| #269 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #23 | Black Angus blackburger | 2 |
| #63 | Boulevardier cocktail | 5 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #208 | D roll | 33 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #48 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 5 |
| #17 | Kudzu salad | 2 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Microplushie: Bropane | 83 |
| #243 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
| #130 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 42 |
| #167 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 16 |
| #167 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 62 |
| #157 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 94 |
| #165 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 8 |
| #136 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 52 |
| #173 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 95 |
| #221 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 40 |
| #165 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 70 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #673 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #776 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 12 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 12 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #27 | alien protein powder | 13 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #58 | bottled day | 4 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #34 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #372 | bread line | 2 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #859 | candied yams | 10 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #36 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 100 |
| #62 | drive-thru burger | 5 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #36 | flan del mar | 10 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #77 | gingerbread bugbear | 347 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #76 | glob of salty molasses | 49 |
| #522 | herbal stuffing | 15 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #866 | mummy costume | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #150 | ojo de pez burrito | 2 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #635 | roasted marshmallow | 32 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | spiritual eggnog | 5 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #34 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 100 |
| #142 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 4 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #138 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 100 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #51 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |