| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #20 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 8 |
| #113 | Ancient Saucehelm | 13 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #603 | BURT | 2 |
| #123 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #115 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #159 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #32 | Chroner | 2,731 |
| #36 | Clara's bell | 22 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #151 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 16 |
| #157 | Cosmic Calorie | 12 |
| 🥉 | Covers-Your-Head | 3 |
| #349 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 16 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #785 | Crimbuck | 1,021 |
| #58 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #5 | Drapes-You-Regally | 2 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #5 | Drunkula's cape | 3 |
| #6 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| 🥉 | Drunkula's silky pants | 5 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #22 | El Vibrato restraints | 28 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #62 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 3 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #19 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 8 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #26 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #20 | Glenn's golden dice | 7 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #26 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 29 |
| #84 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 10 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Great Wolf's headband | 6 |
| 🥈 | Great Wolf's left paw | 5 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Great Wolf's right paw | 4 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #87 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 5 |
| #409 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #90 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 5 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #80 | Iron Beta of Industry | 117 |
| #75 | Jack-in-the-box | 58 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #36 | Lavalos's shell | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #18 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 5 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 3 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 3 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #84 | Microplushie: Bropane | 142 |
| #100 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 42 |
| #102 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 56 |
| #86 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 30 |
| #67 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 125 |
| #81 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 164 |
| #97 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 14 |
| #88 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 78 |
| #98 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 161 |
| #107 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 81 |
| #88 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 123 |
| #95 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #69 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #43 | Mr. Haggis | 101 |
| #83 | Newman's Own Trousers | 10 |
| #24 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 139 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #15 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 60 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #31 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 5 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #47 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 18 |
| #72 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Rover BB gun | 43 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #67 | Shield of Icy Fate | 7 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #32 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 2 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #89 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #25 | The Emperor's new hat | 3 |
| #36 | The Emperor's new pants | 2 |
| #42 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #22 | The Jokester's gun | 9 |
| #16 | The Jokester's pants | 15 |
| #25 | The Jokester's wig | 9 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 7 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 25 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 29 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 22 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 3 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 2 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #33 | Vial of jus de larmes | 8 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #15 | Wand of Oscus | 5 |
| #6 | Warms-Your-Tush | 3 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #99 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 22 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #153 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #61 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #17 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #18 | barrelhead | 12 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #32 | bejeweled cufflinks | 91 |
| #17 | bewitching boots | 2 |
| #7 | biker's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #13 | bloody kiwitini | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #28 | bottle of goofballs | 452 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #19 | bottoms of the barrel | 7 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #159 | bunny liver | 63 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #18 | chest barrel | 9 |
| #77 | chocolate bath ball | 11 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #433 | club necklace | 15 |
| #26 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #6 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #5 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #22 | cursed breeches | 2 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #8 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #28 | demon makeup kit | 3 |
| #286 | designer handbag | 10 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #562 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #49 | easter egg balloon | 171 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #9 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #106 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,625 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #27 | fancy opera glasses | 90 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #10 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #23 | flyest of shirts | 4 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #179 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #34 | garish pinky ring | 86 |
| #7 | gearbox necklace | 37 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #43 | giant designer sunglasses | 77 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #70 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #16 | grease cannon | 3 |
| #5 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #44 | handful of confetti | 377 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #11 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #582 | heart necklace | 12 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #360 | heart of the volcano | 20 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #60 | hobo nickel | 4,433 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #9 | intricate clockwork big hand | 2 |
| #10 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 4 |
| #13 | intricate clockwork disc | 2 |
| #9 | intricate clockwork little hand | 2 |
| #9 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 2 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #16 | jangly spurs | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #30 | labrador cookie | 3 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #25 | little deuce cape | 4 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #29 | love | 3 |
| #50 | lunar isotope | 2,529 |
| #312 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #15 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #7 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #9 | moon-amber necklace | 2 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #703 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #20 | muddy skirt | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #81 | peanut brittle shield | 46 |
| #15 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #32 | pig-iron bracers | 4 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #18 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| 🥈 | porcelain pepper mill | 16 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #6 | porcelain porkpie | 2 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #67 | red wagon | 7 |
| #57 | red-and-green sweater | 45 |
| #6 | red-hot knucklebone | 21 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #6 | reliable sixgun | 3 |
| #33 | replica bat-oomerang | 26 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #12 | rickety old unicycle | 11 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #153 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 32 |
| #153 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 32 |
| #158 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 31 |
| #134 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 33 |
| #23 | rusty chain necklace | 90 |
| #26 | sawblade shield | 88 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #157 | shard of double-ice | 40 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #22 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #13 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #32 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #11 | spark plug earring | 29 |
| #32 | spectre scepter | 360 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #4 | spooky clusterbomb | 2 |
| #406 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #150 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #456 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #177 | stainless steel suspenders | 17 |
| #5 | steel knuckles | 2 |
| #14 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #788 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #404 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 107 |
| #503 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 83 |
| #37 | stuffed Hodgman | 6 |
| #607 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 73 |
| #452 | stuffed Meat | 103 |
| #529 | stuffed angry cow | 82 |
| #650 | stuffed astral badger | 72 |
| #755 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 65 |
| #643 | stuffed cocoabo | 68 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #660 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 70 |
| #727 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 66 |
| #757 | stuffed hand turkey | 63 |
| #199 | stuffed key | 241 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #785 | stuffed mind flayer | 62 |
| #415 | stuffed mink | 110 |
| #437 | stuffed monocle | 105 |
| #637 | stuffed scary death orb | 74 |
| #679 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 69 |
| #601 | stuffed snowy owl | 73 |
| #678 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 69 |
| #572 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 77 |
| #315 | stuffed teddy butler | 133 |
| #379 | stuffed tin of caviar | 116 |
| #197 | stuffed treasure chest | 241 |
| #652 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 71 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #26 | toy sixgun | 6 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #43 | water-polo cap | 7 |
| #44 | water-polo mitt | 3 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #11 | weedy skirt | 2 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #7 | wicker ticker | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #10 | woven baling wire bracelets | 34 |
| #22 | wrench bracelet | 100 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | zombie accordion | 5 |
| 🥈 | zombie mariachi hat | 4 |
| #4 | zombie mariachi pants | 3 |