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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
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| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1561 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #460 | Feynman gate | 22 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #425 | astral mushroom | 20 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1144 | awful poetry journal | 19 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
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| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2513 | box of sunshine | 42 |
| #1785 | brick | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #119 | candy brain | 50 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #366 | capacitor relay | 32 |
| #530 | carbon nanotube frame | 20 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #295 | chorizo taco | 13 |
| #263 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 40 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #590 | duct tape | 53 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #272 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | evil googly eye | 25 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| 🥉 | fetid feather | 12,500 |
| #672 | filthy lucre | 55 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #5 | flaming feather | 5,800 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥉 | flirtatious feather | 4,500 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| 🥇 | frightful feather | 28,000 |
| 🥈 | frozen feather | 8,800 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #171 | gloomy mushroom wine | 4 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #364 | green smoke bomb | 3 |
| #293 | half-rotten brain | 2 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #394 | ion grid | 31 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #241 | irate sombrero | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #357 | logic synthesizer | 32 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1470 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #607 | mariachi pants | 18 |
| #565 | marzipan skull | 14 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| 🥈 | miniature coffin | 100 |
| #178 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 30 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #280 | papaya taco | 5 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #376 | plastic guitar | 2 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #11 | refrigerated biohazard container | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #229 | roboduck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #298 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 12 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #457 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2 |
| #440 | scroll of drastic healing | 131 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #43 | sensitive poetry journal | 20 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #612 | skeleton bone | 44 |
| #446 | skeleton key | 10 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #118 | spaghetti cult mask | 11 |
| #86 | spaghetti cult rosary | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #259 | spiked femur | 14 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #364 | spooky felt | 27 |
| #528 | spooky length of string | 20 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #662 | spooky shrunken head | 7 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #639 | spooky stick | 9 |
| #310 | spooky stuffing | 20 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #400 | spooky wooden block | 18 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #961 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #31 | tiny maracas | 14 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #41 | vampire collar | 62 |
| #67 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 168 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #71 | yellow glowstick | 17 |