| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #118 | Beach Buck | 27 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1045 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #142 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,785 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #700 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1099 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #1236 | Crimbuck | 370 |
| #2888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #17 | The One Mood Ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #131 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1430 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1342 | disco mask | 4 |
| #1581 | duct tape | 7 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1983 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #1774 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #532 | evil golden arch | 10 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #195 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #67 | fancy ball mask | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #129 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #588 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #40 | giant book of ancient carols | 4 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #956 | grue egg | 28 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1507 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #120 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #443 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #65 | moxie magnet | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1222 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #665 | red class ring | 9 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1097 | saucepan | 12 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #909 | seal tooth | 3 |
| #1379 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #756 | seal-skull helmet | 5 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1204 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #940 | turtle totem | 20 |
| #476 | twinkly wad | 152 |
| #1032 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #550 | white class ring | 10 |
| #617 | white lightning | 9 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #340 | worthless gewgaw | 13 |
| #384 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |