Museum :: Steven9000

Steven9000

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
🥇	Loathing Legion helicopter	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#374	NG	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥇	Spooky Putty snake	2
🥈	Staff of Queso Escusado	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#89	bat hat	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1172	batgut	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#694	black greaves	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#24	bottle-rocket crossbow	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#2707	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1268	broken skull	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1139	cog	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#864	cool whip	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#120	cotton candy skoshe	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#1025	daisy	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#1263	dense meat stack	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#154	detective skull	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#478	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#297	dragon snaps	1
#782	dried face	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#924	fancy opera glasses	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2393	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#880	fine wine	1
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#445	flat dough	1
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#815	foam dart	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#271	foon	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#600	gator skin	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#996	ghuol guolash	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#167	golden twig	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#68	gummi bowtie	1
#25	haiku katana	3
#655	hair spray	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#995	herbs	1
#605	hermit permit	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#669	inkwell	1
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#1828	jazz soap	1
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#1233	lemon	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#1829	licorice garrote	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#481	long pork	1
#1453	loose teeth	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#682	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#492	magilaser blastercannon	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#1086	marionette	1
#666	martini	1
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥇	mayfly bait necklace	1
#983	meat paste	1
#1042	meat stack	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#1204	metallic A	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#51	mint-condition magic wand	1
#729	mood ring	1
#963	moxie weed	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#471	ocarina of space	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#796	olive	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#942	orange	1
#861	orange snowcone	1
#6	origami riding crop	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#914	patchouli incense stick	1
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#1276	penguin skin	1
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#737	personal massager	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#495	petrified time	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#1171	phonics down	1
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#537	piercing post	1
#1096	pile of candy	1
#661	pile of jumping beans	1
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#594	pink pony	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#36	plastic bib	1
#1281	plot hole	1
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#304	powdered donut	1
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#1187	procrastination potion	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#890	purple snowcone	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#443	pygmy pygment	1
#283	queen cookie	1
#1175	radium-flavored potato chips	1
#103	rainbow tie	1
#822	rat appendix	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#508	ratgut	1
#327	ratini	1
#1506	ravioli hat	1
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#188	really really sticky spider web	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#661	red pixel potion	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#845	red snowcone	1
#774	reodorant	1
#113	resolution: be more adventurous	1
#154	resolution: be sexier	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#1123	ridiculously huge sword	1
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#1003	ruby W	1
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#324	rusty metal shaft	1
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#1709	saucepan	1
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#422	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#447	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#1113	scrumptious reagent	1
#1103	seal tooth	1
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#771	shingle	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#1414	skeleton bone	1
#943	skeleton key	1
#788	skewer	1
#1014	smart skull	1
#41	smiley-face sticker	1
#1120	snake	1
#208	snapdragon pistil	1
#475	snorkel	1
#34	snow halo	1
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#522	soda water	1
#1334	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
#798	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1135	sparkler	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#1063	spices	1
#1159	spider web	1
#822	spiked femur	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#682	spork	1
#444	spray paint	1
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#853	stalk of asparagus	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#310	star buckler	1
#919	star chart	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#309	star staff	1
#420	star sword	1
#799	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
#34	stick-on mini solar panels	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#1825	stolen accordion	1
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#716	strongness elixir	1
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#3140	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#3116	stuffed Meat	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#8973	stuffed astral badger	1
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#2682	stuffed key	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#3073	stuffed mink	1
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#4802	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#3136	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2706	stuffed treasure chest	1
#8891	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#2643	stuffing	1
#531	stunt nuts	1
#340	sugar sheet	1
#1296	super-spiky hair gel	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#831	taco shell	1
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#729	tambourine bells	1
#617	tassel	1
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#51	tiny bindle	1
#999	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#102	tiny bust of Pallas	1
#33	tiny cell phone	1
#36	tiny costume wardrobe	2
#1700	tiny house	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#891	tires	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#3157	toast	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
#1136	tomato	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#478	tree skirt	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#474	water wings	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#187	willyweed	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2114	yellow snowcone	1
#1736	yeti fur	1

Wow, that's 782 items total!

what items are this player missing?