| #145 | "caramel" orange | 11 |
| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #51 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #31 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #534 | Chroner | 3 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #10 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 6 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbo crystal shards | 19 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbo food scraps | 167 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #194 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 4 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 56 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 6 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 46 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 47 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 14 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 4 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 36 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 5 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 12 |
| #98 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 51 |
| #105 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 15 |
| #110 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 42 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 4 |
| #24 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 29 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 5 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 693 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 5 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 7 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 7 |
| #225 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #44 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 3 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 21 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 16 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 5 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 3 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 10 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #89 | D roll | 149 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #169 | DUFRESNE Suds | 11 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Army machine parts | 17 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,101 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #54 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 9 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard honor present | 5 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 20 |
| #40 | Elf Guard safety bear | 3 |
| #15 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 4 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #44 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 22 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #787 | FDKOL commendation | 11 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #130 | FDKOL hotcakes | 64 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #89 | Friendliness Beverage | 106 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #83 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #58 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #344 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 23 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #15 | My First Paycheck envelope | 6 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #123 | New Zealand iced tea | 107 |
| #72 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #31 | Othello's military jacket | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #90 | Strix stix | 43 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #410 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 31 |
| #341 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 40 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #384 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 34 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #12 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 24 |
| #14 | Trainbot circuitry | 387 |
| #26 | Trainbot harness | 3 |
| #8 | Trainbot linkages | 353 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #14 | Trainbot optics | 345 |
| #11 | Trainbot plating | 388 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #12 | Trainbot servomotors | 336 |
| #46 | Trainbot slag | 159 |
| #15 | Trainbot tubing | 352 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #12 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2,001 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #162 | alien drugs | 12 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #686 | anticheese | 4 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #25 | antique Canadian lantern | 8 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #6 | automatic wine thief | 4 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #13 | balanced antler | 9 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #60 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #23 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 6 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #82 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #69 | black Crimbo ball | 106 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #13 | bottle of bubbles | 1,901 |
| #290 | bottle of fire | 11 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #60 | bread line | 7 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #204 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #114 | cabooze | 7 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #100 | candy cigarette | 29 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #80 | cannonbomb | 2 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #20 | chest of "pirate gold" | 5 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #189 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #63 | cinnamon machine oil | 180 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #138 | cloning kit | 6 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | cold seal sweat | 20 |
| #72 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #29 | corned beet | 8 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #111 | d12 | 11 |
| #32 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 7 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #126 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 23 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #103 | droll monocle | 11 |
| #305 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #62 | ear poison | 109 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #37 | eggwater | 7 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #190 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #9 | etched hourglass | 1 |
| #13 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #267 | fiery wing | 11 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #226 | flask of mining oil | 4 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #292 | flask of tainted mining oil | 4 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #107 | fleshy putty | 11 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #166 | foetid seal tear | 37 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #82 | freightcake | 8 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1243 | fudgecule | 11 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #31 | future drug: Coolscaline | 67 |
| #31 | future drug: Muscularactum | 70 |
| #29 | future drug: Smartinex | 78 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #30 | gingerbread nylons | 23 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #26 | gladiator tunica | 31 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #76 | glass of herbal tequila | 39 |
| #84 | gold tooth | 7 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #167 | gooified animal matter | 11 |
| #148 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #164 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #125 | government cheese | 28 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #114 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #103 | green rocket | 11 |
| #36 | grilled cheese sandwich | 2 |
| #53 | grilled mooseflank | 53 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #34 | hamlet sandwich | 525 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #38 | hawk | 60 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #11 | head-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #45 | heavy crown | 59 |
| #304 | hemp candy necklace | 3 |
| #44 | hep waders | 7 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #205 | high-energy mining laser | 4 |
| #96 | honey-drenched ham slice | 33 |
| #71 | hot daub | 11 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #67 | hot wine | 2 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #20 | industrially-crushed ice | 188 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #47 | invisible potion | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #56 | jive turkey leg | 54 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #95 | kiwi | 70 |
| #113 | kiwi beak | 11 |
| #467 | kumquartz | 11 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #112 | lab-grown meat | 11 |
| #14 | law-abiding citizen cane | 33 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #16 | legitimate business on the beach | 324 |
| #446 | licorice root | 6 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #52 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 27 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #34 | loaf of alien bread | 8 |
| #727 | lollipop stick | 11 |
| #103 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #87 | madius | 4 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #67 | military-grade peppermint oil | 9 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #122 | mime soul fragment | 35 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #85 | minin' dynamite | 17 |
| #328 | molten brick | 11 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #41 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 198 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #198 | multi-level marzipan | 3 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #40 | nastygeist | 71 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #169 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #80 | non-aged vinegar | 50 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #323 | nugget of Crimbonium | 4 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #68 | officer's nog | 7 |
| #10 | old-school pirate grog | 59 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #39 | outlaw bandana | 20 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #13 | overloaded micro-reactor | 904 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #138 | pair of government shades | 3 |
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| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #18 | pegfinger | 21 |
| #47 | peppermint bomb | 7 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #24 | peppermint tack | 46 |
| #399 | peppermint tailings | 5 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #32 | pet anchor | 8 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #68 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #33 | ping-pong ball | 680 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #8 | pitted sheet metal | 946 |
| #61 | plaid cowboy hat | 6 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #23 | plastic bazooka | 4 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #95 | pocket ace | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #127 | poisonsettia | 9 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #24 | portable dam | 4 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #36 | portable steam unit | 5 |
| #22 | portable table | 52 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #35 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #36 | prank Crimbo card | 6 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #51 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
| #122 | projectile chemistry set | 10 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #178 | radiation-resistant helmet | 7 |
| #48 | radiator heater shield | 8 |
| #19 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #86 | rattler rattle | 19 |
| #22 | really nice lump of coal | 3 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
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| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #9 | replica Elf Guard medal | 4 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| 🥈 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #154 | rose | 11 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #21 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 23 |
| #46 | runny fermented egg | 5 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #56 | salt wages | 177 |
| #30 | salted mutton | 7 |
| #7 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 43 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #20 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| #195 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 5 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #50 | shot of mescal | 59 |
| #9 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 3 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
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| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
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| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #136 | silent pea shooter | 8 |
| #6 | silver table-scraper | 4 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #54 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #22 | single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #21 | sleeve deuce | 407 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #441 | smoking grass | 11 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #100 | space beast fur | 9 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #177 | space junk | 6 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #12 | sparking robo-battery | 953 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #39 | spiritual gingerbread | 5 |
| #133 | spooky lasso | 4 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #19 | steamed oyster | 171 |
| #87 | stink-penny | 107 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #25 | sugarplum ration | 23 |
| #52 | sundae ration | 11 |
| #107 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 11 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #142 | toe jam | 4 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #144 | traffic jam | 4 |
| #35 | traffic jam toast | 4 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #38 | trick coin | 5 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #126 | universal biscuit | 11 |
| #216 | unquiet spirits | 2 |
| #67 | unsanitized scalpel | 5 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #65 | vampire pellet | 7 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #407 | warbear battery | 3 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #187 | warbear beeping telegram | 7 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #51 | warbear energy bracers | 4 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #220 | warbear metalworking primer | 5 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #239 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 5 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #127 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 10 |
| #168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #503 | warbear whosit | 50 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #77 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 5 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #24 | whalegun | 2 |
| #53 | whalesteak | 12 |
| #57 | whiskey in a broken glass | 54 |
| #90 | white Crimbo ball | 85 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #45 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #95 | yule hatchet | 5 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |