#114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
#68 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 92 |
#293 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
#356 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 3 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#106 | Bonerdagon necklace | 74 |
#88 | Boss Bat bling | 34 |
#73 | Boss Bat britches | 114 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
#1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
#1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
#29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
#26 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
#56 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
#83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#11 | Chester's sunglasses | 3 |
#740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#29 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 100 |
#968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
#9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
#34 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 68 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
#672 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
#15 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
#1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
#158 | Drowsy Sword | 115 |
#618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
#17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
#65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
#77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
#30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
#519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
#98 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 20 |
#473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
#657 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
#759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
#7 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
#5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
#95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
#129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
#97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#1001 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
#725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
#16 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
#229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
#202 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 115 |
#4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
#453 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
#9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
#10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
#549 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
#488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
#478 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 12 |
#15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
#6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
#54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
#128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#24 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
#352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
#524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#50 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
#100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
#105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#18 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
#16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
#1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
#11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
#7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
#31 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 2 |
#31 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 3 |
#27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
#28 | Staff of the Greasefire | 3 |
#34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
#91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
#61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
#33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
#49 | Staff of the Soupbone | 4 |
#77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
#22 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 3 |
#5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
#384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
#13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
#538 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
#33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#4 | The Western Look | 1 |
#170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
#64 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 9 |
#243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
#1398 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
#9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
#21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
#32 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
#6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
#5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
#6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
#732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#281 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
🥇 | Yeti Protest Sign | 3 |
#440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#23 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
#189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
#1062 | anticheese | 1 |
#125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#41 | astronaut ice-cream | 10 |
#173 | badass belt | 176 |
#677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
#18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#126 | bath ball gift set | 33 |
#28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
#329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
#44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
#122 | bit of clingfilm | 28 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
#624 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
#263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
#136 | bottle of goofballs | 156 |
#329 | box of sunshine | 1,244 |
#42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
#563 | bunny liver | 6 |
#228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#672 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
#140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
#998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
#815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
#31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#150 | comfy pillow | 3 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#87 | corned-beef Reuben | 48 |
#6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
#113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
#136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
#36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
#64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
#42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
#517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
#98 | distention pill | 2 |
#80 | double-ice box | 1 |
#104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
#98 | double-ice cap | 3 |
#57 | duct tape | 862 |
#127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
#53 | easter egg balloon | 167 |
#4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
#607 | empty agua de vida bottle | 194 |
#202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
#68 | facsimile dictionary | 107 |
#14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
#14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
#16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
#323 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
#372 | figurine of a cold seal | 16 |
#353 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
#243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
#378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
#422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
#1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
#66 | giant marshmallow | 7 |
#56 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 17 |
#847 | goat cheese | 1 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#96 | grue egg | 172 |
#317 | handful of confetti | 115 |
#149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#565 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#11 | honey dipper | 1 |
#8 | honeybritches | 1 |
#19 | honeycap | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#186 | lawn dart | 2 |
#1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#22 | magical mystery juice | 9,000 |
🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
#51 | memory of a C | 23 |
#59 | memory of a G | 25 |
#92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
#66 | memory of a T | 20 |
#35 | memory of an A | 32 |
#99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
#162 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 7 |
#36 | molten medallion | 1 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
#910 | motivational poster | 3 |
#37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
#67 | obsidian dagger | 112 |
#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
#31 | old sweatpants | 1,396 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#196 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
#16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
#494 | petrified time | 1 |
#1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
#118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
#125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
#125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
#1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#30 | pirate fledges | 3 |
#329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#287 | pork elf goodies sack | 26 |
#727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
#335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
🥇 | ram stick | 304,639 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#183 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
#67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
#1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
#553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#138 | rusty chain necklace | 25 |
#241 | s'more | 57 |
#132 | sack lunch | 191 |
#310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
#122 | sawblade shield | 30 |
#150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
#477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
#32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
#83 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
#683 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
#70 | silent A | 1 |
#139 | silent B | 1 |
#59 | silent C | 1 |
#63 | silent D | 1 |
#57 | silent E | 1 |
#77 | silent F | 1 |
#64 | silent G | 1 |
#136 | silent H | 1 |
#203 | silent I | 1 |
#173 | silent J | 1 |
#46 | silent K | 1 |
#150 | silent L | 1 |
#191 | silent M | 1 |
#70 | silent N | 1 |
#242 | silent O | 1 |
#213 | silent P | 1 |
#87 | silent Q | 1 |
#62 | silent R | 1 |
#69 | silent S | 1 |
#65 | silent T | 1 |
#64 | silent U | 1 |
#75 | silent V | 1 |
#123 | silent W | 1 |
#186 | silent X | 1 |
#67 | silent Y | 1 |
#121 | silent Z | 1 |
#42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
#23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
#14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
#12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
#18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
#34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
#33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
#35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
#640 | slow jam collection | 6 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
#239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
#268 | spectre scepter | 115 |
#47 | sponge cake | 24 |
#134 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
#139 | stainless steel shillelagh | 17 |
#52 | stainless steel skullcap | 20 |
#87 | stainless steel slacks | 18 |
#67 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
#21 | stainless steel suspenders | 51 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
#1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#133 | sugar shield | 3 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
#563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
#951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#557 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
#48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
#38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#131 | turtling rod | 1 |
#82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
#1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
#676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
#188 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 50 |
#1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
#8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
#759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
#179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
#111 | wrench bracelet | 32 |
#252 | wumpus hair | 6 |
#12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
#27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
#740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
🥇 | yield shield | 1 |