| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #155 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 4 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #82 | burst hellseal brain | 151 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #428 | drop of water-37 | 2 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #28 | figurine of a charred seal | 60 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #74 | hellseal claw | 474 |
| #55 | hellseal whisker | 467 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #735 | lead necklace | 7 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #78 | shredded hellseal hide | 148 |
| #662 | solid gold bowling ball | 24 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #50 | teddy borg sewing kit | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #82 | torn hellseal sinew | 145 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #154 | vampire pearl | 3 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |