| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #299 | battered Crimbo Crate | 40 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1413 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #248 | dusty Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #471 | killing feather | 63 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1203 | robotronic egg | 19 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #534 | rogue swarmer | 72 |
| #550 | sawblade fragment | 66 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #779 | synthetic stuffing | 5 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #849 | unstable DNA | 50 |
| #464 | unstable laser battery | 64 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |