Museum :: Theophrastus

Theophrastus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#118	"caramel" orange	18
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#273	30669 scroll	36
#153	33398 scroll	145
#643	334 scroll	4
#15	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	384
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#361	Bonerdagon necklace	32
#288	Boss Bat bling	12
#1046	Boss Bat britches	12
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#36	Cold One	286
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#182	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	27
#48	Crimbo candied pecan	866
#45	Crimbo fudge	898
#37	Crimbo peppermint bark	933
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#14	Crimboysters Rockefeller	100
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#99	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	114
#178	Crown of the Goblin King	110
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#42	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	415
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#100	Dramatic™ range	15
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#363	Drowsy Sword	52
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#57	Elf Army machine parts	53
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#334	Elf Guard MPC	3
#72	Elf Guard eyedrops	5
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#151	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
#115	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	121
#837	Feynman gate	10
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#306	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#225	Imp Ale	1,003
#123	Iron Beta of Industry	79
#196	Jolly Roger charrrm	23
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#17	Knob Goblin perfume	204
#669	LED block	1
#521	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	52
#16	Mark IV Steam-Hat	9
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#148	Misty Cape	13
#111	Misty Cloak	16
#46	Misty Robe	62
#46	Mysterious Black Box	74
#47	Mysterious Blue Box	81
#46	Mysterious Green Box	80
#43	Mysterious Red Box	79
#239	NG	4
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#13	New Zealand iced tea	1,203
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#450	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#1002	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#54	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	40
#8	PirateRealm guest pass	4
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#15	Purple Beast energy drink	1,023
#83	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	17
#161	Rock and Roll Legend	12
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#24	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	15
#20	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	22
#19	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	16
#68	Tales of Spelunking	3
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#160	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#31	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	41
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#326	Tuesday's ruby	6
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#22	Yorick	2
#85	Zim Merman's guitar	10
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#23	antique accordion	48
#239	antique greaves	35
#228	antique hand mirror	19
#376	antique helmet	15
#312	antique shield	22
#304	antique spear	25
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#531	baconstone	15
#297	badass belt	129
#21	bag of sausage links	4
#1147	banana	1
#380	barbed-wire fence	11
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#107	beer helmet	86
#20	beer-a-pult	12
#112	bejeweled pledge pin	85
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#10	black facepaint	148
#196	black gold	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#236	bone rattle	9
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#13	bottle of gin	12,027
#627	bottle of goofballs	41
#18	bottle of rum	11,939
#5	bottle of sea wine	7,881
#43	bottle of tequila	1,453
#725	bottle of vodka	10
#36	bottle of whiskey	3,237
#34	bowling ball	82
#2859	box of sunshine	32
#91	bread man	5
#36	bread pie	110
#85	broken skull	573
#68	brown felt tophat	30
#160	bubbly potion	112
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#611	bunch of bananas	4
#68	can of mixed everything	2
#81	can of sterno	3
#1093	candy stake	6
#77	cannonbomb	6
#889	capacitor relay	10
#769	carbon nanotube frame	12
#191	carob chunk cookies	13
#52	carob chunks	222
#140	casino pass	28
#155	chintzy accordion pin	4
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#52	clay peace-sign bead	123
#37	clear Russian	109
#173	cloning kit	2
#364	clown skin	16
#400	club necklace	16
#192	cocoa egg	78
#56	cod cape	1
#87	commemorative war stein	1,029
#33	corned beet	8
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#169	dark potion	109
#28	dead guy's watch	997
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#85	decorative fountain	140
#39	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	12
#404	designer handbag	7
#154	detective skull	1
#147	devilish folio	6
#376	diamond necklace	16
#318	disassembled clover	263
#231	disease	67
#513	disembodied brain	4
#91	distressed denim pants	92
#37	double-ice box	2
#61	double-ice britches	2
#171	double-ice cap	1
#37	drafty drawers	2
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#109	dusty animal pelvis	4
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#82	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	5
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#50	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	8
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#83	dusty left clavicle	5
#128	dusty left eighth rib	3
#32	dusty left eleventh rib	11
#201	dusty left femur	2
#137	dusty left fibula	3
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#207	dusty left first rear claw	2
#105	dusty left fourth front claw	4
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#83	dusty left fourth rib	5
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#85	dusty left ninth rib	5
#297	dusty left radius	1
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#143	dusty left seventh rib	3
#56	dusty left sixth rib	7
#125	dusty left third front claw	3
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#199	dusty left third rib	2
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#207	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#74	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	5
#93	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	4
#146	dusty right clavicle	3
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#62	dusty right eleventh rib	6
#139	dusty right femur	3
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#187	dusty right first rear claw	2
#29	dusty right first rib	11
#69	dusty right fourth front claw	5
#195	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#123	dusty right fourth rib	4
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#192	dusty right radius	2
#186	dusty right scapula	2
#46	dusty right second front claw	8
#85	dusty right second rear claw	5
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#64	dusty right sixth rib	6
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#64	dusty right third front claw	6
#109	dusty right third rear claw	4
#200	dusty right thumb	2
#83	dusty right tibia	5
#98	dusty right twelfth rib	4
#88	dusty right ulna	5
#51	dusty sacral vertebrae	7
#136	dusty second caudal vertebra	3
#131	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
#198	dusty second lumbar vertebra	2
#74	dusty second thoracic vertebra	5
#100	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	4
#101	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
#79	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	5
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#183	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#142	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	3
#188	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#145	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	3
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#199	dusty third lumbar vertebra	2
#107	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	4
#170	eXtreme scarf	24
#192	effervescent potion	97
#137	eggwater	4
#129	electric pants	1
#82	empty meat tank	60
#927	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#272	ennui-flavored potato chips	186
#450	evil golden arch	14
#93	evil teddy bear sewing kit	3
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#163	fizzy potion	114
#7	flagstone flip-flops	1
#604	flaming mushroom	3
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#73	fleshy putty	22
#172	flour cookie	5
#13	fried air	711
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#137	funky dried mushroom	97
#12	fusilli marrownarrow	46
#193	fuzzy busby	16
#42	fuzzy earmuffs	62
#204	fuzzy montera	13
#65	ghost thread	1
🥉	ghostly ectoplasm	3,169
#214	giant discarded bottlecap	24
#100	giant discarded plastic fork	73
#168	giant discarded torn-up glove	26
#564	giant foam finger	1
#151	giant pinky ring	96
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#394	goat	1
#442	goat cheese	30
#137	goat cheese pizza	100
#67	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	18
#111	gold wedding ring	87
#692	golden ring	40
🥇	goo magnet	1
#247	gooified animal matter	6
#258	gooified mineral matter	4
#212	gooified vegetable matter	9
#347	goth kid t-shirt	13
#285	grue egg	83
#811	handful of confetti	52
#234	harem girl t-shirt	5
#408	heart necklace	16
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#76	hermit permit	92
#367	hill of beans	54
#74	hot wad	143
#102	hot wine	1
#11	house-sized mushroom	1
#339	huge Crimbo cookie	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#16	intricate clockwork egg	17
#1060	ion grid	8
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#212	kick-ass kicks	13
#167	lab-grown meat	2
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#163	library card	3
#1416	logic synthesizer	3
#247	los chinos	2
#334	mariachi G-string	8
#549	meat from yesterday	2
#12	meatball	704
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#190	murky potion	94
#7	mushroom filet	325
#4	mushroom whiskey	379
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3075	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
🥈	nega-mushroom wine	507
#17	ninja carabiner	77
#16	ninja crampons	76
#15	ninja rope	79
#91	odor extractor	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#70	old-school pirate grog	2
#1616	oozenog	3
#101	orange snowcone	271
#1088	oversized fish scaler	5
#137	pack of KWE trading card	20
#240	patchouli incense stick	107
#65	peppermint bomb	3
#80	peppermint tack	7
#105	peppermint-scented socks	3
#146	perforated battle paddle	52
#332	phish stick	3
#40	pickled bread	7
#282	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
#548	piece of wedding cake	8
#681	pirate shirt	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#228	plain candy cane	2
#86	plain pizza	107
#18	plain snowcone	254
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#147	plexiglass pith helmet	2
#90	plexiglass pocketwatch	2
#350	pointy mushroom	6
#128	poisonsettia	9
#654	polyalloy shield	6
#1592	pretty flower	4
#46	projectile chemistry set	47
#43	quantum of familiar	10
#253	radium-flavored potato chips	229
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#106	red and white claret	1
#25	red box	250
#1773	robotronic egg	4
#1170	[2108]rock	2
#535	rogue swarmer	72
#429	rubber WWBD? bracelet	16
#280	rubber WWJD? bracelet	22
#607	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	12
#411	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	16
#142	ruby W	148
#127	sake bomb	241
#80	salted mutton	5
#865	sandwich of the gods	8
#550	sawblade fragment	66
#99	self-repairing earmuffs	3
#181	shiny ring	129
#97	shipwright's hammer	1
#99	shot of flower schnapps	12
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#176	smoky potion	109
#186	smudged alchemical recipe	2
#152	snowboarder pants	27
#65	software glitch	1
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#205	solid gold bowling ball	92
#175	sonar-in-a-biscuit	97
#623	spade necklace	11
#28	spaghetti breakfast	593
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#114	spangly mariachi pants	6
#120	spangly mariachi vest	3
#99	spangly sombrero	7
🥉	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#846	spooky felt	10
#1071	spooky length of string	8
#1078	spooky mushroom	17
#749	spooky stuffing	7
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
🥉	stained glass serape	4
🥉	stained glass shiv	4
#4	stained glass spectacles	6
🥈	stained glass stetson	6
🥇	stained glass suspenders	8
#406	stainless steel scarf	8
#942	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#840	stainless steel slacks	5
#288	stainless steel solitaire	9
#568	stainless steel suspenders	7
#90	star chart	223
#288	star shirt	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#372	stinky mushroom	6
#104	stinky mushroom wine	3
#58	stolen necklace	8
#168	stone banjo	3
#577	stone of eXtreme power	14
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#1867	string of blue beads	3
#1605	string of green beads	5
#1715	string of red beads	4
#904	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	49
#583	stuffed Cheshire bitten	74
#438	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	90
#538	stuffed Meat	88
#601	stuffed angry cow	74
#589	stuffed astral badger	78
#612	stuffed baby gravy fairy	76
#593	stuffed cocoabo	73
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#512	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	84
#596	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	78
#612	stuffed hand turkey	74
#294	stuffed key	186
#518	stuffed mind flayer	84
#638	stuffed mink	73
#649	stuffed monocle	74
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#693	stuffed scary death orb	69
#561	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	81
#719	stuffed snowy owl	63
#719	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	67
#362	stuffed spooky mushroom	22
#697	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	66
#439	stuffed teddy butler	104
#468	stuffed tin of caviar	98
#359	stuffed treasure chest	160
#694	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	68
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#58	sundae ration	11
#71	sweet rims	4
#171	swirly potion	101
#14	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	968
#177	targeting chip	4
#83	third ear	5
#41	time shuriken	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#211	tiny Mountie hat	2
#16	tiny bottle of absinthe	1,776
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2859	tiny plastic angry goat	6
#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#1668	tiny plastic barrrnacle	11
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#4840	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#2832	tiny plastic coffee pixie	6
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3988	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#3957	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3945	tiny plastic grue	4
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#3971	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#2811	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#3312	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#2231	tiny plastic mosquito	8
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#2514	tiny plastic stab bat	7
#2514	tiny plastic star starfish	7
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#81	twinkly wad	8,690
#180	universal biscuit	3
#661	unstable laser battery	56
#279	valuable trinket	325
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#19	void burger	402
#18	void lager	419
#27	void stone	359
#51	wad of tofu	219
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#42	warm fur	1
#354	warm mushroom	4
#48	wet tack	1
#69	whale cerebrospinal fluid	9
#31	whalecake	2
#73	whalesteak	6
#35	white candy heart	1,784
#100	white chocolate and tomato pizza	29
#428	white picket fence	8
#98	windchimes	137
#27	windicle	3
#94	wings of fire	1
#250	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	196
#226	wussiness potion	82
#433	yeti fur	304
#37	yule grog	1
#125	yule hatchet	2

Wow, that's 80,529 items total!

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