Museum :: Phred711

Phred711

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#892	blackberry	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#558	bottle of gin	24
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#567	bottle of rum	68
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#551	bottle of tequila	30
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#820	bottle of vodka	7
#634	bottle of whiskey	34
#71	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#437	bow	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2707	brick	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#34	cardboard staff	2
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#468	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#923	demon skin	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#329	dense meat stack	604
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#591	deodorant	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#154	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#266	disassembled clover	365
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#288	dusty right fourth rib	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#947	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#871	empty blowgun	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#605	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#1747	felt	3
#412	fermenting powder	1
#656	ferret bait	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#529	fire poi	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#355	yak skin	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2114	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 2,593 items total!

what items are this player missing?