| #103 | 8-ball | 430 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #4 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 9 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #409 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 10 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #785 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Azurite | 4,734 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2348 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #840 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1676 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #172 | Boss Bat britches | 72 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Calzone of Legend | 37 |
| #10 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 27 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #7 | Charleston shoes | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chroner | 17,777 |
| #47 | Clara's bell | 16 |
| #736 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #821 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #30 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 3 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 82 |
| #36 | Crimbo dinner | 33 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 43 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbosmopolitan | 30 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 12 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #56 | Crown of the Goblin King | 255 |
| #21 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 8 |
| #5 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 9 |
| 🥇 | Deep Dish of Legend | 37 |
| #2660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #38 | Drowsy Sword | 254 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1101 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #44 | El Vibrato restraints | 13 |
| #1459 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #6 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 24 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 69 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 18 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard MPC | 19,563 |
| #4 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 11 |
| #105 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #9 | Elf Guard honor present | 39 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 38 |
| #64 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #64 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 5 |
| #4 | Elf Guard safety bear | 42 |
| #5 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 17 |
| #227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #4 | Eye Agate | 4,482 |
| #12 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 12 |
| #9 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 13 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1598 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #14 | Glenn's golden dice | 10 |
| #67 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 7 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #752 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #109 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #84 | How to Play Othello | 6 |
| 🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #77 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #78 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 19 |
| #116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| #4 | Lapis Lazuli | 5,171 |
| 🥉 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 69 |
| #46 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 253 |
| #314 | Mad Train wine | 327 |
| #7 | MayDay™ contract | 4 |
| #87 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #788 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #640 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #695 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #632 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #713 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 8 |
| #833 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #35 | Misty Cape | 60 |
| #9 | Misty Cloak | 129 |
| #38 | Misty Robe | 66 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Eh? | 7 |
| #39 | My First Art of War | 20 |
| #27 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #34 | Neverending Party favor | 17 |
| #141 | Newbiesport™ tent | 41 |
| #841 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #1000 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #11 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 13 |
| 🥉 | Pizza of Legend | 37 |
| #8 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 18 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #876 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #588 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #576 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #197 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #109 | Red Roger's reliquary | 2 |
| #13 | Rock Garden Guide | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #28 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 37 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #25 | The Lot's engagement ring | 6 |
| #696 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #303 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 30 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 102 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #35 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 10 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #14 | Trainbot slag | 442 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #5 | Twelve Night Energy | 112 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #84 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #39 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #508 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| 🥈 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 77 |
| #4 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 50 |
| #1611 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #23 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1135 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #43 | aerated diving helmet | 9 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #569 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #926 | antique record album | 1 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| #4 | baby chest mimic | 10 |
| #1320 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #20 | backwoods screwdriver | 211 |
| #80 | badass belt | 255 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| 🥇 | bakelite bits | 21 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #181 | balloon helmet | 2 |
| #1027 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #104 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #199 | balloon sword | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #12 | barrel-aged eggnog | 3 |
| #1790 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #198 | beer bong | 15 |
| #24 | big rock | 529 |
| #6 | black Crimbo ball | 12,366 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #75 | blood flower | 176 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #9 | book of facts | 10 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #16 | booze bindle | 149 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #29 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #35 | bowl full of jelly | 3 |
| #70 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 2 |
| #184 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #4 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 11 |
| 🥇 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 10 |
| #19 | boxed august scepter | 4 |
| #12 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #5 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #25 | bunny liver | 360 |
| #276 | cabooze | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #24 | candied lime | 10 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #9 | carton of snake milk | 1,336 |
| #1659 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | chest of "pirate gold" | 167 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #6 | closed-circuit phone system | 8 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #19 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 2 |
| #55 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 41 |
| #6 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 3 |
| #61 | crystal skeleton vodka | 3 |
| #33 | cube of billiard chalk | 13 |
| #11 | cursed monkey glove | 8 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #12 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 14 |
| #661 | dead guy's watch | 6 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #16 | decomposed boot | 378 |
| 🥈 | deed to Oliver's Place | 11 |
| #215 | defective skull | 110 |
| #13 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 60 |
| #60 | dented harmonica | 74 |
| #6 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 5 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #164 | digital key lime | 2 |
| #368 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #247 | donated booze | 32 |
| #442 | donated candy | 4 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #301 | eldritch effluvium | 11 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #7 | eleven-foot pole | 236 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #127 | ert grey goo ring | 4 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #35 | festive egg sac | 5 |
| #15 | fishy pipe | 4 |
| #13 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #697 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #39 | flask of egggrog | 8 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1439 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #367 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #11 | fuzzy busby | 129 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #36 | fuzzy earmuffs | 66 |
| #40 | fuzzy montera | 59 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #16 | ghost of a necklace | 260 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #76 | giant green gummi bear | 4 |
| #82 | giant green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #41 | giant pinky ring | 254 |
| #77 | giant red gummi bear | 4 |
| #80 | giant red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #1331 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #17 | gingerbread smartphone | 684 |
| #97 | gladiator tunica | 4 |
| #16 | glob of enchanted icing | 103 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #57 | gold wedding ring | 165 |
| #21 | gooified animal matter | 906 |
| #23 | gooified mineral matter | 892 |
| #20 | gooified vegetable matter | 884 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #15 | government per-diem | 162 |
| #11 | government requisition form | 529 |
| #4 | grapefruit | 54,724 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #31 | grog nuts | 19 |
| #153 | grue egg | 125 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #58 | half of a gold tooth | 112 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #8 | hand-crafted candy cane | 2 |
| #84 | handful of confetti | 256 |
| #51 | handful of hand chalk | 1,508 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #651 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #169 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #24 | helm of the white knight | 2 |
| #19 | hemp string | 1,044 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #13 | hot plate | 255 |
| #24 | housekeeping automa-core | 3 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #178 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #15 | imitation nice watch | 5 |
| #65 | imp unity ring | 85 |
| #40 | imported lemon lozenge | 2 |
| 🥇 | in-the-box spring shoes | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #12 | jaunty feather | 210 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2178 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1765 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #850 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #244 | loadstone | 2 |
| #41 | lost elf luggage | 166 |
| #11 | lovecat tail | 281 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #997 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #123 | madius | 2 |
| #359 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1848 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | mauve striped oyster egg | 27 |
| #8 | mini-martini | 643 |
| #16 | mouse skull | 130 |
| #219 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| #13 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| 🥈 | name change form | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | officer's nog | 28 |
| #41 | oil cap | 2 |
| #38 | oil lamp | 2 |
| #30 | oil pan | 3 |
| #50 | oil slacks | 2 |
| #94 | oily boid | 1 |
| #173 | old sweatpants | 392 |
| #26 | orcish hand lotion | 216 |
| #22 | orcish nailing lube | 232 |
| #21 | orcish rubber | 231 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #20 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 2 |
| 🥉 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 9 |
| #24 | packaged June cleaver | 2 |
| #17 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #12 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 4 |
| #20 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #85 | pail | 130 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #212 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #329 | phish stick | 3 |
| #276 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #9 | pigeon egg | 984 |
| #79 | pile of Trainbot parts | 300 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #162 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #26 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #71 | pixel sword | 3 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #27 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #350 | pointy mushroom | 6 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #7 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #17 | portable steam unit | 12 |
| #6 | potato alarm clock | 44 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #87 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #11 | premium malt liquor | 1,398 |
| #35 | prescription teeth whitener | 3 |
| #25 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | primitive alien totem | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2105 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2249 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | pumpkin beer | 3 |
| #41 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| #433 | quantum taco | 25 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #584 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #76 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #34 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | remaindered axe | 209 |
| 🥈 | replica Elf Guard medal | 29 |
| #45 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #97 | returned Thinknerd package | 11 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #1102 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #234 | rockin' wagon | 5 |
| #855 | roll of toilet paper | 63 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #29 | rusty chain necklace | 79 |
| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #1267 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #43 | sawblade shield | 76 |
| #205 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #6 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 16 |
| 🥈 | shadow candle | 42 |
| 🥇 | shadow chef's hat | 137 |
| 🥇 | shadow hammer | 43 |
| 🥉 | shadow hot dog | 69 |
| 🥈 | shadow martini | 113 |
| 🥇 | shadow monocle | 137 |
| 🥉 | shadow needle | 12 |
| 🥈 | shadow pill | 420 |
| 🥈 | shadow trousers | 42 |
| #62 | shiny butcherknife | 21 |
| #69 | shiny ring | 259 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #11 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 5 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #63 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #273 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #6 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 7 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #49 | solid gold bowling ball | 244 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #452 | spectral pickle | 25 |
| #67 | spectre scepter | 253 |
| #85 | spider web | 703 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1798 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1398 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #10 | stink-penny | 2,549 |
| #423 | stinky mushroom | 5 |
| #19 | strange helix fossil | 4 |
| #1318 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #311 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 126 |
| #390 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 95 |
| #385 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 95 |
| #460 | stuffed Meat | 101 |
| #421 | stuffed angry cow | 94 |
| #347 | stuffed astral badger | 109 |
| #415 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 99 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #1464 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #440 | stuffed cocoabo | 90 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #399 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 100 |
| #371 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 103 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #549 | stuffed hand turkey | 80 |
| #161 | stuffed key | 268 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #475 | stuffed mind flayer | 89 |
| #372 | stuffed mink | 115 |
| #301 | stuffed monocle | 135 |
| #1709 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #444 | stuffed scary death orb | 93 |
| #546 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 82 |
| #435 | stuffed snowy owl | 92 |
| #431 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 95 |
| #487 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 86 |
| #279 | stuffed teddy butler | 142 |
| #405 | stuffed tin of caviar | 109 |
| #163 | stuffed treasure chest | 266 |
| #418 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 95 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #13 | sugar bunny | 1 |
| #27 | sugar fairy | 1 |
| #7 | sugar raygun | 2 |
| #125 | synthetic marrow | 2 |
| #15 | synthetic rock | 7 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #35 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 4 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #77 | time residue | 3 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #20 | tin cup | 1 |
| #10 | tin drum | 1 |
| #10 | tin foil | 1 |
| #17 | tin snips | 1 |
| #7 | tin tam | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #608 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #922 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #597 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #925 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #923 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #609 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #925 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #561 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #560 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #582 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #921 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #547 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #942 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1143 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1315 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3868 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #457 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #763 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4531 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #852 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2562 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1335 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6118 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3868 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4590 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #4784 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1330 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1100 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4334 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4456 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4438 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #6183 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4470 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #20 | topiary tights | 2 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #43 | tropical island souvenir crate | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #18 | trousers of the white knight | 2 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #46 | turtlemail coif | 2 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #163 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #15 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 2 |
| #10 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 3 |
| #9 | unflavored wine cooler | 1,506 |
| 🥈 | unoccupied sheep suit | 7 |
| #10 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 4 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #90 | urinal cake | 238 |
| #78 | very overdue library book | 10 |
| #34 | void burger | 117 |
| #33 | void lager | 106 |
| #29 | void stone | 212 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #14 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #43 | water-polo cap | 7 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #6 | white Crimbo ball | 12,366 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #7 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 10 |
| #30 | wrench bracelet | 86 |
| #34 | wristwatch of the white knight | 2 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #943 | yellow gummi ingot | 3 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1636 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |