| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #139 | Bulky Buddy Box | 20 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #129 | Jack-in-the-box | 41 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #850 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #166 | Microplushie: Bropane | 80 |
| #227 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 18 |
| #203 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 29 |
| #254 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 10 |
| #209 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 50 |
| #176 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 86 |
| #107 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 13 |
| #212 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 33 |
| #237 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 66 |
| #258 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 33 |
| #196 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 59 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #25 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 39 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #765 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #46 | baby killer bee | 223 |
| #389 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #230 | barrrnacle | 68 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #530 | box of sunshine | 628 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #202 | cocoa egg | 73 |
| #623 | designer handbag | 4 |
| 🥉 | deviled egg | 747 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| 🥇 | even more tinsel | 116 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #31 | fistful of ashes | 120 |
| #154 | frigid mote | 5 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #176 | ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #152 | goat | 7 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #694 | grue egg | 38 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #62 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #119 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #765 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #250 | maple leaf | 2 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #13 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 4 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #22 | peppermint rhino baby | 3 |
| #854 | pet rock | 9 |
| #174 | phish stick | 7 |
| #250 | potato sprout | 8 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #157 | rewinged stab bat | 6 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #104 | ridiculous cocktail | 14 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #104 | ridiculous sandwich | 13 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #62 | smiling rat | 5 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #446 | squirming egg sac | 20 |
| #135 | star starfish | 3 |
| #19 | strange helix fossil | 4 |
| #1001 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #520 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 86 |
| #1565 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 32 |
| #1026 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 47 |
| #486 | stuffed Meat | 98 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2159 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #1675 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #853 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 58 |
| #1028 | stuffed cocoabo | 46 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #960 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 52 |
| #863 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 57 |
| #869 | stuffed hand turkey | 56 |
| #288 | stuffed key | 190 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #772 | stuffed mind flayer | 63 |
| #481 | stuffed mink | 99 |
| #486 | stuffed monocle | 99 |
| #705 | stuffed scary death orb | 68 |
| #1020 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1615 | stuffed snowy owl | 31 |
| #1062 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #723 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 64 |
| #542 | stuffed teddy butler | 87 |
| #482 | stuffed tin of caviar | 96 |
| #358 | stuffed treasure chest | 160 |
| #710 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 67 |
| #559 | teddy bear | 11 |
| #526 | teddy borg | 17 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 26 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 36 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 31 |
| #510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 25 |
| #106 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 19 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 20 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #209 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 29 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #161 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 24 |
| #110 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 9 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 38 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 14 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 36 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Felonia | 15 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #184 | tiny plastic G Imp | 31 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 29 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 31 |
| #117 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 32 |
| #222 | tiny plastic Hellion | 27 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 26 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #59 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 14 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 30 |
| #200 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 30 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 27 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 32 |
| #67 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 12 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #199 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 21 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 26 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 37 |
| #72 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 25 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 9 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 39 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 37 |
| #176 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 35 |
| #169 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 23 |
| #243 | tiny plastic The Man | 16 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 24 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 28 |
| #272 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 24 |
| #174 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #300 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 22 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #104 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 33 |
| #169 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 36 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #182 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 35 |
| #215 | tiny plastic astronomer | 30 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #65 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 46 |
| #239 | tiny plastic beanbat | 26 |
| #97 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 36 |
| #96 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 36 |
| #161 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 24 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #76 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 45 |
| #122 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 29 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #151 | tiny plastic blooper | 38 |
| #283 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 23 |
| #378 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 17 |
| #55 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 52 |
| #132 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 28 |
| #97 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 38 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #216 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 18 |
| #183 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 33 |
| #207 | tiny plastic demoninja | 30 |
| #876 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #262 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 24 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 34 |
| #198 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 31 |
| #72 | tiny plastic fire servant | 25 |
| #194 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 32 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #195 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 31 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #246 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 26 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic goth giant | 29 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #487 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 14 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #64 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 48 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #222 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 28 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #842 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 21 |
| #217 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 27 |
| #83 | tiny plastic moneybee | 39 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #125 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 30 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #182 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 35 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic peacannon | 24 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #236 | tiny plastic scary clown | 27 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 32 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 24 |
| #84 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 22 |
| #169 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 36 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #160 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 39 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #331 | tiny plastic taco cat | 20 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 24 |
| #278 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 22 |
| #115 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #170 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 37 |
| #66 | tiny plastic warbear | 3 |
| #60 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 3 |
| #172 | tiny plastic warwelf | 36 |
| #238 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 27 |
| #157 | tiny plastic zmobie | 37 |
| #30 | toast | 131,573 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #14 | warbear drone assembler | 21 |
| #805 | wind-up chattering teeth | 35 |
| #40 | wriggling severed nose | 4 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |