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| #1091 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #131 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 6 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #495 | bag of airline peanuts | 61 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #215 | banana smoothie | 3 |
| #285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1238 | brick | 19 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1029 | clown hammer | 18 |
| #245 | computronic processing unit | 15 |
| #316 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1032 | defective skull | 10 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #932 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #1011 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #820 | fake fake vomit | 33 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #330 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1369 | herringcello | 13 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #237 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 17 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1007 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #1212 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #364 | monomolecular yo-yo | 189 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #4 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1,166 |
| #831 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 22 |
| #989 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #445 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #232 | quantum polarity inducer | 16 |
| #1205 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #177 | recursive spline reticulator | 23 |
| #252 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 15 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1309 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #333 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 11 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #502 | strange shiny disc | 9 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #550 | teddy borg | 16 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1298 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #954 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #839 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #595 | toy space helmet | 13 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1647 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #813 | vinegar | 37 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1174 | whoopie cushion | 15 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #1118 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |