CrowManyClouds

RankItemQuantity
#640"DRINK ME" potion1
#11181-ball2
#10512-ball2
#10803-ball2
#11144-ball2
#10775-ball2
#10726-ball2
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#11167-ball2
#19758-ball2
#4019-ball2
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
#925Boris's ring1
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#172CSA all-purpose soap1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#93Cursed Punch1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#958FDKOL commendation2
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#82Fog Murderer1
#214Frogade1
🥈Fuzzby1
#185Gnollish autoplunger1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#1196Jack-in-the-box1
#878Jocko Homo's head2
#127Kevlar balloon1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1208Knob Goblin firecracker1
#164Knob Goblin learning pill1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#821Knob mushroom1
#1015Knoll mushroom1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#1199M-2421
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#850Maxing, Relaxing1
#705Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1139Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#182Mylar balloon1
#508Oil of Parrrlay1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#144Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#1051Schrödinger's thermos1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#947Summer Nights1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#776Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita2
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#562Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#183Venus flytrap1
#771Workytime Tea1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#705all-purpose cleaner1
#129all-purpose flower1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#657ancient Magi-Wipes1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#678anniversary balloon1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#624antique bottle opener1
#730antique hand mirror1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#930antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#234artisanal limoncello1
#1105asbestos ore1
#1193astral mushroom1
#183babycakes1
#517bacon bath ball1
#2450baconstone1
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#105balloon shield1
#311balloon sword1
#1145banana1
#221banana daiquiri1
#654banana peel1
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#969bananagate1
#282beanbag chair1
#967beer bomb1
#416begpwnia1
#977belemnite fossil1
#381big boom1
#474big rock1
#801bilge wine1
#510black eyedrops1
#669black forest cake1
#611black pension check1
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#1654blood flower1
#1035bloody beer1
#827blue class ring1
#943blue plasma ball1
#125blue velvet cake1
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#698bottle of alcohol1
#306bottle of black cat tonic1
#680bottle of pirate juice1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#6715box of sunshine2
#616bubblewrap ore1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1817can of Binarrrca1
#2153can of CRIMBCOLA1
#151can of sterno1
#530carbonated soy milk1
#635carbonated water lily1
#331cardboard katana1
#611cardboard ore1
#683cardboard wakizashi1
#418cheap cigar butt1
#985chrome ore1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#445chunk of rock salt1
#134clockwork maid1
#27coal paperweight1
#691cocoa egg9
#95congratulatory cake1
🥉control crystal1
#746cool mushroom1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#738copper ha'penny charrrm1
#201creepy ginger ale1
#35cube of billiard chalk12
#237cursed bottle of black-label rum6
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#259cursed sea biscuit5
#144d101
#164d121
#141d201
#107d41
#109d61
#129d81
#1025daisy1
#615deadly lampshade1
#207death blossom1
#809decorative fountain1
#591deodorant1
#617depantsing bomb1
#788disintegrating quill pen1
#478divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#256duct tape wallet1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#425dwarvish magazine1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#145exotic orchid1
#190eyedrops of newt1
#226eyedrops of the ermine1
#129eyedrops of the ocelot1
#849fancy bath salts1
#1378fat stacks of cash1
#736fetid feather1
#2035filthy lucre1
#527filthy poultice1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#856flaming feather1
#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#905flaregun1
#80flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#66flask of porquoise juice1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#789flirtatious feather1
#731flute of flat champagne2
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#776frightful feather1
#810frozen feather1
#826frozen mushroom1
#843fudge lily1
#1415fudgecule1
#782funky dried mushroom1
#661gas balloon1
#121gauze hammock1
#642giant moxie weed1
#2535giant pinky ring1
#608gingerbread house1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#47glimmering buzzard feather1
#64glimmering great tit feather1
#46glimmering penguin feather1
#44glimmering phoenix feather1
#73glimmering raven feather1
#143glimmering roc feather1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#2777golden ring1
#882green balloon1
#1910green beer1
#489green smoke bomb1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#655hair spray1
#400half-orchid1
#2399hamethyst1
#139hand grenegg1
#1993handful of confetti17
#801handful of hand chalk12
#1455heart-shaped balloon1
#385henna face paint1
#2514herbal stuffing1
#550hippy medical kit1
#1292hobo nickel1
#182honey stick1
#201hot stuffing1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#445imp unity ring1
#60ivory cue ball3
#2543killing feather1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#897kumquartz1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#662licorice root1
#869linoleum ore1
#929long skinny balloon1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#233lotion of coldness1
#237lotion of hotness1
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#242lotion of spookiness1
#222lotion of stench1
#567lump of diamond1
#324lunar isotope2
#641magical mystery juice1
#248makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#237mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#74meat golem1
#335milk of magnesium1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#503monkey wrench1
#647mother's little helper1
#964moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#249myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#470oily golden mushroom1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#691old coin purse1
#676old leather wallet1
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#231orcish hand lotion1
#190paint bomb1
#585party hat2
#892pearidot1
#148perfume of prejudice1
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#368philter of phorce1
#1170phonics down1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#502pog #01 (spider)1
#484pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#502pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#499pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#702pointy mushroom1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#388pool cue15
#2213porquoise1
#1167potato sprout1
#813potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#236pretty bouquet9
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#646purple-frosted astral cupcake1
#443pygmy pygment1
#12queen cookie273
#74rainbow bomb1
#171really thick bandage1
#1022red class ring1
#772reodorant1
#1136ring of half-assed regeneration1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#2274roll of toilet paper1
#745sake bomb1
#379sausage bomb1
#681scented massage oil1
#421scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker1
#772shingle1
#2957shiny ring1
#29shot of nepenthe schnapps30
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#806sleeping stocking1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#1119snake1
#1335soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#1134sparkler1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#207spooky scarecrow1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#577stick of dynamite1
#821stinky mushroom1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#918strawberyl1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8935stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3112stuffed Meat1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8971stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#2680stuffed key1
#1964stuffed martini1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#3069stuffed mink1
#3111stuffed monocle1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#3106stuffed tin of caviar1
#2702stuffed treasure chest1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#179stuffed walrus1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2642stuffing1
#565styrofoam ore1
#216sugar banana1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#787superheated fudge1
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#148teflon ore1
#610tequila grenade1
#1620thin black candle1
#536thistle wine1
#148thought balloon1
#297three-tiered wedding cake2
#421tin magnolia1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#111torquoise1
#909tourmalime1
#715towel11
#899toy deathbot1
#923trilobite fossil1
#617tropical orchid1
#575tube of dread wax1
#248tube of hair oil1
#392tulip1
#456upsy daisy1
#728urinal cake1
#154velcro ore1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#151vinyl ore1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#631warm mushroom1
#940water pipe bomb1
#903white balloon1
#1032white class ring1
#1104white lightning1
#389white picket fence9
#814windchimes1
#201yummy death watch beetle1

Wow, that's 998 items total!

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