| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #287 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #221 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 20 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #254 | Cloaca grenade | 69 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #247 | Gnollish toolbox | 20 |
| #314 | Goodfella contract | 115 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #280 | Mad Train wine | 376 |
| #194 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 20 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #555 | Ram's Face Lager | 19 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #150 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #375 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #219 | acoustic guitarrr | 18 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #140 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 5 |
| #73 | antique greaves | 154 |
| #385 | antique hand mirror | 6 |
| #66 | antique helmet | 181 |
| #405 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #74 | antique shield | 172 |
| #77 | antique spear | 169 |
| #616 | awful poetry journal | 105 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #204 | bilge wine | 114 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #70 | black & tan | 97 |
| #241 | black kettle drum | 3 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #222 | bone rattle | 10 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #285 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 5 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #707 | canteen of wine | 33 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #330 | cheap cigar butt | 3 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #92 | chocolate cigar | 17 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #187 | cog | 171 |
| #335 | communications windchimes | 17 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #376 | cruelty-free wine | 4 |
| #455 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #270 | dented harmonica | 5 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #507 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #648 | disturbing fanfic | 104 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #111 | dope wheels | 11 |
| #54 | drab sonata | 193 |
| #870 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #766 | dusty Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #234 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 97 |
| #329 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 57 |
| #258 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 84 |
| #239 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 99 |
| #247 | dusty bottle of Port | 99 |
| #368 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 38 |
| #1457 | elven limbos gingerbread | 3 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #183 | empty meat tank | 21 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #182 | flange | 17 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #622 | flute of flat champagne | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #537 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #576 | gray bow tie | 11 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #87 | guitar pick | 88 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #263 | heavy metal sonata | 2 |
| #322 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #1255 | herringcello | 15 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #205 | knob bugle | 5 |
| #219 | knuckle sandwich | 109 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #244 | magic whistle | 6 |
| #252 | meat engine | 8 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2044 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #285 | ocarina of space | 6 |
| #189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #375 | plastic guitar | 2 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #947 | roll of toilet paper | 51 |
| #159 | rusty metal ring | 3 |
| #120 | rusty metal shaft | 4 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #840 | scroll of pasta summoning | 9 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #127 | shiny hood ornament | 10 |
| #186 | smudged alchemical recipe | 2 |
| #274 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 42 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #255 | spring | 100 |
| #273 | sprocket | 100 |
| #927 | stolen accordion | 18 |
| #152 | stone banjo | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #281 | tambourine bells | 20 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #106 | terrible poem | 14 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #459 | thistle wine | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8125 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4465 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #160 | tires | 58 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1212 | useless powder | 22 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #433 | wolfman mask | 14 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |