| #341 | "DRINK ME" potion | 34 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #113 | Battlie Light Saver | 6 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #35 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #27 | Jokester makeup | 9 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #296 | NPZR chemistry set | 12 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #17 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #12 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #110 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 11 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #237 | agua de vida | 6 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #8 | blueberry muffin | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #488 | candy cane | 75 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| 🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #378 | eggnog | 46 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #214 | fruitcake | 102 |
| #5 | gasmask | 2 |
| #434 | gingerbread bugbear | 55 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #8 | iceberglet | 3 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #105 | king cookie | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #108 | puff of smoke | 10 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #177 | queen cookie | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #78 | replica bat-oomerang | 3 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #44 | special edition Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #473 | unstable DNA | 110 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #95 | wind-up navigation droid | 3 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |