| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #115 | Beach Buck | 27 |
| #950 | Bonerdagon necklace | 10 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1042 | Boss Bat britches | 12 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #142 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,785 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1095 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #1236 | Crimbuck | 370 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #17 | The One Mood Ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #132 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1424 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1337 | disco mask | 4 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #1774 | elven suicide capsule | 5 |
| #532 | evil golden arch | 10 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #195 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #67 | fancy ball mask | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #130 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #39 | giant book of ancient carols | 4 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #121 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #65 | moxie magnet | 2 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1217 | pasta spoon | 4 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #658 | red class ring | 9 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1094 | saucepan | 12 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #908 | seal tooth | 3 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #749 | seal-skull helmet | 5 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1200 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #936 | turtle totem | 20 |
| #474 | twinkly wad | 152 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #546 | white class ring | 10 |
| #616 | white lightning | 9 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #336 | worthless gewgaw | 13 |
| #381 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |