#104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
#435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
#1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
#614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
#2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
#931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
#583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
#11 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15,660 |
#1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
#1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
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#104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
#100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
#194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
#491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
#118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
#134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
#110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
#121 | Crimbot battery | 11 |
🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
#59 | Crimbough | 1 |
#2280 | Crimbuck | 16 |
#3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
#713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
#205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
#148 | FDKOL commendation | 5,121 |
#30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
#519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
#440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
#340 | Instant Karma | 22 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
#10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
#174 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 23 |
#135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
#45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
#225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
#80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
#67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
#81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
#76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
#72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
#1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
#1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
#259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
#1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
#1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
#516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#1337 | Yummy Tummy bean | 102 |
#611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
#541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
#98 | antique beer | 4 |
#398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
#251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
#154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
#608 | antique record album | 3 |
#217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
#126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
#2445 | baconstone | 1 |
#3771 | badass belt | 10 |
#363 | bag of bones | 3 |
#73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
#252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
#349 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
#932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
#198 | beavermouth | 10 |
#687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
#85 | black kettle drum | 21 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
🥇 | blank note | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#135 | blue tulip | 1 |
#75 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 15 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
#528 | bone chips | 21 |
#24 | bone crusher | 2 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#8 | bonerang | 3 |
#22 | boning knife | 2 |
#202 | bottle of Blank-Out | 71 |
#409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
#245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
#190 | bottled day | 1 |
#98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
#41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
#144 | bread man | 4 |
#232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
#1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
#71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
#274 | canteen of wine | 92 |
🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
#117 | chakra malt | 1 |
#129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
#361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
#184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
#109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
#87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
#86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
#299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
#504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
#258 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 8 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#152 | cloning kit | 4 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#220 | commemorative war stein | 238 |
#365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
#735 | corrupted data | 1 |
#165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
#60 | cyclops eyedrops | 18 |
#313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
#361 | delicious salad | 168 |
#189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
#160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
#505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
#206 | dusty Crimbo crate | 45 |
#878 | easter egg balloon | 28 |
#54 | eggwater | 6 |
#126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
#644 | elven limbos gingerbread | 20 |
#380 | elven moonshine | 30 |
#508 | elven socks | 9 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
#116 | fancy seashell necklace | 277 |
#1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#225 | fiery wing | 22 |
#127 | filthy lucre | 195 |
#39 | fire axe | 1 |
#81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
#129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#118 | fleshy putty | 9 |
#60 | flour cookie | 6 |
#42 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#121 | foreign box | 1 |
#379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
#564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
#699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
#372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
#309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
#938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
#21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
#226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#97 | golden fleece | 3 |
#2190 | googly eye | 2 |
#308 | gray bow tie | 22 |
#169 | green and red bean | 4 |
#219 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
#196 | guy made of bee pollen | 16 |
#907 | gyroscope | 2 |
#50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
#112 | hambrosier | 1 |
🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
#2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
#107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
#866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#152 | hot daub | 1 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#230 | hot egg | 1 |
#173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
#175 | hushed puppy | 3 |
#1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
#1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
#511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
#135 | intact anemone spike | 4 |
#977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
#2061 | kite | 1 |
#381 | knuckle sandwich | 62 |
#144 | lab-grown meat | 5 |
🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
#2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
#596 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
#107 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 2 |
#50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
#127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
#71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
#19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
#22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
#227 | mime army rations | 1 |
#70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
#151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
#205 | mime army wine | 1 |
#31 | mime eraser | 35 |
#41 | minin' dynamite | 64 |
#358 | molten brick | 9 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#188 | mooseflank | 10 |
#1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
#177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
#250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
#1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
#130 | nega-mushroom | 13 |
#136 | negative lump | 709 |
#418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#38 | oldcake | 6 |
#434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
#136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
#531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#528 | patent leather shoes | 12 |
#606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
#90 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
#397 | perl necklace | 1 |
#27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
#281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
#60 | pixel whip | 1 |
#131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
#153 | poisonsettia | 6 |
#1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
#598 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
#2212 | porquoise | 1 |
#93 | portable dam | 1 |
#126 | portable photocopier | 50 |
#44 | pottery club | 1 |
#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#144 | projectile chemistry set | 6 |
#128 | psycho sweater | 3 |
#539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
#148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
#240 | quantum taco | 100 |
#971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
#326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
#114 | red tulip | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
#128 | roasted marshmallow | 285 |
#1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
#272 | rose | 1 |
#120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
#138 | salty gumdrop | 4 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
#47 | shiny butcherknife | 29 |
#91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
#71 | silver keg | 1 |
#92 | silver shrimp fork | 22 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#138 | smart watch | 1 |
#279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
#199 | smoking grass | 457 |
#780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
#271 | space jam | 1 |
#99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
#98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
#193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
#189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
#591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
#216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
#142 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 4 |
#898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
#920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
#17 | tattered paper crown | 7 |
#180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
#102 | third ear | 3 |
#189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
#45 | tiny fly glasses | 6 |
#79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#483 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
#349 | towel | 30 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
#297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
#270 | traffic jam | 1 |
#377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
#343 | twitching claw | 12 |
#481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
#266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
#145 | universal biscuit | 7 |
#491 | unstable DNA | 105 |
#1942 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
#775 | valuable trinket | 87 |
#265 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 6 |
#1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
#86 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 81 |
#186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
#78 | warbear badge | 2 |
#479 | warbear battery | 1 |
#172 | warbear bearserker potion | 6 |
#436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
#116 | warbear blizzard mead | 4 |
#188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
#42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
#211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
#10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
#228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
#77 | warbear helm fragment | 81 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
#220 | warbear liquid overcoat | 4 |
#248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
#97 | warbear officer requisition box | 8 |
#8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
#9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
#364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
#147 | warbear requisition box | 34 |
#354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
#283 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 4 |
#99 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 4 |
#77 | warbear trouser fragment | 81 |
#306 | warbear whosit | 400 |
#247 | warehouse key | 1 |
#396 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
#123 | white tulip | 1 |
#93 | wings of fire | 1 |
#227 | wooden stakes | 13 |
#336 | worthless gewgaw | 13 |
#381 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
#292 | worthless trinket | 14 |
#700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
#195 | yule gruel | 1 |
#149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
#74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |