| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #275 | Chroner | 159 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #307 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 43 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #436 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #381 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 11 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #150 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 9 |
| #176 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
| #140 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 10 |
| #125 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 7 |
| #251 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
| #121 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 7 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #155 | around the world | 19 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #103 | badass pie | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #218 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #137 | blue class ring | 29 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #644 | brick | 56 |
| #344 | bunny liver | 17 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #155 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #309 | chunk of rock salt | 6 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #83 | delectable catalyst | 10 |
| #669 | duct tape | 42 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #104 | fat loot token | 43 |
| #152 | festive sausage | 18 |
| #56 | filthy lucre | 307 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #383 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #79 | hair of the calf | 3 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #818 | hobo nickel | 115 |
| #136 | holiday cheese log | 18 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #859 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #281 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| #1635 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #408 | pink clay bead | 29 |
| #423 | purple clay bead | 5 |
| #122 | red class ring | 144 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #391 | solid gold pegleg | 7 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #113 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 4 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #443 | true grit | 2 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |