| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #440 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #788 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #227 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #157 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 4 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #868 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1547 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #83 | burst hellseal brain | 151 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #429 | drop of water-37 | 2 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1640 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #28 | figurine of a charred seal | 60 |
| #613 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #311 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1786 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #74 | hellseal claw | 474 |
| #55 | hellseal whisker | 467 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #736 | lead necklace | 7 |
| #457 | leaflet | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #317 | loadstone | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #131 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #302 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #136 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #79 | shredded hellseal hide | 148 |
| #665 | solid gold bowling ball | 24 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #50 | teddy borg sewing kit | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #83 | torn hellseal sinew | 145 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #154 | vampire pearl | 3 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |