| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #436 | CRIMBCO scrip | 660 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbo Credit | 509 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1259 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #121 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 18 |
| #131 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 34 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 2 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 2 |
| #123 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 39 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 33 |
| #141 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 10 |
| #105 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 49 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 16 |
| #144 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 30 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 6 |
| #108 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 43 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #1350 | Crimbuck | 297 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #106 | Effermint™ tablets | 36 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #890 | FDKOL commendation | 4 |
| #417 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #250 | Gummi-DNA | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #20 | License To Kill | 4 |
| #137 | Milk Studs | 65 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #167 | PEEZ dispenser | 49 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #514 | Schrödinger's thermos | 21 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #225 | Swizzler | 21 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 4 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #108 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 49 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #263 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 8 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #228 | abandoned candy | 3 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #46 | banana | 219 |
| #75 | beautiful rainbow | 6 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #188 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 74 |
| #184 | blob of Alphredo™ | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #47 | boiling seal blood | 17 |
| #31 | boulder | 131 |
| #158 | box of Dweebs | 56 |
| #192 | breath mint | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #425 | candied nuts | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #75 | caret | 3 |
| #113 | carton of rotten eggs | 44 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #40 | choco-Crimbot | 125 |
| #165 | chocolate disco ball | 3 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #128 | cold seal sweat | 28 |
| #10 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 279 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1017 | delicious salad | 15 |
| #65 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 22 |
| #59 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 24 |
| #88 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 16 |
| #61 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 24 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 8 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 21 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 21 |
| #102 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 13 |
| #58 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 24 |
| #62 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 22 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 14 |
| #80 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 17 |
| #52 | discocktail | 150 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #464 | duct tape | 77 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #70 | elderly jawbreaker | 3 |
| #161 | electrical thingamabob | 85 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #308 | elven cellocello | 38 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #134 | escargotsicle | 3 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #24 | fat bottom quark | 125 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #218 | flask of tainted mining oil | 15 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #144 | foetid seal tear | 44 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #109 | gamma nog | 9 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #4 | glass gnoll eye | 44 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2177 | golden ring | 30 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #513 | gyroscope | 5 |
| #6 | hair of the calf | 98 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #150 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #295 | herringcello | 37 |
| #157 | high-energy mining laser | 8 |
| #107 | huge bowl of candy | 16 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #107 | miniature boiler | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #216 | penguin focaccia bread | 42 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #123 | plastic ingot | 109 |
| #149 | pocketwatch on a chain | 13 |
| #234 | polka-dot bow tie | 2 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #887 | possessed top | 6 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #26 | raisin | 42 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #41 | robotronic egg | 481 |
| #129 | rockfish stomach | 3 |
| #2183 | rogue swarmer | 22 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #83 | security flashlight | 24 |
| #11 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 472 |
| #22 | snowball | 120 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #106 | sturdy cane | 16 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1254 | theoretical string | 3 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #63 | tiny bust of Pallas | 2 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #416 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 571 |
| #32 | tiny goth giant | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1971 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #155 | unused walkie-talkie | 4 |
| #114 | vampire pearl | 6 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #239 | viking helmet | 64 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #130 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 55 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #39 | warbear battery | 51 |
| #217 | warbear beeping telegram | 6 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #109 | warbear chemistry lab | 2 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #182 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #116 | warbear helm fragment | 61 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #181 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 7 |
| #303 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| #207 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 6 |
| #168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
| #164 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #121 | warbear trouser fragment | 58 |
| #386 | warbear whosit | 190 |
| #157 | witty rapier | 40 |
| #33 | wonderwall shield | 69 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #234 | yohohoyo | 11 |