flavored Hob-O	10
#15	holo-bomber	7
#16	holo-platoon	8
#10	holo-tank	10
#142	honey stick	2
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#343	hot plate	1
#101	huge bowl of candy	17
#270	huge gold coin	2
#606	huge spoon	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1002	ice-cold fotie	5
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#309	imitation crab meat	1
#300	incense bath ball	3
#356	infernal fife	1
#63	insane tophat	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#66	jagged scrap metal	12
#141	jar full of wind	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#76	jar of swamp honey	2
#319	java cookie	3
#41	jingle bell	1
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#93	junk yard	1
#506	keg shield	1
#174	killing jar	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#178	lavender plastic oyster egg	19
#897	leather mask	1
#1011	lemon	5
#730	lewd playing card	2
#661	licorice root	1
#905	lihc face	1
#897	lime	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#169	loadstone	5
#457	longhaired hippy wig	1
#21	lost key	282
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#293	love song of sugary cuteness	2
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#567	lump of diamond	1
#1845	mafia aria	2
#397	magic whistle	1
#403	magilaser blastercannon	2
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#444	mariachi hat	1
#272	massive gemstone	1
#1042	meat stack	1
#514	megatofu	4
#312	memory of a C	1
#322	memory of a G	1
#313	memory of a T	1
#307	memory of an A	1
#269	memory of some delicious amino acids	2
#671	mesh cap	1
#795	mind flayer corpse	2
#108	miniature boiler	2
#108	misfit dolly	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#140	molten scrap metal	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#704	motivational poster	5
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#772	nanite-infested candy cane	15
#393	necrotizing body spray	12
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#109	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#232	non-aged vinegar	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#679	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#958	obsidian dagger	18
#471	ocarina of space	1
#57	office-supply crossbow	4
#1748	old sweatpants	6
#796	olive	1
#849	orange	2
#650	orange and black Crimboween candy	3
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#232	orcish hand lotion	1
#233	orcish nailing lube	1
#227	orcish rubber	1
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#726	oversized pizza cutter	2
#1890	oyster basket	1
#473	pack of KWE trading card	7
#926	pack of pogs	1
#1761	pail	1
#168	painting of a glass of wine	1
#138	pair of government shades	3
#91	paperclip turban	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#111	patent antipsychotics	7
#476	peanut brittle shield	4
#892	pearidot	1
#85	pentatonic accordion	1
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#142	synthetic marrow	1
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#29	teflon shield	1
#38	teflon swim fins	1
#1057	ten-leaf clover	2
#283	that gum you like	1
#156	the funk	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#71	tin of submardines	1
#163	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	4
#956	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	8
#487	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	9
#756	tiny plastic Axe Wound	10
#567	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	8
#373	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	7
#249	tiny plastic Beebee King	10
#1176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#88	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	4
#69	tiny plastic Big Candy	4
#463	tiny plastic Black Knight	15
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#941	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
#516	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
#435	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	10
#1058	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	17
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#482	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	5
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#616	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	16
#610	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	16
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
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#594	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	12
#660	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	11
#442	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	10
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#664	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	11
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#587	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	12
#526	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#95	tiny plastic MechaElf	3
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#153	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	3
#422	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	10
#1044	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	7
#583	tiny plastic Protagonist	12
#482	tiny plastic Queen Bee	5
#168	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	6
#398	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	11
#732	tiny plastic Spam Witch	10
#644	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	11
#681	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	7
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#476	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	15
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#103	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	3
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#401	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	17
#86	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	4
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#658	tiny plastic angry bugbear	11
#1204	tiny plastic angry goat	15
#530	tiny plastic angry space marine	8
#1454	tiny plastic anime smiley	5
#102	tiny plastic animelf	3
#583	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	12
#673	tiny plastic astronomer	11
#1135	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	16
#1519	tiny plastic barrrnacle	12
#260	tiny plastic batbugbear	16
#1214	tiny plastic beanbat	6
#389	tiny plastic bee swarm	11
#393	tiny plastic beebee gunners	11
#337	tiny plastic beebee queue	13
#418	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	10
#439	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	10
#332	tiny plastic blazing bat	13
#1270	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	14
#408	tiny plastic blooper	16
#305	tiny plastic brainsweeper	22
#532	tiny plastic briefcase bat	13
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#437	tiny plastic buzzerker	10
#542	tiny plastic cavebugbear	8
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#590	tiny plastic cocoabo	29
#1990	tiny plastic coffee pixie	9
#102	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#927	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
#463	tiny plastic cubist bull	15
#580	tiny plastic demoninja	12
#1097	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#470	tiny plastic drunk goat	15
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#153	tiny plastic fax machine	3
#1061	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	7
#540	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#466	tiny plastic fire servant	5
#827	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	9
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
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#1004	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	18
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#1128	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	16
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#427	tiny plastic goth giant	16
#1844	tiny plastic grue	10
#583	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	12
#845	tiny plastic hermit	6
#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
#816	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	22
#329	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	13
#742	tiny plastic killer bee	23
#603	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	12
#899	tiny plastic leprechaun	20
#1399	tiny plastic levitating potato	13
#633	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	11
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#1125	tiny plastic mosquito	16
#493	tiny plastic mumblebee	9
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#779	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#210	tiny plastic peacannon	11
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#767	tiny plastic scary clown	10
#592	tiny plastic seal clubber	8
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#924	tiny plastic senile lihc	8
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#610	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	12
#306	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	8
#534	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	13
#885	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	20
#506	tiny plastic spooky vampire	14
#951	tiny plastic stab bat	19
#1195	tiny plastic star starfish	15
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#849	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	11
#597	tiny plastic taco cat	12
#101	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	3
#487	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
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#83	tiny plastic trollipop	4
#452	tiny plastic turtle tamer	10
#557	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	13
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#827	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#530	tiny plastic whitesnake	13
#806	tiny plastic zmobie	9
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#1236	tofurkey leg	6
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#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
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#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#209	transporter transponder	2
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#92	turtle voicebox	1
#593	uncooked chorizo	2
#239	unquiet spirits	1
#66	unused walkie-talkie	15
#489	vampire collar	2
#149	vanilla-frosted king cake	11
#28	velcro shield	1
#114	very overdue library book	6
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#371	wad of cotton	8
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#511	war tongs	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#298	warbear empathy chip	1
#314	warbear gyrocopter	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#7	warbear liquid overcoat	261
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#188	warbear robo-camouflage unit	7
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#624	warbear whosit	4
#474	water wings	1
#192	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#181	whalebone corset	3
#338	whisker pencil	17
#412	whiskey and soda	1
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#789	white chocolate chips	3
#590	white class ring	9
#400	white lightning	23
#351	white picket fence	10
#279	white rice	4
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#582	white satin shield	1
#690	white sword	2
#512	wicker shield	1
#129	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#102	wind-up ensign	3
#769	wind-up meatcar	2
#108	wind-up owl	3
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 17,983 items total!

what items are this player missing?