| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #824 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 43 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #460 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #167 | baconstone | 42 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #213 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #265 | hamethyst | 29 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #739 | paperclip | 21 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #122 | porquoise | 48 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #125 | spangly sombrero | 5 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #212 | steamy ruby | 6 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #654 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 3 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #846 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 7 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic star starfish | 17 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |