| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #263 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #170 | Boris's key lime | 2 |
| #309 | Boris's key lime pie | 2 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #445 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #285 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1014 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #546 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #91 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #144 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #167 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #737 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #102 | The Ring | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #108 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #707 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #336 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #822 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #268 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #942 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #5 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1,414 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #634 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #667 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #953 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #125 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 175 |
| #206 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 121 |
| #169 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 141 |
| #78 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 274 |
| #167 | dusty bottle of Port | 157 |
| #113 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 191 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #43 | filthy pestle | 100 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #457 | leaflet | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #326 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #320 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1891 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #267 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #730 | mood ring | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1564 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| 🥉 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 1 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #326 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | refrigerated biohazard container | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #265 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #184 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #158 | star | 500 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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