| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #126 | BRICKO eye brick | 611 |
| #494 | BURT | 20 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #106 | Chroner | 944 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimbuck | 168 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #190 | Game Grid ticket | 13 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #92 | Goodfella contract | 595 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 18 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 17 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #297 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 14 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 13 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 7 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #9 | black cowboy hat | 69 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #116 | didgeridooka | 69 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #107 | donkey flipbook | 7 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #912 | empty agua de vida bottle | 38 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #323 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #9 | glistening staff | 69 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #25 | headhunter necktie | 69 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #202 | hideous egg | 17 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #888 | hobo nickel | 77 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #126 | inkwell | 69 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #4 | maid head | 69 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #5 | oily golden mushroom | 69 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #113 | pile of useless robot parts | 11 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #28 | royal jelly taco | 69 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #135 | shingle | 69 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #91 | sprinkles | 114 |
| #55 | stainless steel scarf | 30 |
| #36 | stainless steel shillelagh | 30 |
| #14 | stainless steel skullcap | 30 |
| #25 | stainless steel slacks | 30 |
| #18 | stainless steel solitaire | 30 |
| #76 | stainless steel suspenders | 30 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #21 | tighty whiteys | 69 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #31 | tisket | 69 |
| #61 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #162 | warbear officer requisition box | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #303 | warbear requisition box | 4 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #120 | yo | 69 |