| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1133 | brine | 5 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #857 | dill | 33 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #428 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #194 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2019 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #323 | top | 14 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1235 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #2081 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #998 | vinegar | 21 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |