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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
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| #698 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
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| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #601 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
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| #369 | necrotizing body spray | 16 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
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| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
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| #90 | paranormal ricotta | 6 |
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| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
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| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
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| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
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| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #309 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
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| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
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| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #328 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
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| #1798 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
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| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
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| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
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| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
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| #1557 | top | 2 |
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| #1841 | towel | 1 |
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| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #458 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2653 | unstable laser battery | 7 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1044 | vinegar | 19 |
| #199 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
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| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #422 | whisker pencil | 5 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #15 | wine-soaked bone chips | 38 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
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| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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