Museum :: Crumbling Buttercookie

Crumbling Buttercookie

Rank	Item	Quantity
#151	"caramel" orange	11
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1250	CRIMBCO scrip	25
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#195	Cheer-Up soda	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#52	Christmas ham	1
#525	Chroner	3
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#8	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	6
#37	Covert Ops for Kids	4
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#379	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#23	Crimbo crystal shards	19
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#61	Crimbo food scraps	167
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#328	Crimbo salad	4
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#199	Crimbo train emergency brake	4
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#170	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#94	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	56
#81	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	6
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#153	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#112	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	46
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#102	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	47
#111	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	14
#103	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#131	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	36
#104	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	5
#129	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	12
#97	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	51
#104	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	15
#109	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	42
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#38	Crimbuccaneer breeches	4
#31	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	29
#33	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#42	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	5
#18	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	693
#19	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	5
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	7
#9	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	7
#274	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#46	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
#54	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	21
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer shirt	16
#17	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	5
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#10	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
#49	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#67	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	10
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#91	D roll	149
#138	DNOTC Box	3
#170	DUFRESNE Suds	11
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#51	Easter eggnog	1
#59	Easter grasshopper	1
#107	Elf Army machine parts	17
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#101	Elf Guard MPC	3,101
#52	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#23	Elf Guard broom	2
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#74	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	2
#56	Elf Guard eyedrops	9
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#46	Elf Guard honor present	5
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#74	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#75	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#36	Elf Guard payroll bag	20
#41	Elf Guard safety bear	3
#15	Elf Guard squirtgun	4
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#52	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	22
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#785	FDKOL commendation	11
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#130	FDKOL hotcakes	64
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#91	Friendliness Beverage	106
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#40	Holiday Multitasking	4
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#50	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	2
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#170	How to Play Othello	1
#72	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#156	Inner Strength	3
#165	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#55	Irish eggnog	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#91	Jamaican coffee	2
#66	Kelflar vest	2
#347	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	23
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#102	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#17	My First Paycheck envelope	6
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#124	New Zealand iced tea	107
#76	Othello's dagger	2
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#33	Othello's military jacket	6
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#123	Roman sadnals	2
#68	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#64	Spirit of Christmas	112
#72	Spirit of Easter	46
#165	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	7
#44	Spirit of Thanksgiving	251
#105	Spirit of Veteran's Day	16
#96	Strix stix	43
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#198	TI-9000 calculator	1
#411	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	31
#342	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	40
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#385	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	34
#26	Thanksgiving ration	4
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#12	Trainbot autoassembly module	24
#15	Trainbot circuitry	387
#26	Trainbot harness	3
#8	Trainbot linkages	353
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#14	Trainbot optics	345
#12	Trainbot plating	388
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#12	Trainbot servomotors	336
#47	Trainbot slag	159
#16	Trainbot tubing	352
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#120	Twelve Night Energy	2
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#12	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2,001
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#32	Yorick	1
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#221	Z-Bone steak	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#160	alien drugs	12
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#108	alien protein powder	1
#104	alien source code printout	3
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#38	anemoney clip	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#684	anticheese	4
#115	antimatter wad	1
#25	antique Canadian lantern	8
#129	antique beer	2
#145	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#931	antique record album	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#6	automatic wine thief	4
#44	baby rigging snake	2
#13	balanced antler	9
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#23	barnacle-encrusted sweater	6
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#255	beavermouth	1
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#83	birdbone corset	4
#69	black Crimbo ball	106
#60	black and white cracker	5
#54	black brandy	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#213	blue grass	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#645	bottle of Blank-Out	6
#168	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#14	bottle of bubbles	1,901
#290	bottle of fire	11
#184	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#59	bread line	7
#202	bread man	3
#159	bread pie	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#205	breakfast mess	1
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#1380	brine	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#137	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#122	cabooze	7
#735	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#53	candied beef and cabbage	1
#433	candied bolts	4
#82	candied lime	1
#177	candied nuts	6
#2874	candied yams	1
#100	candy cigarette	29
#41	candy egg deviler	1
#80	candy harmonica	6
#59	candy rations	1
#90	cannonbomb	2
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#62	canteen of jungle juice	1
#84	carnivorous potted plant	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#23	chest of "pirate gold"	5
#300	choco-Crimbot	1
#59	chocolate ostrich egg	1
#197	chocomotive	5
#68	cinnamon machine oil	180
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#1148	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#159	clear Russian	1
#140	cloning kit	6
#43	clovermint	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#176	cold seal sweat	20
#71	communal gobstopper	7
#197	concentrated fish broth	1
#115	coney haunch	1
#210	cookie cookie	4
#34	corned beet	8
#35	corrupted bird DNA	1
#246	cottage	1
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#219	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#518	crystalline cheer	4
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#316	cylindrical mold	1
#114	d12	11
#99	dark chocolate egg	1
#32	deactivated mini-Trainbot	7
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#383	deluxe fax machine	1
#163	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#1622	dill	1
#98	dog ointment	1
#538	donated booze	1
#530	donated candy	1
#529	donated food	1
#60	double-candied yams	1
#25	dove DNA	1
#131	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	23
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#103	droll monocle	11
#305	drop of water-37	11
#64	ear poison	109
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#36	egg gun	1
#39	eggwater	7
#130	electric pants	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#193	ert grey goo ring	1
#9	etched hourglass	1
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#297	executive mime flask	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#120	festive egg sac	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#269	fiery wing	11
#39	fire axe	1
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#129	fitness wristband	1
#166	flan del mar	5
#21	flapper floppers	1
#173	flask flops	1
#73	flask of egggrog	2
#226	flask of mining oil	4
#65	flask of port	1
#290	flask of tainted mining oil	4
#59	flat cider	1
#110	fleshy putty	11
#64	flour cookie	6
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#166	foetid seal tear	37
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#32	free boots	1
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#87	freightcake	8
#741	frigid fudgepuck	1
#17	fruit bat	1
#81	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#379	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#63	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1246	fudgecule	11
#177	fudgecycle	1
#220	fudgesicle	1
#34	future drug: Coolscaline	67
#32	future drug: Muscularactum	70
#32	future drug: Smartinex	78
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#204	gamma nog	1
#38	gelatinous meat mass	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#92	ghostly dagger	1
#138	giant green gummi bear	1
#174	giant green gummi ingot	1
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#37	gingerbread nylons	23
#98	gingerbread pirate	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#26	gladiator tunica	31
🥈	glass eye	1
#76	glass of herbal tequila	39
#87	gold tooth	7
#794	gold wedding ring	1
#139	golden fleece	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#177	gooified animal matter	11
#153	gooified mineral matter	11
#173	gooified vegetable matter	11
#90	government	1
#65	government booze shipment	1
#69	government candy shipment	1
#124	government cheese	28
#68	government food shipment	1
#114	government-issued night-vision goggles	4
#70	grape troll doll	1
#243	green drunki-bear	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#104	green rocket	11
#39	grilled cheese sandwich	2
#54	grilled mooseflank	53
#89	grip key	1
#99	grog nuts	1
#38	groggipop	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#23	gumshoes	1
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#35	hamlet sandwich	525
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#36	handful of napalm	1
#210	handful of numbers	2
#49	hard cocoa	7
#37	hawk	60
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#11	head-mounted Trainbot	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#47	heavy crown	59
#303	hemp candy necklace	3
#44	hep waders	7
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#626	hideous egg	1
#204	high-energy mining laser	4
#47	holiday smorgasbord	1
#51	holiday trip around the world	1
#102	honey-drenched ham slice	33
#71	hot daub	11
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#231	hot egg	1
#76	hot wine	2
#93	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#313	hushed puppy	1
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#31	icing poncho	1
#58	imported lemon lozenge	1
#186	impure gasoline	1
#20	industrially-crushed ice	188
#577	inflatable duck	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#50	invisible potion	10
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#199	java cookie	4
#1068	jerky coins	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#58	jive turkey leg	54
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#96	kiwi	70
#112	kiwi beak	11
#467	kumquartz	11
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#118	lab-grown meat	11
#15	law-abiding citizen cane	33
#31	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#16	legitimate business on the beach	324
#446	licorice root	6
#233	lime supersucker	1
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#52	liquid shifting time weirdness	27
#48	little piece of steel	1
#24	little red book	1
#37	loaf of alien bread	8
#726	lollipop stick	11
#106	lost elf luggage	11
#27	lucky army helmet	1
#63	lucky moai statuette	1
#45	lucky napkin	1
#88	madius	4
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#65	massive wrench	1
🥇	meatball machine	1
#56	mechanically-mulled cider	1
#73	military-grade peppermint oil	9
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#183	mime eraser	1
#121	mime soul fragment	35
#23	miniature goose mask	1
#86	minin' dynamite	17
#117	moai toai	1
#328	molten brick	11
#239	mooseflank	1
#43	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	198
#909	motivational poster	3
#74	muffled muffuletta	5
#60	mulled wine	1
#199	multi-level marzipan	3
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#42	nastygeist	71
#291	nega-mushroom	1
#377	negative lump	1
#171	neutron lollipop	2
#20	ninjammies	1
#82	non-aged vinegar	50
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#323	nugget of Crimbonium	4
#301	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#28	nylon Christmas stockings	1
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#70	officer's nog	7
#10	old-school pirate grog	59
#289	oldcake	1
#41	outlaw bandana	20
🥇	overflowing gift basket	1
#12	overloaded micro-reactor	904
#926	pack of pogs	1
#138	pair of government shades	3
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#1019	paperclip	5
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#20	pegfinger	21
#50	peppermint bomb	7
#71	peppermint pegleg	6
#61	peppermint spine	1
#26	peppermint tack	46
#401	peppermint tailings	5
#147	peppermint-scented socks	1
#131	perl necklace	4
#31	pet anchor	8
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#435	petit 4.1	3
#430	petit fortran	2
#332	phish stick	3
#81	pickled bread	5
#225	pile of Trainbot parts	1
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#34	ping-pong ball	680
#52	ping-pong paddle	1
#25	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#46	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#50	pirate encryption key charlie	1
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#8	pitted sheet metal	946
#63	plaid cowboy hat	6
#133	plain candy cane	4
#23	plastic bazooka	4
#529	plastic ingot	1
#98	pocket ace	3
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
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#25	record of menacing silence	1
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#59	silent C	1
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#136	silent H	1
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#46	silent K	1
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#70	silent N	1
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#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
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#67	silent Y	1
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#220	stale cheer wine	1
#62	stealth bomber	1
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#89	stink-penny	107
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#225	strawberry supersucker	1
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#21	studded sealhide shield	1
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#239	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
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#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
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#685	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
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#164	tarnished bottlecap	1
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#181	thick walrus blubber	1
#143	third ear	1
#181	throwing candy	1
#41	time shuriken	1
#17	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#17	tinsel orb	1
#189	tiny bomb	1
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#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
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#930	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#602	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#932	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#935	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#947	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#950	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#567	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#1418	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3945	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1157	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
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#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
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#1328	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3834	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#797	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3913	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3885	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#792	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
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#3960	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3874	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3898	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3863	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1140	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1343	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3908	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3894	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3068	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3929	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8255	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1359	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1363	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1368	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1329	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8179	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3957	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8101	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3939	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3879	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8154	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8193	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8098	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8064	tiny plastic grue	1
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8132	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8117	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1338	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3895	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3938	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4483	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3874	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#141	toe jam	4
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2813	tofurkey leg	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#245	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
#144	traffic jam	4
#36	traffic jam toast	4
#276	transparent nog	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#40	trick coin	5
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#71	turchucken	1
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#130	universal biscuit	11
#219	unquiet spirits	2
#70	unsanitized scalpel	5
#183	unused soap	1
#66	vampire pellet	7
#1642	vinegar	1
#196	viral DNA	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#107	warbear badge	1
#405	warbear battery	3
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#187	warbear beeping telegram	7
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#51	warbear energy bracers	4
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#77	warbear exo-arm	3
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#166	warbear gyro	1
#227	warbear gyrocopter	4
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#118	warbear jackhammer drill press	2
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#219	warbear metalworking primer	5
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#126	warbear robo-camouflage unit	10
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#217	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#503	warbear whosit	50
#474	water wings	1
#182	waterlogged cloth	1
#179	waterlogged leather	1
#176	waterlogged metal	1
#175	waterlogged stuffing	1
#138	waterlogged wood	1
#50	wet tack	1
#87	whale cerebrospinal fluid	5
#63	whalecake	1
#27	whalegun	2
#57	whalesteak	12
#59	whiskey in a broken glass	54
#90	white Crimbo ball	85
#28	white arm towel	1
#24	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#47	wings of fire	2
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#37	yule grog	1
#95	yule hatchet	5
#104	yule pup	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 21,382 items total!

what items are this player missing?