| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #429 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 12 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #61 | BGE merchandise order form | 56 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 61 |
| #205 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 12 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2173 | Crimbuck | 22 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #721 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #601 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #274 | Knob Goblin perfume | 11 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #694 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 3 |
| #589 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 3 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2249 | Yummy Tummy bean | 21 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker beard | 3 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker pants | 2 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #20 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #94 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 7 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #244 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #98 | green and red bean | 91 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #393 | many-eyed glasses | 4 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #109 | peppermint eel sauce | 101 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #144 | peppermint tailings | 192 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #44 | red ale | 9 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #135 | scented massage oil | 13 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #139 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 14 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #404 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 106 |
| #634 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 69 |
| #703 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 64 |
| #495 | stuffed Meat | 95 |
| #460 | stuffed angry cow | 89 |
| #543 | stuffed astral badger | 83 |
| #726 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 66 |
| #518 | stuffed cocoabo | 79 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #616 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 74 |
| #793 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 61 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #670 | stuffed hand turkey | 69 |
| #321 | stuffed key | 171 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #453 | stuffed mind flayer | 92 |
| #511 | stuffed mink | 93 |
| #510 | stuffed monocle | 93 |
| #589 | stuffed scary death orb | 77 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #526 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 84 |
| #554 | stuffed snowy owl | 77 |
| #675 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 69 |
| #556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 78 |
| #435 | stuffed teddy butler | 104 |
| #408 | stuffed tin of caviar | 109 |
| #292 | stuffed treasure chest | 183 |
| #600 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 75 |
| #57 | stylish swimsuit | 112 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #100 | tiny dancer | 4 |
| #1562 | tiny house | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #998 | unstable DNA | 39 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #138 | warbear requisition box | 38 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #160 | waterlogged cloth | 2 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #157 | waterlogged metal | 2 |
| #160 | waterlogged stuffing | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #795 | wussiness potion | 4 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |