| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #170 | Boris's key lime | 2 |
| #305 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #5 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1,414 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #125 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 175 |
| #205 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 121 |
| #167 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 141 |
| #78 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 274 |
| #166 | dusty bottle of Port | 157 |
| #113 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 191 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #43 | filthy pestle | 100 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥉 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | refrigerated biohazard container | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #169 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #158 | star | 500 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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