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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #382 | Amulet of Yendor | 61 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #385 | baconstone | 21 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #306 | bag of airline peanuts | 98 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #319 | brick | 118 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
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| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #498 | clown hammer | 56 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #316 | fake fake vomit | 101 |
| #267 | fake hand | 101 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #229 | ga-ga radio | 12 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #700 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #351 | googly eye | 39 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #183 | hamethyst | 39 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #254 | jazz soap | 113 |
| #487 | joybuzzer | 63 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #212 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #254 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 108 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #531 | mushroom fermenting solution | 16 |
| #967 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #242 | nanite-infested eggnog | 18 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #420 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 35 |
| #610 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 48 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #342 | porquoise | 22 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #317 | rubber emo roe | 99 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #608 | salamander spleen | 8 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #173 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 4 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #184 | spooky eyeliner | 12 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #444 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2221 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 50 |
| #812 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #1321 | stuffed angry cow | 38 |
| #959 | stuffed astral badger | 52 |
| #1039 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #798 | stuffed cocoabo | 57 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 49 |
| #901 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 54 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #798 | stuffed hand turkey | 60 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1061 | stuffed mind flayer | 48 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #934 | stuffed scary death orb | 53 |
| #1121 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 18 |
| #1133 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1298 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
| #992 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #1235 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #2203 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #877 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 56 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #209 | stuffing | 43 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #246 | whoopie cushion | 117 |
| #271 | wind-up chattering teeth | 113 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #284 | yellow snowcone | 115 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |