| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #391 | Amulet of Yendor | 58 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #98 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 24 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #229 | Bulky Buddy Box | 12 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1328 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #1074 | Crown of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #340 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
| #331 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 11 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #641 | Feynman gate | 14 |
| #349 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #705 | baconstone | 11 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #313 | bag of airline peanuts | 96 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #589 | black candy heart | 8 |
| #146 | blackberry | 160 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #225 | borg sock monkey | 10 |
| #559 | bottle of goofballs | 46 |
| #57 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 24 |
| #572 | brick | 66 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #203 | bunch of bananas | 25 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #159 | can of Binarrrca | 69 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #68 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 24 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #609 | clown hammer | 44 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #122 | cursed black pearl onion | 17 |
| #64 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 30 |
| #84 | cursed cannonball | 24 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #53 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 34 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #67 | cursed sea biscuit | 32 |
| #87 | cursed voodoo skull | 24 |
| #239 | cyborg doll | 9 |
| #54 | cyborg stompin' boot | 16 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #297 | defective skull | 82 |
| #1096 | dill | 15 |
| #154 | dollhive | 70 |
| #466 | drywall axe | 28 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #1134 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #331 | encoder ring | 55 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #445 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 66 |
| #467 | facsimile dictionary | 22 |
| #334 | fake fake vomit | 97 |
| #279 | fake hand | 98 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #497 | felt | 18 |
| #132 | filthy lucre | 192 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1265 | ghost cucumber | 15 |
| #387 | giant discarded bottlecap | 13 |
| #661 | giant discarded plastic fork | 14 |
| #372 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 12 |
| #511 | giant pinky ring | 29 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #167 | golden ring | 120 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #549 | googly eye | 24 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #110 | grue egg omelette | 32 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #97 | hot pink lipstick | 11 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #104 | iGoogly | 238 |
| #74 | immense cyborg hand | 23 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #211 | jar of swamp gas | 300 |
| #319 | jazz soap | 93 |
| #307 | joybuzzer | 97 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #94 | killing feather | 172 |
| #310 | laser-broiled pear | 25 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #153 | lucky rabbit's foot | 34 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #302 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 95 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #192 | monomolecular yo-yo | 361 |
| #532 | mood ring | 8 |
| #500 | mylar scout drone | 10 |
| #108 | nanofiber cloth | 59 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #96 | oversized fish scaler | 24 |
| #393 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #344 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 78 |
| #292 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 103 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #173 | polyalloy shield | 12 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1457 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #114 | rogue swarmer | 196 |
| #470 | roll of toilet paper | 185 |
| #352 | rubber emo roe | 91 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #96 | sawblade fragment | 192 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #88 | shiny butcherknife | 15 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #76 | silver shrimp fork | 26 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #423 | stinky mushroom | 5 |
| #205 | strange shiny disc | 28 |
| #1120 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #470 | stuffed gray blob | 88 |
| #234 | stuffed ninja snowman | 24 |
| #638 | stuffing | 14 |
| #463 | sub-molecular interocitor | 6 |
| #108 | synthetic stuffing | 144 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #150 | teddy borg | 69 |
| #165 | theoretical string | 153 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #523 | towel | 18 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #123 | toy deathbot | 10 |
| #156 | toy hoverpad | 153 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #84 | unstable laser battery | 169 |
| #782 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #61 | vibrating cyborg knife | 36 |
| #886 | vinegar | 30 |
| #329 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 18 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #320 | whoopie cushion | 97 |
| #410 | wind-up chattering teeth | 79 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #299 | x-ray specs | 76 |
| #426 | yellow snowcone | 81 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |