Museum :: The Funktipus

The Funktipus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#1569	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1334	Boss Bat britches	8
#360	CRIMBCO scrip	915
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#819	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#1115	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#1828	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#520	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#196	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	7
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#627	Summer Nights	2
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#269	Wand of Nagamar	21
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#888	antique greaves	1
#898	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1850	baby killer bee	1
#1554	badass belt	35
#430	balaclava	1
#194	balaclava baklava	17
#2042	ball	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#341	banana-frosted king cake	9
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#430	bed of coals	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#595	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#70	blue-frosted astral cupcake	20
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#1832	bottle of goofballs	12
#363	boxed champagne	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#595	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	15
#461	candied yams	20
#2970	candy cane	5
#352	candy stake	16
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#1633	club necklace	4
#762	cocoa egg	7
#529	comfy coffin	2
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#333	cornuthaum	15
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1221	corpsetini	3
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#382	dull fish scale	4
#609	dwarf bread	6
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#1828	easter egg balloon	12
#799	elven limbos gingerbread	14
#977	elven moonshine	7
#1136	elven socks	2
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#712	fancy but probably evil chocolate	9
#377	fancy canapés	1
#438	fancy seashell necklace	4
#855	festive holiday hat	4
#738	fetid feather	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#666	flaming feather	4
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#158	freezin' bindle	4
#777	frightful feather	1
#285	frigid air mattress	3
#501	frigid mote	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#1584	fruitcake	8
#158	funky brass fez	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#625	ghuol guolash	7
#544	giant discarded bottlecap	9
#702	giant discarded plastic fork	13
#325	giant discarded torn-up glove	14
#658	giant pinky ring	22
#1654	gingerbread bugbear	9
#524	gingerbread horror	11
#200	glass of goat's milk	71
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#190	goat cheese pizza	66
#223	grass blade	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#66	green-frosted astral cupcake	23
#1342	grue egg	19
#391	grungy bandana	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#350	half-orchid	2
#2400	hamethyst	1
#2286	handful of confetti	13
#1648	heart necklace	4
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#493	herbal stuffing	16
#383	hot nuggets	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1412	kite	3
#306	kumquat	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#381	lesser grodulated violet	2
#935	lewd playing card	1
#159	linoleum crossbow	5
#142	linoleum staff	5
#340	linoleum sword	2
#326	lion oil	1
#377	los chinos	1
#863	lucky rabbit's foot	7
#425	lupine sword	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#1086	marionette	1
#1188	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#235	megatofu	34
#364	moonglasses	1
#1335	obsidian dagger	11
#657	off-white paisley oyster egg	3
#1371	off-white plastic oyster egg	3
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#1945	old sweatpants	3
#840	oozenog	5
#65	orange-frosted astral cupcake	25
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#531	pants of the Slug Lord	7
#358	papaya	52
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#58	pink-frosted astral cupcake	23
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#266	plum	1
#386	portable corkscrew	18
#1713	possessed top	2
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#2037	pretty flower	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#919	puce paisley oyster egg	3
#712	puce plastic oyster egg	5
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#77	purple-frosted astral cupcake	27
#1303	rag doll	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#438	ring of aggravate monster	14
#749	[2108]rock	5
#2146	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#1547	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#825	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	9
#374	rubber axe	2
#216	scented massage oil	8
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#684	shiny ring	36
#412	shock collar	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#255	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#548	small leather glove	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#905	spade necklace	8
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
#1868	spectre scepter	11
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#236	spooky bindle	4
#367	spooky eggnog	13
#747	spooky eyeliner	4
#768	spooky lipstick	4
#1351	spooky mushroom	5
#633	spooky shrunken head	8
#785	spooky stick	5
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#672	stained mattress	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#2248	stainless steel slacks	1
#310	star buckler	1
#575	star chart	11
#100	star crossbow	14
#250	star hat	6
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#105	star staff	5
#281	star starfish	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#187	star sword	4
#327	stench powder	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#1843	stuffed Cheshire bitten	27
#1863	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	27
#1861	stuffed angry cow	27
#2656	stuffed astral badger	18
#1802	stuffed baby gravy fairy	29
#1465	stuffed cocoabo	34
#1581	stuffed dodecapede	1
#2479	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	20
#1781	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	29
#1977	stuffed hand turkey	26
#2473	stuffed mind flayer	20
#2481	stuffed scary death orb	20
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#3387	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	13
#2128	stuffed snowy owl	23
#2795	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	17
#3042	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#3357	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	13
#4296	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	9
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#2643	stuffing	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#307	tangerine	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#191	tiny bowler	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#312	tiny maracas	2
#3990	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3934	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3940	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2049	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#3348	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#358	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	4
#821	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3831	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#3955	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3876	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3911	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3959	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3912	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3896	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#3862	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3872	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#3907	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3892	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3063	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3067	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3928	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#3857	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#1348	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#4023	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#2260	tiny plastic angry goat	8
#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3979	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3980	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#2901	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#1669	tiny plastic barrrnacle	11
#3965	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#2494	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	7
#3925	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#3909	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#2857	tiny plastic cocoabo	6
#2832	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3912	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3937	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#3878	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3910	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3922	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3925	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#3989	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#2522	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#2249	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	8
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#3861	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#2830	tiny plastic grue	6
#3896	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3307	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#2462	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#3892	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3335	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#2891	tiny plastic levitating potato	6
#3839	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#2510	tiny plastic mosquito	7
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#3996	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1645	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3893	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#3953	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#4011	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#4865	tiny plastic stab bat	3
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#4039	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3862	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3861	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#3843	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3852	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3848	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#770	tofurkey gravy	11
#703	tofurkey leg	12
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1139	tooth	2
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#1081	towel	5
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#836	toy mercenary	7
#2301	tree-eating kite	4
#377	true grit	4
#515	tube of dread wax	2
#442	tube sock	1
#458	twinkly powder	2
#302	unidentified jerky	32
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#391	upsy daisy	2
#362	vampire collar	4
#332	vorpal blade	16
#303	wad of tofu	15
#118	wholeberd	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#2204	yo	1

Wow, that's 3,098 items total!

what items are this player missing?