Museum :: MontyPythn

MontyPythn

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	0	8,192
#106	8-ball	430
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥉	A Guide to Burning Leaves	9
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	10
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
🥈	Arrow (+1)	44,411
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#4	Azurite	13,041
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#67	Batfellow comic	2
#4	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	6
🥈	Boltsmann ID badge	37
#696	Bonerdagon necklace	16
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#173	Boss Bat britches	72
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
🥇	Calzone of Legend	37
🥉	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	79
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#7	Charleston shoes	3
🥇	Chroner	17,777
#20	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	3
#47	Clara's bell	16
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#30	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	3
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#5	Covert Ops for Kids	15
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#23	Crimbo Factory surprise box	82
#37	Crimbo dinner	33
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#588	Crimbo pie	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#86	Crimbo train emergency brake	43
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#41	Crimbosmopolitan	30
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#10	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	12
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#58	Crown of the Goblin King	265
#21	Daisy's unclean bloomers	8
#7	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	8
🥈	Deep Dish of Legend	37
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#36	Drowsy Sword	262
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1105	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#46	El Vibrato restraints	13
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
🥇	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	38
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	69
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	18
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard MPC	19,563
#5	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	11
#6	Elf Guard clipboard	10
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#9	Elf Guard honor present	39
🥇	Elf Guard insignia (general)	38
#74	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#75	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#9	Elf Guard red and white beret	5
#4	Elf Guard safety bear	42
🥉	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	17
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#4	Eye Agate	12,923
#13	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	12
#10	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	13
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#15	Glenn's golden dice	10
#69	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	7
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#12	Holiday Multitasking	15
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#6	How to Hold a Grudge	1
🥈	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	24
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#87	How to Play Othello	6
#4	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	16
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
🥈	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#80	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	19
#116	LOV Entrance Pass	1
🥉	Lapis Lazuli	13,309
🥈	Lil' Snowball Factory	69
#47	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	261
#317	Mad Train wine	327
#6	MayDay™ contract	4
🥇	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	11
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#322	Microplushie: Bropane	35
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#642	Microplushie: Gothochondria	7
#697	Microplushie: Hippylase	8
#578	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#634	Microplushie: Hobomosome	5
#714	Microplushie: Otakulone	8
#834	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#738	Microplushie: Sororitrate	5
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#37	Misty Cape	64
#12	Misty Cloak	137
#16	Misty Robe	149
#72	Moon Pie	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#5	Mr. Container	1
🥈	Mr. Eh?	7
#42	My First Art of War	20
#32	My First Paycheck envelope	2
#11	Neverending Party favor	266
#82	Newbiesport™ tent	124
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#1003	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#11	Pecos Dave's sixgun	13
🥉	Pizza of Legend	37
#9	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	15
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#113	Red Roger's reliquary	2
#11	Rock Garden Guide	4
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#4	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	10
#4	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	20
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
#25	Spirit of Christmas	420
#22	Spirit of Easter	420
#24	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	420
#23	Spirit of Thanksgiving	420
#31	Spirit of Veteran's Day	420
🥈	Spring Bros. ID badge	38
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#26	The Lot's engagement ring	6
#705	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#60	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	12
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#14	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	83
#179	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#161	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#183	Thwaitgold slug statuette	30
#288	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#116	Thwaitgold termite statuette	120
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#43	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#35	Trainbot autoassembly module	10
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#15	Trainbot slag	442
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#7	Twelve Night Energy	112
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
🥉	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	77
#4	Yeg's Motel stationery	50
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#32	Yorick	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#1156	adorable seal larva	2
#43	aerated diving helmet	9
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#931	antique record album	1
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#6	baby chest mimic	9
#1328	baby killer bee	3
#80	baby rigging snake	1
#21	backwoods screwdriver	211
#76	badass belt	263
#222	bag of QWOP	1
🥇	bakelite bits	21
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#111	balloon helmet	4
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#144	balloon sword	3
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#12	barrel-aged eggnog	3
#1801	barrrnacle	2
#200	beer bong	15
#22	big rock	665
#6	black Crimbo ball	12,366
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#65	blood flower	214
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#136	blue tulip	1
#13	book of facts	7
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#17	booze bindle	149
#5	booze drive button	1
#183	borrowed time	1
#3679	bottle of goofballs	3
#30	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#35	bowl full of jelly	3
#71	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
#184	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#50	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
#47	box of bear arms	1
#6	boxed Apriling band helmet	9
#6	boxed Mayam Calendar	10
🥈	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	11
#18	boxed august scepter	4
#13	boxed autumn-aton	3
🥈	boxed bat wings	18
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#5	briefcase full of sprinkles	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#23	bunny liver	414
#280	cabooze	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#25	candied lime	10
#1925	candy cane	13
#6	candy drive button	1
#5	candy egg deviler	13
#80	candy harmonica	6
#8	carton of snake milk	1,340
#1660	cheap toaster	1
🥉	chest of "pirate gold"	167
#102	clockwork hat	1
#188	clockwork key	10
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#8	closed-circuit phone system	7
#15	clovermint	5
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#24	combat lover's locket lockbox	2
#58	cranberry margarita (brackish)	41
#7	crated wardrobe-o-matic	3
#39	crystal skeleton vodka	8
#33	cube of billiard chalk	13
#10	cursed monkey glove	8
#123	das boot	1
#12	deactivated mini-Trainbot	14
#663	dead guy's watch	6
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#12	decomposed boot	722
🥈	deed to Oliver's Place	11
#59	defective skull	344
#14	deluxe Neverending Party favor	60
#61	dented harmonica	74
#7	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	5
#2469	diamond necklace	2
#164	digital key lime	2
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#386	distilled fortified wine	6
#256	donated booze	32
#458	donated candy	4
#469	donated food	3
#1165	drywall axe	6
#164	ear poison	1
#4	egg gun	4
#303	eldritch effluvium	11
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#7	eleven-foot pole	325
#927	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#133	ert grey goo ring	4
#25	exclusive club	2
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#37	festive egg sac	5
#15	fishy pipe	4
#17	flaming leaf crown	1
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#21	flapper floppers	1
#47	flask of egggrog	8
#59	flat cider	1
#8	food drive button	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#1456	friendly cheez blob	1
#368	frozen mushroom	6
#202	future drug: Coolscaline	1
#193	future drug: Muscularactum	1
#196	future drug: Smartinex	1
#10	fuzzy busby	136
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#11	fuzzy earmuffs	148
#39	fuzzy montera	60
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#10	ghost of a necklace	350
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#76	giant green gummi bear	4
#84	giant green gummi ingot	5
#28	giant pinky ring	327
#77	giant red gummi bear	4
#78	giant red gummi ingot	5
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#1334	gingerbread bugbear	13
#18	gingerbread smartphone	684
#89	gladiator tunica	5
#18	glob of enchanted icing	103
#394	goat	1
#58	gold wedding ring	165
#21	gooified animal matter	906
#23	gooified mineral matter	892
#20	gooified vegetable matter	884
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#68	government food shipment	1
#21	government per-diem	162
#10	government requisition form	637
#4	grapefruit	55,963
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#243	green drunki-bear	1
#12	green pill	3
#36	grey gosling	1
#32	grog nuts	19
#74	grue egg	215
#23	gumshoes	1
#34	gunwale	1
#52	half double fruitcake	1
#58	half of a gold tooth	112
#239	hamlet sandwich	1
#98	hand-carved bokken	1
#45	hand-carved bow	1
#66	hand-carved staff	1
#8	hand-crafted candy cane	2
#52	handful of confetti	346
#51	handful of hand chalk	1,508
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#151	haunted battery	1
#153	hawk	1
#653	heart of the volcano	10
#170	heavy crown	1
#25	helm of the white knight	2
#19	hemp string	1,044
#47	hermedisiac cologne	2
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#10	hot plate	347
#26	housekeeping automa-core	3
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#64	iceberglet	1
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#14	imitation nice watch	5
#21	imp unity ring	178
#40	imported lemon lozenge	2
🥈	in-the-box spring shoes	10
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#13	jaunty feather	211
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#850	lead necklace	5
#254	loadstone	2
#42	lost elf luggage	166
#11	lovecat tail	307
🥈	lucky army helmet	5
#63	lucky moai statuette	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#1009	macaroni duck	2
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#102	madius	3
#367	magical pony: Rosey Cake	4
#247	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#755	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#98	mauve striped oyster egg	27
🥉	mini kiwi egg	10
#8	mini-martini	649
#17	mouse skull	130
#220	multi-level marzipan	2
#23	mummified entombed cookbookbat	2
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
🥈	name change form	3
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#28	nylon Christmas stockings	1
#3385	obsidian dagger	1
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#1824	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#27	officer's nog	33
#33	oil cap	3
#31	oil lamp	3
#25	oil pan	4
#31	oil slacks	4
#94	oily boid	1
#142	old sweatpants	500
#28	orcish hand lotion	216
#24	orcish nailing lube	232
#23	orcish rubber	231
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#21	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	2
#7	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	8
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#15	packaged Jurassic Parka	3
#5	packaged Roman Candelabra	11
#13	packaged cold medicine cabinet	4
#12	packaged model train set	4
#72	pail	146
#69	palm-frond capris	2
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#88	palm-frond whip	2
#598	pants of the Slug Lord	6
#103	paperclip cape	1
#20	paperclip pants	2
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
🥈	peace turkey outline	10
#147	peppermint-scented socks	1
#494	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#14	photo booth sized crate	1
#278	pie man was not meant to eat	4
#10	pigeon egg	994
#82	pile of Trainbot parts	300
#25	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#163	pixel hat	2
#75	pixel pants	2
#30	pixel rock	1
#72	pixel sword	3
#134	plaid cowboy hat	1
#28	plaid pocket square	1
#20	plaid skirt	1
#350	pointy mushroom	6
#198	poisonsettia	1
#118	popular tart	1
#37	portable Othello set	1
#10	portable housekeeping robot	1
#43	portable ping-pong table	1
#16	portable steam unit	12
#6	potato alarm clock	44
#22	potted tea tree	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#100	prank Crimbo card	1
#11	premium malt liquor	1,426
#35	prescription teeth whitener	3
#25	primitive alien salad	1
🥈	primitive alien totem	1
#184	projectile chemistry set	1
#920	puce paisley oyster egg	3
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#176	pumpkin beer	3
#113	quantum taco	321
#167	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
#612	radio button candy	1
#227	raffle prize box	1
#1408	really dense meat stack	2
#80	really nice lump of coal	1
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#224	red drunki-bear	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#11	remaindered axe	209
🥉	replica Elf Guard medal	29
#49	residual chitin paste	1
#99	returned Thinknerd package	11
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#17	ring of the Skeleton Lord	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#130	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
#235	rockin' wagon	5
#859	roll of toilet paper	63
#280	rose	1
#80	rotten tomato	1
#3662	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#16	rusty chain necklace	112
#114	rusty rivet	1
#1271	sandwich of the gods	4
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#126	synthetic marrow	2
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#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#743	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#567	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
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#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
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#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
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#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
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#1328	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#973	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
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#475	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
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#2196	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#2167	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#2142	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#526	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#845	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#2766	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
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#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#2760	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1801	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#3950	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#3366	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#3319	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#1359	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#859	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#1368	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
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#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#4876	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#6184	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#3969	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#2881	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
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#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#4798	tiny plastic killer bee	3
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#3937	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#3326	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#973	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
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#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#32	topeé	1
#24	topiary necktie	1
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#373	tortoise's blessing	5
#478	tree skirt	1
#44	tropical island souvenir crate	1
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#19	trousers of the white knight	2
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#46	turtlemail coif	2
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#14	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	2
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🥉	unoccupied sheep suit	7
#12	unopened tiny stillsuit	4
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#6	untorn tearaway pants package	7
#88	urinal cake	257
#80	very overdue library book	10
#36	void burger	117
#35	void lager	106
#33	void stone	212
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#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
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#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#43	water-polo cap	7
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#6	white Crimbo ball	12,366
#24	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#6	wrapped candy cane sword cane	9
#17	wrench bracelet	113
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#944	yellow gummi ingot	3
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 252,712 items total!

what items are this player missing?