| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #13 | BRICKO elephant | 8 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #125 | CRIMBCO mug | 121 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 100 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #37 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 4 |
| #401 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 21 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #532 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 35 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #59 | Pokëmann band-aid | 39 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #260 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 8 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #345 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 6 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 15 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #48 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 25 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | archaeologing shovel | 31 |
| #425 | astronaut pants | 20 |
| #58 | baby cuddlefish | 4 |
| #449 | baby killer bee | 22 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #20 | bag of grain | 7 |
| #71 | ball | 103 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #399 | barrrnacle | 40 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #35 | begpwnia | 386 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #24 | blood-drive sticker | 10 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #233 | broken cellular phone | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #304 | candy cane | 127 |
| #371 | canteen of wine | 73 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #251 | effluvious emerald | 5 |
| #174 | eggnog | 105 |
| #381 | elven limbos gingerbread | 35 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #603 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #24 | emergency margarita | 8 |
| #67 | fancy ball mask | 2 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #322 | fire | 18 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #202 | gingerbread bugbear | 126 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #152 | gnoll teeth | 32 |
| #547 | gray bow tie | 12 |
| #52 | gyroscope | 74 |
| #39 | half-orchid | 316 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #53 | hamethyst earring | 3 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #364 | herringcello | 34 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #125 | iron pasta spoon | 71 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #318 | kite | 23 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #160 | knuckle sandwich | 143 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #46 | lesser grodulated violet | 484 |
| #206 | loose teeth | 324 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #509 | monomolecular yo-yo | 112 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #380 | patent leather shoes | 18 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #813 | penguin skin | 16 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #232 | pile of dusty animal bones | 31 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #22 | pocket maze | 6 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #1050 | porquoise | 6 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #69 | possessed top | 77 |
| #22 | pottery barn owl figurine | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1007 | pretty flower | 20 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #111 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 86 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #339 | robotronic egg | 74 |
| #77 | sabre teeth | 331 |
| #30 | sausage without a cause | 8 |
| #571 | scroll of pasta summoning | 18 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #17 | shady shades | 8 |
| #30 | silver face paint | 10 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #199 | sleeping snowy owl | 19 |
| #172 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #287 | sock monkey | 10 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #21 | squeaky toy rose | 6 |
| #194 | steamy ruby | 7 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #41 | tin magnolia | 506 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #166 | tooth | 24 |
| #57 | top | 72 |
| #1079 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #337 | toy ray gun | 30 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #301 | toy space helmet | 30 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #765 | tree-eating kite | 36 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #107 | unearthly onyx | 13 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #38 | upsy daisy | 467 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #30 | vintage smart drink | 6 |
| #149 | walrus-tusk earring | 8 |
| #45 | weird gazelle steak | 5 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1082 | yeti fur | 21 |
| #469 | yo-yo | 66 |