| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
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| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #143 | CRIMBCO mug | 109 |
| #68 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,980 |
| #378 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
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| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #1050 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #123 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
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| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #286 | bazookafish bubble gum | 4 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #327 | bone chips | 47 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #538 | decaying goldfish liver | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
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| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #187 | dull fish scale | 30 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
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| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
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| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #347 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
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| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
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| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #553 | green gummi ingot | 35 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #68 | groupie lipstick | 8 |
| #62 | groupie spangles | 6 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
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| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
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| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #850 | hobo nickel | 98 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
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| #104 | hopping socks | 3 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #8 | kitty sheet music | 3 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #438 | kumquartz | 12 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #87 | letterman's jacket | 3 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #269 | licorice root | 24 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #304 | lollipop stick | 196 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #159 | motivational poster | 24 |
| #224 | mummy costume | 33 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #882 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #459 | pearidot | 11 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #186 | petrified wood | 58 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #240 | pumpkinhead mask | 33 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #533 | red gummi ingot | 36 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #142 | sand dollar | 132 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #118 | sea carrot | 2 |
| #173 | sea cauliflower | 2 |
| #87 | sea honeydew | 2 |
| #97 | sea lychee | 2 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #91 | sea tangelo | 2 |
| #132 | seal-brain elixir | 10 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #88 | sealhide seal doll | 23 |
| #53 | sealhide snare | 23 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #133 | skate skin | 2 |
| #68 | slab of sponge | 9 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #175 | slick fish meat | 2 |
| #85 | slime convention swag bag | 9 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #327 | slow jam collection | 13 |
| #242 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| #51 | soggy seed packet | 42 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #65 | spangly unitard | 3 |
| #252 | spooky bark | 70 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #189 | spooky sap | 56 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #102 | straw hat | 2 |
| #547 | strawberyl | 9 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #511 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #35 | tempura radish | 2 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #26 | twitching trigger finger | 3 |
| #94 | underwater slingshot | 3 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #2019 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #387 | volcanic ash | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #193 | wolfman mask | 42 |
| #538 | yellow gummi ingot | 36 |