Museum :: Soylent Black

Soylent Black

Rank	Item	Quantity
#803	1-ball	4
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#851	2-ball	3
#771	3-ball	4
#890	30669 scroll	2
#925	33398 scroll	4
#933	334 scroll	1
#889	4-ball	3
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#569	7-ball	7
#688	8-ball	25
#815	Amulet of Yendor	16
#1405	Angry Farmer candy	12
#634	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	19
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#2887	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#189	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	64
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#24	Feynman gate	581
#607	Gaia beads	1
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#764	Goodfella contract	7
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#1088	Imp Ale	44
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#654	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#566	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#800	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#299	M-242	30
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1554	Mad Train wine	3
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#172	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
#373	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#523	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	5
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#680	Mohawk wig	5
#501	Mountain Stream soda	24
#2083	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#269	NG	3
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#590	Orcish baseball cap	3
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#424	Pine-Fresh air freshener	6
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#74	Regular Cloaca Cola	23
#2056	Rock Pops	9
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#179	Sugar Cog	15
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#1513	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	6
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#765	anticheese	3
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#676	astral mushroom	9
#12	astronaut pants	411
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#2461	badass belt	20
#993	bag of airline peanuts	21
#430	balaclava	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#912	barrrnacle	12
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#71	bat-ass leather jacket	3
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#298	batblade	10
#227	battered hubcap	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#464	beer bong	2
#671	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#190	bellhop bell	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#184	bit-o-cactus	23
#510	black eyedrops	1
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#577	black pepper	1
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#726	black sword	1
#1653	blood flower	1
#797	bloody beer	3
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#295	bone rattle	6
#316	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	16
#120	bottle of Pinot Renoir	15
#137	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	8
#496	bottle of alcohol	3
#146	bottle of black cat tonic	6
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#112	bottle of realpagne	5
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#24	bottle-rocket crossbow	2
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1034	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#585	box	12
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#882	boxed wine	8
#129	brainy skull	4
#1404	brick	14
#910	broken skull	5
#501	broken sword	2
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#238	bronzed locust	10
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#740	bubbly potion	4
#670	bugbear beanie	5
#706	bugbear bungguard	4
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#412	can of Binarrrca	23
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#537	canopic jar	2
#121	capacitor relay	109
#127	carbon nanotube frame	108
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#369	cardboard wakizashi	5
#366	casino pass	8
#818	catgut	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#1147	chaos butterfly	22
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#474	chewing gum on a string	11
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#590	chopsticks	3
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#719	cloudy potion	5
#1029	clown hammer	18
#652	clown shoes	2
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#158	clownskin belt	2
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#100	clownskin harness	5
#1148	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
#924	coconut shell	7
#435	coffin lid	2
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#210	communications windchimes	50
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#743	cranberries	11
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#585	dance card	1
#664	dark potion	7
#471	dead guy's watch	11
#692	decorative fountain	2
#750	defective skull	22
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#69	demonskin jacket	4
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#591	deodorant	1
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#828	dirty hobo gloves	5
#966	disassembled clover	16
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1024	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#702	disintegrating quill pen	2
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#177	drum machine	37
#1370	drywall axe	4
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#76	duct tape sword	2
#186	duct tape wallet	5
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#617	dusty bottle of Marsala	12
#647	dusty bottle of Merlot	11
#549	dusty bottle of Muscat	16
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#684	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	8
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#459	eXtreme scarf	5
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#473	effervescent potion	17
#337	eggbeater	1
#1146	eggnog	11
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#980	encoder ring	4
#540	energy drink IV	1
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#174	escargotsicle	2
#503	evil googly eye	9
#886	evil teddy bear	12
#213	exploding hacky-sack	8
#720	explosion-flavored chewing gum	36
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#733	eyepatch	4
#626	f3d0r4	5
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#848	fake fake vomit	31
#743	fake hand	31
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#778	fancy bath salts	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#831	fancy dress ball	12
#2392	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#423	ferret bait	10
#303	fez of etymology	1
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#633	filthy knitted dread sack	4
#602	filthy pestle	1
#1763	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#527	fizzy potion	12
#157	flaming crutch	62
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#579	flaming talons	6
#827	flaregun	2
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#663	flute of flat champagne	3
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#544	frilly skirt	4
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#436	furniture dolly	2
#999	furry fur	13
#150	furry pants	5
#3221	fuzzy dice	2
#446	ga-ga radio	3
#183	gauze shorts	1
#136	ghost pickle on a stick	8
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#815	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#965	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
#563	giant foam finger	1
#1019	giant needle	4
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#798	glass of goat's milk	2
#457	gnatwing	7
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#363	gob of wet hair	37
#492	goth kid t-shirt	7
#536	gr8ps	4
#604	grapefruit	3
#722	grapes	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1009	green candy heart	2
#696	grouchy restless spirit	5
#3896	grue egg	3
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#580	hair spray	2
#246	halfberd	2
#1934	hamethyst	2
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#171	happiness	17
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#2505	heart necklace	2
#892	hemp string	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#896	herbs	2
#702	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	3
#966	hill of beans	1
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#164	honey-dew	2
#353	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#384	hot nuggets	1
#244	hot powder	3
#411	hot wad	2
#477	huge spoon	2
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#854	ice-cold Willer	24
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#924	ice-cold six-pack	2
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#408	infernal insoles	6
#445	inkwell	5
#126	ion grid	125
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#455	irate sombrero	3
#741	iron pasta spoon	5
#885	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#707	jar of swamp gas	23
#844	jazz soap	28
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#924	joybuzzer	24
#479	jumbo olive	2
#505	keg shield	1
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#1050	kneecapping stick	7
#468	lavender candy heart	31
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#611	lead necklace	10
#346	leather chaps	7
#677	lemon	25
#669	leotarrrd	1
#115	library card	6
#446	lihc face	8
#535	lime	11
#867	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	4
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#146	logic synthesizer	95
#1452	loose teeth	1
#377	los chinos	1
#862	lucky rabbit's foot	7
#214	lupine sword	4
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#1266	mafia aria	8
#1010	magical ice cube with a fly in it	19
#934	magical ice cubes	6
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#1322	marzipan skull	1
#727	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
#1188	mauve plastic oyster egg	3
#939	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#498	meat engine	1
#810	meat paste	5
#705	meat vortex	16
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#615	milky potion	9
#372	miner's helmet	7
#455	miner's pants	4
#80	monster bait	2
#599	mullet wig	1
#587	murky potion	8
#690	ninja hot pants	2
#424	ninja mop	3
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#117	nothing-in-the-box	8
#657	off-white paisley oyster egg	3
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#722	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	4
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#691	old coin purse	1
#431	olive	16
#229	opera mask	3
#521	orange	14
#521	orange candy heart	34
#618	oversized pipe	1
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#121	palm-frond net	1
#64	palm-frond whip	3
#461	papaya	29
#216	patent antipsychotics	2
#59	penguin shorts	4
#98	penguin whip	2
#49	penguinskin mini-kilt	2
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#1682	pet rock	3
#916	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	17
#1128	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	15
#735	phonics down	30
#813	photoprotoneutron torpedo	9
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#460	pink candy heart	39
#681	pirate shirt	1
#477	pitchfork	2
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#694	plot hole	56
#449	pointed stick	1
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#234	polka-dot bow tie	2
#716	pool cue	4
#1035	pork elf goodies sack	4
#1531	porquoise	3
#256	portable corkscrew	24
#2221	possessed top	1
#88	pr0n taco	8
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#816	probability potion	11
#957	procrastination potion	6
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#712	puce plastic oyster egg	5
#931	puce polka-dot oyster egg	4
#592	puce striped oyster egg	4
#891	purple snowcone	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#74	quantum polarity inducer	62
#487	ram horns	2
#34	raspberry beret	3
#673	razor-sharp can lid	8
#270	razor-tipped yo-yo	33
#68	recursive spline reticulator	71
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#1390	red plastic oyster egg	3
#677	red polka-dot oyster egg	5
#846	red snowcone	1
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#691	reodorant	2
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#309	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#477	rice bowl	2
#535	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
#367	ring of adornment	1
#739	ring of aggravate monster	4
#239	ring of cold resistance	2
#230	ring of conflict	2
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#241	ring of gain strength	2
#861	ring of half-assed regeneration	2
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#1006	[2108]rock	3
#1044	roll of toilet paper	42
#142	rolling pin	1
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#374	rubber axe	2
#1021	rubber emo roe	22
#849	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#437	safarrri hat	3
#156	safety vest	1
#587	salty dog	5
#441	scorpion whip	1
#407	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	3
#689	scroll of drastic healing	52
#956	scroll of pasta summoning	6
#279	sensitive poetry journal	1
#143	serpentine sword	6
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#1243	shiny ring	15
#258	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#891	silver shrimp fork	1
#684	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
#396	sk8board	2
#291	skeleton key	22
#387	skewer-mounted razor blade	2
#548	small leather glove	1
#554	smart skull	14
#700	smoky potion	5
#262	snake	30
#74	snake shield	12
#295	snarling wolf shield	2
#616	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	7
#475	snorkel	1
#525	snowboarder pants	4
#859	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	42
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#369	sonar-in-a-biscuit	22
#478	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#3319	spade necklace	1
#274	sparkler	30
#898	spices	4
#656	spider web	25
#552	spiked femur	3
#979	spooky bicycle chain	2
#971	spooky cosmetics bag	2
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#224	spooky felt	44
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#383	spooky length of string	29
#1415	spooky mushroom	3
#601	spooky shrunken head	9
#1600	spooky stuffing	1
#349	spooky toy wheel	14
#1505	spooky wooden block	2
#535	stainless steel shillelagh	8
#456	stainless steel skullcap	7
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#696	star	13
#150	star boomerang	1
#310	star buckler	1
#919	star chart	1
#330	star crossbow	2
#231	star hat	7
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#133	star spatula	1
#309	star staff	1
#280	star starfish	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#187	star sword	4
#193	star throwing star	1
#321	stench nuggets	2
#446	stench wad	1
#785	stick	2
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#467	stinky mushroom	4
#1824	stolen accordion	1
#202	stone banjo	2
#762	stringy sinew	11
#7820	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#8943	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#5716	stuffed angry cow	5
#7832	stuffed astral badger	2
#5653	stuffed cocoabo	5
#6373	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	4
#7026	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	3
#499	stuffed ghuol whelp	2
#7025	stuffed hand turkey	3
#5757	stuffed mind flayer	5
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#7885	stuffed scary death orb	2
#2253	stuffed shoulder parrot	7
#8963	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#6909	stuffed snowy owl	3
#7798	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	2
#6346	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	4
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#2642	stuffing	1
#565	styrofoam ore	1
#90	styrofoam sword	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#905	super-spiky hair gel	19
#1041	support cummerbund	3
#526	swashbuckling pants	6
#590	swirly potion	9
#56	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	10
#172	sword of static	1
#45	tail o' nine cats	4
#351	tambourine	1
#609	tattered scrap of paper	3
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#168	tenderizing hammer	10
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#937	thin black candle	43
#142	tighty whiteys	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#686	tiny bottle of absinthe	6
#1048	tiny house	44
#254	tiny ninja sword	4
#6226	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#799	titanium assault umbrella	3
#2857	toast	8
#1136	tomato	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#94	tonic water	22
#1139	tooth	2
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#1081	towel	5
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#800	toy mercenary	8
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#1821	toy wheel	1
#1887	tree-eating kite	7
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#1626	turtle totem	2
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#404	twinkly nuggets	5
#324	twinkly powder	9
#358	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	10
#107	unrolling pin	1
#472	useless powder	252
#667	vampire collar	1
#553	vampire duck-on-a-string	17
#895	vorpal blade	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#510	war tongs	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#780	wheel	4
#222	white Xanadian	1
#298	white collar	4
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#803	white picket fence	1
#640	white satin pants	2
#390	white satin shield	3
#1058	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#689	white sword	2
#26	white whip	7
#1461	whoopie cushion	7
#512	wicker shield	1
#1081	wind-up chattering teeth	20
#675	wolf mask	11
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#364	wooden axe	1
#425	wooden stakes	5
#553	worn tophat	1
#324	worthless gewgaw	15
#346	worthless knick-knack	18
#266	worthless trinket	18
#1157	x-ray specs	5
#176	yak anorak	1
#597	yellow candy heart	31
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1276	yellow snowcone	13
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1

Wow, that's 5,626 items total!

what items are this player missing?