Museum :: Idle Hands

Idle Hands

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1777	8-ball	3
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#76	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	175
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#437	Cloaca grenade	37
#294	Cloaca-Cola	135
#320	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#248	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#585	Crimbo pie	2
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#3598	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#81	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	174
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#270	Dyspepsi grenade	51
#591	Dyspepsi-Cola	101
#390	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	8
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#444	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#60	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	258
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#85	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	142
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#1001	Mr. Mediocrebar	46
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#467	Now and Earlier	5
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#313	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	16
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1836	Yummy Tummy bean	50
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#306	aspirin	3
#468	asshat	2
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#24	attention spanner	10
#64	automatic catapult	2
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#86	badger badge	2
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1592	ball	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#727	banana	4
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#654	banana peel	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#95	basic meat pants	2
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#112	basic meat sword	2
#940	bat guano	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#818	battered Crimbo Crate	9
#349	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#251	big rock	4
#131	big stick	3
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#589	black & tan	1
#509	black candy heart	11
#711	black paisley oyster egg	7
#1047	black pixel	1
#411	black plastic oyster egg	12
#145	black polka-dot oyster egg	32
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#477	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#815	blood flower	6
#143	blood of the Wereseal	7
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1232	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#753	blue snowcone	2
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#3681	bottle of goofballs	3
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#134	bowler	1
#1054	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#104	brainy skull	5
#318	brass stinger	1
#2374	brick	2
#748	briefcase	1
#816	brine	18
#574	broken cellular phone	2
#165	broken skull	158
#623	broken sword	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#546	bunch of bananas	5
#534	calle de miel	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#213	can of fake snow	2
#1040	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#571	candied yams	16
#856	candy brain	1
#2743	candy cane	6
#3829	candy stake	1
#222	cardboard katana	2
#610	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#88	cheap plastic bottle opener	54
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#52	chintzy seal pendant	23
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#130	chocolate-frosted king cake	16
#823	chopsticks	1
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#653	chorizo taco	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#67	clockwork thingamajig	2
#86	clockwork widget	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#310	cold nuggets	2
#229	cold powder	2
#374	cold wad	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#603	cool mushroom	2
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#696	corpse on the beach	7
#597	corpsedriver	8
#1465	corpsetini	2
#246	cottage	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#648	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#1295	defective skull	3
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#390	dill	100
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#128	disturbing fanfic	1,869
#705	doll house	6
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1139	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#323	duck-on-a-string	7
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#905	dwarf bread	3
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1457	elven limbos gingerbread	3
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#617	elven socks	7
#666	empty meat tank	1
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#52	enchanted brass knuckles	4
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#741	ennui-flavored potato chips	16
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#179	especially salty dog	2
#409	evil golden arch	17
#23	evil golden arches	149
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#436	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
#318	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#901	eye of newt	2
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1792	fake hand	1
#195	fake plastic grass	10
#440	fancy chocolate	7
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#181	felt	42
#412	fermenting powder	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#527	flange	2
#905	flaregun	1
#445	flat dough	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#86	fruit bowl	4
#1329	fruitcake	11
#1456	furry fur	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#455	ghost cucumber	99
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1643	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#1280	gingerbread bugbear	14
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#953	glowing red eye	2
#747	gnatwing	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#514	googly eye	26
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#658	gr8ps	2
#828	grapes	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#636	green beer	18
#1109	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#842	green snowcone	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#547	grog	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#580	hair spray	2
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#95	handful of drink tickets	4
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1193	heavy D	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1015	herbal stuffing	7
#994	herbs	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#966	hill of beans	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#998	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#334	hot powder	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#171	ice stein	2
#599	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	123
#354	ice-cold Willer	133
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#163	ice-cold six-pack	100
#325	iced-out bling	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#421	invisible bag	2
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#741	iron pasta spoon	5
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#271	jar of swamp gas	200
#1830	jazz soap	1
#1883	joybuzzer	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#910	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#335	kite	22
#709	kneecapping stick	14
#632	large box	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#332	lavender paisley oyster egg	10
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#288	lavender striped oyster egg	8
#1295	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#456	leaflet	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#1234	lemon	1
#545	length of string	21
#669	leotarrrd	1
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#896	lime	1
#1208	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#1025	line	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#133	linoleum crossbow string	1
#54	linoleum meat stack	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#929	long skinny balloon	1
#1452	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#100	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#776	mafia aria	21
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#1219	magical ice cubes	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#277	marionette	6
#665	martini	1
#865	marzipan skull	6
#727	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
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#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#387	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
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#183	skirt / kilt kit	1
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#83	sleazy fairy gravy	2
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#92	slightly peevedbow	1
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#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
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#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
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#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#682	valuable trinket	100
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#1042	viking helmet	1
#393	vinegar	102
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#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
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#803	white picket fence	1
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#1058	white snake skin	1
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#1934	whoopie cushion	1
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#566	witty rapier	1
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#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#1010	yo-yo	19
#606	yohohoyo	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 7,077 items total!

what items are this player missing?