| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #137 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 6 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #76 | BGE pocket calendar | 8 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #836 | Crimbo candied pecan | 9 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #973 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 6 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #251 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 60 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #304 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #355 | canteen of wine | 75 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #590 | cheap elven gloves | 7 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #494 | doll house | 10 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #580 | elven limbos gingerbread | 23 |
| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #414 | elven moonshine | 27 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #510 | evil teddy bear | 26 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #432 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #546 | fire | 10 |
| #914 | fruitcake | 22 |
| #886 | gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #576 | gray bow tie | 11 |
| #258 | gyroscope | 11 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #566 | herringcello | 28 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #365 | iGoogly | 68 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #397 | knuckle sandwich | 59 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #379 | monomolecular yo-yo | 179 |
| #533 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #266 | mylar scout drone | 18 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #291 | nanofiber cloth | 20 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #19 | paperclip | 2,365 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #468 | patent leather shoes | 14 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #575 | penguin thesaurus | 12 |
| #131 | pet rock | 53 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #197 | portable photocopier | 35 |
| #720 | possessed top | 8 |
| #94 | prehistoric spear | 34 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #371 | roasted marshmallow | 99 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1636 | sawblade fragment | 34 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #499 | toy crazy train | 18 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1040 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #626 | tree-eating kite | 49 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #1648 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #1942 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
| #723 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |