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| #715 | Crimbuck | 1,267 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
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| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
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| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
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| #369 | necrotizing body spray | 16 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
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| #90 | paranormal ricotta | 6 |
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| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
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| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #546 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
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| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
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| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
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| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #307 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
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| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
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| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #326 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 13 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
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| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
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| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
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| #271 | tiny plastic peacannon | 9 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
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| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
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| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
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| #1556 | top | 2 |
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| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #457 | trilobite fossil | 9 |
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| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2655 | unstable laser battery | 7 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #12 | vampire glitter | 29 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1044 | vinegar | 19 |
| #198 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
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| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #421 | whisker pencil | 5 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #14 | wine-soaked bone chips | 38 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #145 | yellow drunki-bear | 3 |
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| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
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