| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion helicopter | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hookspear | 2 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spooky Putty snake | 2 |
| 🥈 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #118 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #25 | haiku katana | 3 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
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| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
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| #419 | star sword | 1 |
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| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
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| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
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| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
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| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
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| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
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| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
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| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
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| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |