| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #57 | can of franks 'n' beans | 4 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1034 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #250 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 9 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #296 | elven cellocello | 39 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #532 | felt | 17 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #948 | googly eye | 12 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1206 | herringcello | 16 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #418 | ion grid | 29 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #1661 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |