Handhand

RankItemQuantity
#2391952 Mickey Mantle card1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#306A. W. O. L. commendation20
#71ASCII fu manchu4
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#116Bangyomaman battle juice2
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1392CRIMBCO mug4
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#433Crimbo Candy Cookbook12
#971Crimbo candied pecan6
#19Crimbo food scraps511
#1051Crimbo fudge5
#732Crimbo peppermint bark11
#651Crimbo wreath1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#279Crimbot schematic: Big Head8
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#240Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs11
#220Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise13
#253Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis4
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#234Crimbot schematic: Power Arm12
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker4
#286Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun7
#274Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet3
#189Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis17
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#1520Crimbuck171
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#124Enchanted Flyswatter1
#126Enchanted Plunger1
#116Fu Manchu Wax2
#446Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#125Gearhead Goo3
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#115Gnollish Crossdress2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#169How to Play Othello1
#73Iiti Kitty Gumdrop76
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
#79Knob Goblin Mutagen27
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#88Mer-kin darkbook1
#755Microplushie: Bropane5
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#533Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid6
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#672Microplushie: Gothochondria6
#608Microplushie: Hippylase12
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#819Microplushie: Hobomosome2
#577Microplushie: Otakulone15
#640Microplushie: Raverdrine6
#706Microplushie: Sororitrate6
#134Mini-Crimbot crate1
#121Missing Eye Simulation Device2
#232Morbidda trading card1
#227NPZR chemistry set21
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#696Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#443Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump3
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#568Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap3
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#434Pokëmann figurine: Nothing3
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#373Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth2
#666Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf2
#708Pokëmann figurine: Twitter2
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#455Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth4
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#98Rogue Windmill Rouge1
#142Shivering Chèvre16
#111Skullery Maid's Knee9
#43Stone Golem pebbles67
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#133Tears of the Quiet Healer20
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#45Thorny Toad trading card3
#362Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette11
#256Thwaitgold ant statuette5
#231Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette2
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#129Thwaitgold bookworm statuette6
#92Thwaitgold butterfly statuette8
#707Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette3
#161Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette18
#470Thwaitgold firefly statuette9
#243Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette9
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#152Thwaitgold metabug statuette3
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#42Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette7
#590Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette7
#323Thwaitgold scorpion statuette4
#219Thwaitgold spider statuette12
#1396Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette6
#343Thwaitgold termite statuette27
#152Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette4
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#187White Chocolate Golem Seeds1
#228Woldo trading card1
#499Workytime Tea3
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#221Z-Bone steak1
#321Zinc Delta of Tranquility4
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#860adorable seal larva3
#182alien force field disruptor bean2
#35alien source code printout12
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#210ammonite fossil25
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#195antique 8-Bit Power magazine9
#401antique bottle opener2
#60antique painting of a landscape10
#206antique pair of blue jeans4
#73antique record album49
#110antique souvenir drawing9
#101artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice15
#531baby killer bee18
#326bag of bones5
#665balloon monkey2
#251banana supersucker1
#325bananagate21
#160barrrnacle87
#1192bath ball gift set2
#134belemnite fossil42
#112black friar's tonsure8
#137blank diary1
#59blob of acid54
#137blue tulip1
#267bone chips64
#191bottled day1
#214breaded beer3
#4brigand brittle10,911
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#157bull blubber1
#115can of V-114
#666candy knuckles4
#49cheap clip-on ninja tie14
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#156clove-flavored lip balm2
#124coal contact lenses1
#680colorful plastic ball1
#85compressed air canister2
🥉control crystal1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#63cube of ectoplasm9
#118deluxe fax machine3
#81demonic surgical gloves4
#32disco horoscope (Aquarius)40
#66disco horoscope (Aries)22
#78disco horoscope (Cancer)18
#44disco horoscope (Capricorn)31
#125disco horoscope (Gemini)10
#61disco horoscope (Leo)24
#49disco horoscope (Libra)29
#35disco horoscope (Pisces)36
#58disco horoscope (Sagittarius)24
#42disco horoscope (Scorpio)34
#62disco horoscope (Taurus)22
#52disco horoscope (Virgo)25
#19dregs of a Crimbo cocktail603
#92ectoplasm au jus6
#82eldritch dough10
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#109enchanted muesli22
#79fireclutch35
#54flayed mind58
#88forest spirit rattle2
#181fossilized baboon skull4
#137fossilized bat skull5
#227fossilized demon skull2
#253fossilized limb41
#172fossilized serpent skull5
#507fossilized spike6
#307fossilized torso17
#243fossilized wing16
#225fossilized wyrm skull3
#627friendly cheez blob4
#323frigid mote2
#380fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#843fudge lily1
#1416fudgecule1
#179fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#40gamer slurry32
#105gazely stare1
#141giant breath mint2
#129giant tube of black lipstick41
#161gilt perfume bottle1
#126glass of gnat milk10
#248glass of herbal tequila1
#136glass of warm milk6
#176gold tooth1
#99gold toothbrush35
#424green gummi ingot66
#508grue egg51
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1560herringcello10
#68holistic headache remedy111
#13honey-drenched ham slice534
#154janglin' bones8
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1453jawbruiser2
#61kobold kibble53
#250kumquat supersucker1
#661licorice root1
#233lime supersucker1
#767macaroni duck3
#667magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#614magical pony: Pearjack1
#647magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#652magical pony: Shutterfly1
#363magical pony: Spectrum Dash4
#214marshmallow flambé3
#108misfit dolly1
#17mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine509
#908motivational poster3
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
🥉papier-mâché handle26
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#814penguin focaccia bread22
#125perpendicular guano4
#332phish stick3
#98pirate cream pie19
#529plastic ingot1
#133pocket ace1
#743powdered candy sushi set2
#133pygmy dart4
#142pygmy papers9
#220quantum taco110
#88ravenous eye2
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#422red gummi ingot67
#105salt water taffy5
#168scotch on the rocks1
#67scrunchie tourniquet60
#93secret mummy herbs and spices56
#245shot of mescal1
#380shredded hellseal hide10
#97skelelton spine74
#422sleeping wereturtle1
#242sleeve deuce1
#65smut orc sunglasses33
#137soy cordial4
#217space junk2
#137space marine flash grenade1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#55spirit blanket9
#198spirit mattress1
#189spirit pillow1
#182spirit sheet1
#869spooky bark4
#112spooky pirate skeleton13
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#988squirming egg sac1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1004stray chihuahua2
#3139stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#2405stuffed Cheshire bitten20
#2154stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech23
#796stuffed Meat59
#2157stuffed angry cow23
#1673stuffed astral badger31
#1762stuffed baby gravy fairy30
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#4160stuffed cocoabo9
#357stuffed crazy bastard sword21
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2195stuffed flaming gravy fairy23
#1899stuffed frozen gravy fairy27
#1815stuffed hand turkey29
#1080stuffed key39
#474stuffed martini18
#1850stuffed mind flayer28
#699stuffed mink67
#835stuffed monocle56
#2382stuffed scary death orb21
#2582stuffed sleazy gravy fairy19
#1789stuffed snowy owl28
#1886stuffed spooky gravy fairy27
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#2254stuffed stinky gravy fairy22
#992stuffed teddy butler46
#803stuffed tin of caviar59
#1352stuffed treasure chest25
#1444stuffed undead elbow macaroni36
#424stuffed zmobie2
#804sucker scaffold1
#787superheated fudge1
#50temporary tribal tattoo25
#101the kindest cold cut1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#759tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear5
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#373tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type7
#565tiny plastic Beebee King4
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#591tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter7
#6227tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#413tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel6
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#425tiny plastic Father McGruber10
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#442tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist10
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#2827tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#422tiny plastic Norville Rogers10
#2765tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#875tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#333tiny plastic Scott the Miner13
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2151tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#573tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#389tiny plastic angry space marine11
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2804tiny plastic astronomer2
#3365tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#4901tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#401tiny plastic batbugbear11
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#325tiny plastic bee swarm13
#526tiny plastic beebee gunners8
#337tiny plastic beebee queue13
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#526tiny plastic black ops bugbear8
#600tiny plastic blazing bat7
#3306tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball5
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#2218tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#598tiny plastic bugaboo7
#323tiny plastic buzzerker13
#395tiny plastic cavebugbear11
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#2815tiny plastic fruit golem2
#4885tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3958tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#4812tiny plastic grue3
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2523tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#666tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear6
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#2185tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#3335tiny plastic leprechaun5
#2890tiny plastic levitating potato6
#2729tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#391tiny plastic moneybee11
#3976tiny plastic mosquito4
#376tiny plastic mumblebee12
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#418tiny plastic peacannon6
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#2765tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#6201tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#2842tiny plastic star starfish6
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#573tiny plastic the Free Man4
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#2789tiny plastic zmobie2
#301tourmalime23
#153trilobite fossil34
#132una poca de gracia4
#70unholy water11
#664unusual disco ball4
#128vial of swamp vapors1
#63voodoo glowskull65
#160warbear accoutrements chunk42
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#27warbear breakfast machine assembler14
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#39warbear drone assembler13
#29warbear empathy chip14
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
#177warbear helm fragment34
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#105warbear metalworking primer10
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#31warbear soda machine assembler14
#440yellow gummi ingot62
#137zombie hollandaise5

Wow, that's 17,634 items total!

what items are this player missing?