| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #72 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #149 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 5 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #29 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #441 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #646 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #235 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #39 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 4 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #53 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 4 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #67 | arse-a'fire elixir | 3 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #362 | banana peel | 9 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #101 | buckyball | 64 |
| #488 | bunch of bananas | 7 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #318 | candy stake | 17 |
| #938 | canteen of wine | 20 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #250 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #176 | elven moonshine | 64 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #480 | iGoogly | 43 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #146 | jar of swamp gas | 500 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #667 | knuckle sandwich | 29 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #250 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #881 | monomolecular yo-yo | 34 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #352 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #213 | really dense meat stack | 28 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1457 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #416 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #493 | solid gold bowling ball | 36 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #150 | stick | 17 |
| #308 | stringy sinew | 33 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #588 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #916 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1710 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |