| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #2356 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #501 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #221 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #370 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #1131 | brine | 5 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #951 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1095 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1773 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1246 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #857 | dill | 33 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #429 | empty blowgun | 4 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1714 | killing feather | 27 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #380 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #195 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2019 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1129 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1708 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1058 | theoretical string | 6 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2770 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1434 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3309 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #324 | top | 14 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1173 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1232 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #998 | vinegar | 21 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |