| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1269 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #818 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1216 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #325 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #60 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #87 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #61 | bacon bath ball | 13 |
| #1017 | badass belt | 53 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #206 | big bad voodoo mask | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #62 | chocolate bath ball | 13 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #757 | drywall axe | 14 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #118 | fire poi | 40 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #206 | flowing hippy skirt | 4 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #866 | fudgecule | 203 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1268 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1659 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #65 | incense bath ball | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #484 | lucky rabbit's foot | 14 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #35 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #843 | obsidian dagger | 21 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #427 | pool cue | 12 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1231 | roll of toilet paper | 27 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #99 | slow jam collection | 36 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #26 | space jam | 35 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #21 | toe jam | 35 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #25 | traffic jam | 35 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |