Pantless Pete

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🥈C.B.F.G.1
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#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
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#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
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#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
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#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3303tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
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#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
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#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
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#769wussiness potion5
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#920yeti fur38
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 5,230 items total!

what items are this player missing?