| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #526 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #573 | Black No. 2 | 4 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Divine | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #363 | LED block | 3 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2278 | Yummy Tummy bean | 20 |
| #473 | adder bladder | 9 |
| #154 | agua de vida | 20 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #579 | asbestos ore | 9 |
| #362 | astral mushroom | 26 |
| #708 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #28 | black forest cake | 452 |
| #354 | black pension check | 8 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #326 | black shield | 6 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #153 | brick of sand | 13 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #940 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 9 |
| #642 | candied yams | 14 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #888 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥈 | chopsticks | 25,000 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #866 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1070 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #495 | elven limbos gingerbread | 28 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
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| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
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| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #478 | gingerbread horror | 12 |
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| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #1251 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #835 | iGoogly | 14 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #218 | irradiated candy cane | 16 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #257 | killing feather | 80 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #755 | knuckle sandwich | 23 |
| #212 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
| #735 | lead necklace | 7 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #644 | meat stack | 16 |
| #648 | meat vortex | 21 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #279 | memory of a C | 2 |
| #240 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #276 | memory of a T | 2 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #93 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 15 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #698 | monomolecular yo-yo | 61 |
| #615 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #129 | nanite-infested candy cane | 118 |
| #192 | nanite-infested eggnog | 22 |
| #281 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 15 |
| #169 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 23 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #92 | oyster egg balloon | 3 |
| #666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #760 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #672 | piece of wedding cake | 5 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #45 | roasted marshmallow | 709 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #324 | rogue swarmer | 86 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #265 | sawblade fragment | 84 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #1801 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #1409 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1403 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #1201 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1132 | stuffed gray blob | 14 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #1676 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #911 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 23 |
| #1885 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #1414 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1405 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #2009 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #626 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #523 | synthetic stuffing | 12 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #451 | teddy borg | 21 |
| #746 | theoretical string | 13 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #139 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #421 | toy hoverpad | 35 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #229 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 2 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #613 | unstable DNA | 86 |
| #561 | unstable laser battery | 60 |
| #991 | valuable trinket | 54 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #358 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 16 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1180 | yeti fur | 14 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |