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| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #131 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #494 | bag of airline peanuts | 61 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1241 | brick | 19 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1028 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #245 | computronic processing unit | 15 |
| #315 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1030 | defective skull | 10 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #933 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #1008 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #817 | fake fake vomit | 33 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #329 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #1135 | fire | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1069 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2041 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | herringcello | 13 |
| #364 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1262 | ion grid | 5 |
| #237 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 17 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1005 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #1210 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1391 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #321 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #364 | monomolecular yo-yo | 189 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #4 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1,166 |
| #829 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 22 |
| #987 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #446 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #232 | quantum polarity inducer | 16 |
| #1203 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #177 | recursive spline reticulator | 23 |
| #252 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 15 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1308 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #333 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 11 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #502 | strange shiny disc | 9 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #549 | teddy borg | 16 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #854 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #928 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #711 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1438 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #2260 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2032 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #917 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2246 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2241 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #925 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #639 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2145 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #642 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #595 | toy space helmet | 13 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1645 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #813 | vinegar | 37 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1171 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1209 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #1113 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |