Museum :: Oforf

Oforf

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1051	2-ball	2
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1114	4-ball	2
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#904	7-ball	3
#1226	8-ball	8
#626	9-ball	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1378	Angry Farmer candy	13
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1378	BGE shotglass	3
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2317	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#263	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#298	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#308	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#434	Crimbo pie	4
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1435	Dyspepsi-Cola	12
#514	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#875	Ent cider	3
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#214	Frogade	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#1341	Imp Ale	20
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#600	Knob mushroom	4
#569	Knob sausage	2
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#577	M-242	10
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#62	S.A.V.E. flyer	7
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#125	WA	4
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#670	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#460	ant agonist	3
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#771	antique spear	2
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#802	asbestos ore	4
#303	asbestos sword	2
#884	asparagus knife	2
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#6542	badass belt	2
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#458	ballroom blintz	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#954	bar skin	3
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#1798	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#691	bat guano	5
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#938	batgut	5
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#474	big rock	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#590	black & tan	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#866	blue pixel	21
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#488	bone rattle	2
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#644	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	2
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#361	bottle of popskull	5
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#1440	bottle of rum	2
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#1033	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1054	box	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#1191	boxed wine	2
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#501	broken sword	2
#178	buckler buckle	2
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#1142	candied kobold	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#920	candy stake	7
#733	carbon nanotube frame	13
#509	cardboard ore	2
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#682	casino pass	2
#754	cast	7
#1612	chaos butterfly	2
#508	chewing gum on a string	10
#608	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#1441	chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#747	clockwork key	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#1979	club necklace	3
#964	cocoa egg	3
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#944	cog	5
#507	colorful plastic ball	10
#882	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#735	corrupted data	1
#1131	cranberries	2
#536	crazy little Turkish delight	11
#433	cream pie	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#355	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#1424	delicious salad	5
#923	demon skin	1
#217	denim axe	2
#496	deodorant	2
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1530	disco ball	3
#1204	disco mask	6
#720	disease	6
#670	disembodied brain	2
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#1677	drywall axe	2
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#214	effluvious emerald	6
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#573	empty meat tank	2
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#611	evil golden arch	7
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#798	eyepatch	3
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1640	fake fake vomit	4
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#1536	fancy chocolate car	6
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#799	filthy corduroys	2
#670	flaming crutch	4
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#905	flaregun	1
#311	flat dough	6
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#910	floaty sand	2
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#367	forest tears	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#263	ghuol egg quiche	6
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#660	gnauga hide	2
#671	gnoll lips	2
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#392	goat	1
#820	goat beard	1
#167	golden twig	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#828	grapes	1
#759	green pixel	24
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#53	hamethyst earring	3
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#4022	handful of confetti	3
#737	handful of hand chalk	15
#626	handful of moss	1
#899	handful of sand	1
#461	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#474	handsomeness potion	2
#2506	heart necklace	2
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#164	helmet recipe	2
#1506	helmet turtle	4
#748	herbs	5
#627	hideous egg	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#966	hill of beans	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#304	holiday cheese log	6
#160	holiday log	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#995	hot wing	10
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#1642	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	2
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#741	infernal insoles	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#920	iron pasta spoon	3
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#1831	jazz soap	1
#184	ketchup	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#853	lihc eye	3
#208	lihc eye pie	13
#955	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	3
#836	live wire	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#502	magicalness-in-a-can	4
#195	makeshift crane	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#481	margarita	1
#475	mariachi G-string	4
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#921	marshmallow	1
#1193	marzipan skull	2
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#984	meat paste	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#168	menudo	1
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#964	moxie weed	1
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#1211	nanite-infested candy cane	8
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#400	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#1477	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	4
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#1371	off-white plastic oyster egg	3
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#630	off-white striped oyster egg	4
#119	office-supply crossbow	1
#218	oil of expertise	1
#219	oil of stability	1
#261	oily golden mushroom	2
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#840	oozenog	5
#1229	orange candy heart	1
#862	orange snowcone	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#1085	original G	2
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1089	oversized fish scaler	5
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#1760	pail	1
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#176	pants kit	2
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#987	papaya	1
#1297	pasta spoon	3
#913	patchouli incense stick	1
#247	peace-sign necklace	1
#257	peach	1
#158	peach pie	3
#239	pear	1
#127	pear tart	3
#1276	penguin skin	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#841	phat turquoise bead	1
#301	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#685	pickle-flavored chewing gum	7
#955	pile of candy	2
#495	pile of jumping beans	3
#595	pink pony	1
#727	pirate pelvis	1
#2048	pixellated candy heart	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#1168	potato sprout	1
#190	potion of potency	2
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#585	pr0n legs	14
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#2037	pretty flower	1
#439	prismatic wad	1
#996	probability potion	4
#1188	procrastination potion	1
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#549	puce polka-dot oyster egg	7
#408	puce striped oyster egg	6
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#729	purple snowcone	3
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#691	rat appendix	3
#438	ratgut	2
#1259	ravioli hat	3
#963	razor-sharp can lid	1
#1204	razor-tipped yo-yo	5
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#188	really really sticky spider web	1
#136	really sticky spider web	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#796	red pixel	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#565	reodorant	5
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#795	ridiculously huge sword	5
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#367	ring of adornment	1
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1136	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1388	roasted marshmallow	3
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1430	[2108]rock	1
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#455	rockin' wagon	1
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#17	roller skate decoy	1
#142	rolling pin	1
#1764	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#1108	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#374	rubber axe	2
#414	ruby W	25
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#855	salty dog	1
#1269	saucepan	7
#407	sausage pizza	1
#859	scroll of drastic healing	20
#1114	scrumptious reagent	1
#975	seal tooth	2
#1486	seal-clubbing club	2
#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#772	shingle	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#18	sinewy crossbow string	26
#160	skate skin	1
#1271	skeleton bone	3
#142	skirt / kilt kit	2
#938	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#233	sleazy hi mein	1
#244	slingshot	1
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#452	snake	11
#972	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#475	snorkel	1
#789	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	60
#270	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#668	spark plug earring	1
#1134	sparkler	1
#979	spices	2
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1056	spider web	2
#1127	spooky eggnog	5
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1891	spooky length of string	1
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#1155	spooky shrunken head	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#838	spring	6
#728	sprocket	11
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#233	steamy ruby	5
#785	stick	2
#232	stinky hi mein	1
#337	stolen office supplies	4
#273	stone banjo	1
#731	stone of eXtreme power	9
#81	stone turtle	1
#760	strawberry	3
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1412	stringy sinew	4
#716	strongness elixir	1
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#1056	stuffed Cheshire bitten	45
#2246	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	22
#2770	stuffed Meat	3
#2345	stuffed alien blob	2
#1692	stuffed angry cow	30
#2097	stuffed astral badger	24
#2086	stuffed baby gravy fairy	25
#1838	stuffed cocoabo	27
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#1481	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	35
#2466	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	20
#1795	stuffed gray blob	5
#1755	stuffed hand turkey	30
#1851	stuffed mind flayer	28
#3111	stuffed monocle	1
#395	stuffed ninja snowman	11
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#1795	stuffed scary death orb	29
#1394	stuffed shoulder parrot	14
#2373	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	21
#1669	stuffed snowy owl	30
#1575	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	33
#452	stuffed spooky mushroom	18
#2072	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	24
#1447	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	36
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#315	stuffed yo-yo	2
#1831	stuffing	3
#1710	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#957	sunken chest	4
#1239	super-spiky hair gel	2
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#809	t8r tots	1
#242	tawdry amethyst	3
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#234	tiny balloon knife	3
#559	tiny bottle of absinthe	11
#63	tiny bust of Pallas	2
#33	tiny cell phone	1
#1355	tiny house	11
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#259	tiny maracas	3
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2849	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#2809	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#2214	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	8
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#2162	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#6119	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2790	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#2250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#2515	tiny plastic barrrnacle	7
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#2492	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2766	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2502	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#3987	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3964	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#3343	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2225	tiny plastic grue	8
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#2812	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#6169	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#2240	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#3975	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#3303	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
#1328	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#1766	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#2817	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#1651	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	11
#2826	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#2514	tiny plastic stab bat	7
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2193	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#685	toast	1,181
#123	toast with jam	1
#265	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#899	toy deathbot	1
#543	toy hoverpad	23
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1142	toy space helmet	5
#1821	toy wheel	1
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1625	turtle totem	2
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#678	uncooked chorizo	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#2305	unstable DNA	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#37	urchin roe	1
#2124	valuable trinket	4
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#890	viking helmet	2
#1642	vinegar	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#640	vodka and cranberry	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#617	wad of tofu	2
#277	wang	8
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#974	white pixel	2
#1058	white snake skin	1
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#861	worthless knick-knack	2
#708	wussiness potion	7
#1455	x-ray specs	1
#118	yak whip	1
#1179	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1447	yeti fur	5
#840	yo	10
#2365	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 3,481 items total!

what items are this player missing?