#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#17 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 190 |
#112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
#29 | Ancient Saucehelm | 31 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
#20 | Barney's rake | 14 |
#308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
#16 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 194 |
#824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
#136 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 18 |
π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#5 | Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
#909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
#269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
#62 | Bonerdagon necklace | 105 |
#468 | Boss Bat bling | 7 |
#45 | Boss Bat britches | 145 |
#9 | Brimstone Beret | 3 |
#5 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 3 |
#19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
#7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
#13 | Brimstone Brooch | 2 |
#15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
#62 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5,125 |
#747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
#179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
#328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
#122 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 45 |
#48 | Colander of Em-er'il | 19 |
#882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
π₯ | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
#57 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 20 |
#190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
#189 | Drowsy Sword | 100 |
#56 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 24 |
#42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
#45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
#31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
#49 | Elder Turtle Shell | 20 |
π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#65 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 29 |
#472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
#295 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
#753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
#118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
#8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
#130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
#24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
#198 | Instant Karma | 53 |
#502 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
π₯ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
π₯ | LARP membership card | 1 |
π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
#329 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 4 |
#83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
#320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
#239 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 100 |
#487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
#208 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 32 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
#303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
#462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
#100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
#126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#41 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 24 |
π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
#6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
#428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
#32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
#28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
#38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
#14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
#57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
#387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
#61 | Time Juice | 8 |
π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
π₯ | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
#59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
#26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
π₯ | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
#49 | Valentine's Day cake | 10 |
#912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#151 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 17 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
#101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
#519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
#97 | badass belt | 232 |
#18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
#185 | black velvet box | 2 |
#681 | blue class ring | 2 |
π₯ | blue ribbon | 1 |
#621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
#37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#142 | box of sunshine | 2,954 |
#234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
#997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
#504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
#30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
#7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
#6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
#8 | creepy-ass club | 4 |
#112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
#32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
#36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
#64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
#41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
#123 | das boot | 1 |
π₯ | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
#708 | delicious salad | 46 |
#226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
#71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
#503 | duct tape | 68 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
#55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
#106 | easter egg balloon | 122 |
#118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
#12 | evil-ass club | 3 |
#74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
#14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
#14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
#16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
#325 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
#268 | figurine of a cold seal | 23 |
#307 | figurine of a sleek seal | 8 |
#332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
#80 | figurine of an ancient seal | 12 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#10 | frigid-ass club | 8 |
#67 | frost-rimed seal hide | 10 |
#86 | fustulent seal grulch | 6 |
#211 | fuzzy busby | 15 |
#983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
#446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
#1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
#6 | grisly shield | 1 |
#117 | grue egg | 149 |
#373 | handful of confetti | 100 |
#134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
#150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#520 | heart of the volcano | 13 |
#11 | hot-ass club | 3 |
#57 | hyperinflated seal lung | 12 |
#299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
π₯ | left-handed melodica | 1 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
π₯ | makeshift castanets | 1 |
#16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
π₯ | marinara jug | 1 |
#501 | motivational poster | 9 |
#250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
#20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
#91 | obsidian dagger | 99 |
#31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
#255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
#1047 | old sweatpants | 38 |
π₯ | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#136 | paperclip | 350 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
#281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
π₯ | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
#930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
#18 | pirate fledges | 4 |
π₯ | pirate hook | 1 |
#71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
#65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
#106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
#106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
#31 | plexiglass pith helmet | 8 |
#90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
#359 | pork elf goodies sack | 19 |
#321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#712 | red class ring | 7 |
#808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#186 | rusty chain necklace | 19 |
#346 | s'more | 10 |
#179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
#248 | sawblade shield | 13 |
#53 | scrap of shadow | 8 |
#61 | seal lube | 7 |
#183 | seal-blubber candle | 21 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#214 | sealhide seal doll | 5 |
#144 | sealhide snare | 4 |
#85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
π₯ | sealskin drum | 1 |
#72 | severed flipper | 3 |
#50 | sizzling seal fat | 10 |
#638 | slow jam collection | 6 |
#107 | smoldering box | 1 |
π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
#3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
π₯ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
#303 | spectre scepter | 100 |
#40 | stainless steel scarf | 35 |
#41 | stainless steel shillelagh | 28 |
#149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
#64 | stainless steel slacks | 20 |
#50 | stainless steel solitaire | 20 |
#90 | stainless steel suspenders | 26 |
#781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
#14 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1,871 |
#1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
π₯ | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#173 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 53 |
#8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#657 | white class ring | 7 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
#468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
#192 | wrench bracelet | 19 |
#29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
#12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
#27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
#14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |