| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| #322 | Microplushie: Bropane | 35 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #494 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 7 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #404 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 18 |
| #410 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 25 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #367 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 33 |
| #396 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 16 |
| #411 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 20 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1485 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #459 | elven limbos gingerbread | 30 |
| #725 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #228 | elven socks | 19 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #310 | festive holiday hat | 14 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #868 | ion grid | 11 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #723 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #680 | red pixel | 4 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #229 | rigid carapace | 15 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #311 | scented massage oil | 5 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #386 | synthetic stuffing | 22 |
| #814 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #385 | theoretical string | 39 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 9 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #304 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 18 |
| #564 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #814 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 14 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 11 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #647 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 11 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #460 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 10 |
| #321 | tiny plastic The Man | 13 |
| #666 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #304 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 21 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #525 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #505 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 14 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #653 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #579 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #349 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 12 |
| #739 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 5 |
| #398 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 11 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #359 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 12 |
| #332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #659 | tiny plastic blooper | 11 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #309 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 14 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #486 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 9 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 10 |
| #318 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 21 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #929 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #872 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #282 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 22 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #390 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 11 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #895 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 20 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #714 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #443 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #499 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #415 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 6 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 13 |
| #595 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #365 | tiny plastic zmobie | 18 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #421 | toy hoverpad | 35 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #622 | unstable DNA | 85 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |