| 🥈 | "DRINK ME" potion | 36,698 |
| #10 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 462 |
| #25 | "meat" stick | 281 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #84 | Amulet of Yendor | 227 |
| #11 | BRICKO airship | 4 |
| #18 | BRICKO bat | 5 |
| 🥉 | BRICKO cathedral | 10 |
| #15 | BRICKO elephant | 6 |
| #27 | BRICKO eye brick | 3,607 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 13 |
| #15 | BRICKO octopus | 6 |
| #30 | BRICKO ooze | 5 |
| #16 | BRICKO oyster | 6 |
| #19 | BRICKO pyramid | 2 |
| #12 | BRICKO python | 9 |
| #26 | BRICKO turtle | 5 |
| #6 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 6 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #14 | Chester's bag of candy | 5 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbo dog sweater | 6 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot battery | 172 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 6,867 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 94 |
| #6 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 216 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 6 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 40 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 4 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 40 |
| #18 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 40 |
| #45 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 14 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 40 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 6,668 |
| 🥉 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 186 |
| #81 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 7 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 266 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 135 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 5,887 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 462 |
| #5 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 671 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 9,467 |
| #4 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 757 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 11,364 |
| #9 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 71 |
| #518 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #7 | D roll | 3,156 |
| 🥇 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 26,937 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #5 | Effermint™ tablets | 3,373 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #82 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 12 |
| #95 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 10 |
| #102 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 11 |
| #55 | Feynman gate | 230 |
| 🥈 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 615 |
| #10 | Frosty's arm | 4 |
| #17 | Frosty's carrot | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #10 | Frosty's old silk hat | 6 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #727 | Goodfella contract | 9 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #6 | Gummy Brains | 145 |
| #12 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 403 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #16 | Hodgman's bow tie | 5 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #6 | Hodgman's metal detector | 5 |
| #22 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #7 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 439 |
| 🥇 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 2,409 |
| 🥈 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 4,337 |
| 🥇 | LCD game: Food Eater | 6,310 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #58 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,062 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #492 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #6 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1,000 |
| #57 | Meteorite-Ade | 2 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Bropane | 204 |
| #46 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 70 |
| #45 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 88 |
| #71 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 35 |
| #40 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 171 |
| #54 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 211 |
| #63 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 19 |
| #54 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 100 |
| #52 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 218 |
| #61 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 110 |
| #55 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 162 |
| #25 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1,155 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #32 | Napalm In The Morning™ candle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Necbro wafers | 3,762 |
| 🥉 | Nuclear Blastball | 11,406 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 3 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 3 |
| #9 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 5 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #16 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 4 |
| 🥈 | Orcish meat locker | 1,326 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| 🥉 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 13,122 |
| 🥈 | PEEZ dispenser | 33,914 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #54 | Rubee™ | 155 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #21 | Source essence | 212,233 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #12 | Superdrifter holo-record | 4 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #199 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 2 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2,529 |
| #6 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2,389 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2,482 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2,402 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | VYKEA dowel | 34,196 |
| #11 | Wand of Oscus | 6 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥉 | Z-Bone steak | 787 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #13 | Zombo's shield | 5 |
| #13 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 3 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #16 | Zombo's skullcap | 4 |
| #50 | acceptable bagel | 13 |
| #79 | amok pudding | 9 |
| 🥇 | anemone sauce | 1,265 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #22 | ant antidepressant | 2 |
| #57 | arrowgram | 112 |
| #12 | asbestos crossbow string | 112 |
| #10 | asbestos sword hilt | 112 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #116 | bag of airline peanuts | 201 |
| #10 | balanced antler | 10 |
| 🥉 | ball | 6,049 |
| #337 | bananagate | 20 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #33 | bauxite beret | 14 |
| #38 | bauxite bow-tie | 10 |
| #40 | bauxite boxers | 10 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #330 | bejeweled cufflinks | 13 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #500 | black candy heart | 12 |
| #550 | black-and-blue light | 45 |
| 🥇 | blob of wood glue | 743 |
| #55 | blue plasma ball | 1,034 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #11 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 173 |
| 🥇 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 568 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #26 | bottle of moontan lotion | 2 |
| #29 | bottle of perfume | 2 |
| #6 | bottlecap turtle | 260 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #11 | bounty-hunting pants | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #170 | bowling ball | 3 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #191 | brick | 196 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #61 | bubblegum heart | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #70 | capacitor relay | 173 |
| #5 | chakra sludge | 314 |
| #52 | cheap studded belt | 1,037 |
| #45 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #4 | chocolate filthy lucre | 11,246 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #7 | clove-flavored lip balm | 365 |
| #108 | clown hammer | 213 |
| #40 | club necklace | 83 |
| #39 | cold hi mein | 44 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #134 | compression stocking | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | cursed bottle of rum | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | cylindrical mold | 2,609 |
| #58 | cymbal syrup | 222 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #163 | d12 | 1 |
| #7 | dead meat bun | 399 |
| #111 | defective skull | 200 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #6 | delicious stinkbug | 2,848 |
| #355 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #85 | diamond necklace | 47 |
| 🥉 | dinner roll | 750 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #342 | donated booze | 17 |
| #214 | donated candy | 41 |
| #266 | donated food | 28 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #4 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 6,809 |
| #4 | droppable microphone | 39 |
| #218 | duct tape | 202 |
| #22 | duct tape buckler | 3 |
| #34 | duct tape dockers | 3 |
| #21 | duct tape fedora | 3 |
| #36 | duct tape shirt | 4 |
| #41 | duct tape sword | 3 |
| #204 | duct tape wallet | 3 |
| 🥉 | dumb mud | 158 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #24 | embezzler's oil | 8,710 |
| #77 | encoder ring | 225 |
| 🥈 | enticing mayolus | 109 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #68 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #122 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 198 |
| #129 | fake fake vomit | 209 |
| #264 | fake hand | 102 |
| #89 | fake plastic grass | 19 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #342 | fancy opera glasses | 12 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #137 | fat loot token | 29 |
| #337 | filthy lucre | 107 |
| 🥇 | fireball | 2,737 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #61 | flask of mining oil | 123 |
| #6 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1,408 |
| #44 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,048 |
| #143 | foam dart | 385 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #12 | foie gras | 410 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #7 | fossilized limb | 993 |
| 🥉 | fossilized torso | 4,330 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #262 | garish pinky ring | 17 |
| #39 | gator shades | 3 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #360 | giant designer sunglasses | 12 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #4 | ginger snaps | 4,627 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #14 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 150 |
| #59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
| #661 | gnoll teeth | 2 |
| #11 | gob of wet hair | 7,099 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #16 | golden ring | 735 |
| 🥈 | grass clippings | 1,500 |
| #9 | gray bow tie | 345 |
| #348 | green candy heart | 60 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5 | grody jug | 2,351 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #6 | guard turtle shell | 538 |
| #7 | guitar pick | 5,710 |
| 🥇 | gummi fang | 882 |
| 🥇 | gummi turtle | 17,324 |
| #72 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | gyroscope | 14,850 |
| #32 | hacked gibson | 16 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #29 | hamlet sandwich | 597 |
| #4 | hand grenegg | 105 |
| #97 | handful of Smithereens | 3 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| 🥉 | hardboiled egg | 3,310 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #39 | heart cozy | 11 |
| #78 | heart necklace | 52 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #5 | heavy metal sonata | 1,417 |
| #11 | hemp candy necklace | 87 |
| #31 | herringcello | 200 |
| #4 | high-energy mining laser | 300 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #36 | hobo nickel | 6,458 |
| 🥇 | hot button candy | 1,050 |
| #56 | hot hi mein | 42 |
| #151 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 26 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #56 | ice harvest | 59 |
| #8 | impure gasoline | 420 |
| 🥈 | intact anemone spike | 6,818 |
| #140 | ion grid | 111 |
| 🥈 | irresistibility potion | 527 |
| 🥇 | janitor sponge | 1,805 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #117 | jazz soap | 202 |
| #116 | joybuzzer | 204 |
| #154 | jungle drum | 4 |
| #8 | ketchup hound | 4,638 |
| #9 | killing feather | 2,200 |
| #105 | killing jar | 6 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #239 | lavender candy heart | 116 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #125 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #10 | licorice garrote | 153 |
| 🥈 | licorice whip | 26 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #16 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 81 |
| 🥇 | little piece of steel | 162 |
| #5 | little red jam | 373 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| 🥉 | lollipop stick | 12,734 |
| #13 | lucky ball-and-chain | 31 |
| #121 | lump of Brituminous coal | 3 |
| #48 | mafia aria | 530 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #88 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 230 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #63 | metal meteoroid | 10 |
| #57 | meteoreo | 3 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | moist Crimbo spices | 10,502 |
| #110 | molten scrap metal | 3 |
| #5 | monomolecular yo-yo | 23,907 |
| #73 | mood ring | 197 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | musk turtle | 445 |
| #50 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | negotiatin' hammer | 2,561 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| 🥇 | nugget of sodium | 3,245 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #9 | old patched suit-pants | 2 |
| #20 | old sweatpants | 1,697 |
| #512 | orange candy heart | 35 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | overloaded micro-reactor | 6,308 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #45 | pack of pogs | 365 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #47 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| 🥇 | papotion of papower | 13,012 |
| 🥈 | party balloon | 3,077 |
| #10 | party mouse hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | patent leather shoes | 1,300 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| 🥇 | pencil stub | 20,480 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #18 | perfect cosmopolitan | 56 |
| #19 | perfect dark and stormy | 70 |
| #17 | perfect mimosa | 75 |
| #14 | perfect negroni | 156 |
| #25 | perfect old-fashioned | 45 |
| #16 | perfect paloma | 64 |
| #33 | personal massager | 969 |
| #54 | personalized coffee mug | 1,063 |
| #99 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 217 |
| #121 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 199 |
| #9 | petrified wood | 3,259 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #33 | pile of useless robot parts | 48 |
| 🥇 | pine tar | 11,847 |
| #25 | ping-pong ball | 861 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #378 | pink candy heart | 60 |
| 🥈 | pirate pelvis | 5,048 |
| 🥉 | pixel holy water | 3,075 |
| #56 | pixellated candy heart | 411 |
| #137 | plain brown wrapper | 6 |
| 🥈 | plastic passion fruit | 16,045 |
| 🥇 | pog #01 (spider) | 2,973 |
| #24 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 54 |
| 🥇 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2,960 |
| 🥇 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3,048 |
| 🥇 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2,940 |
| 🥇 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3,447 |
| 🥇 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3,099 |
| 🥇 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4,119 |
| 🥇 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3,226 |
| 🥇 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3,956 |
| #12 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 75 |
| #16 | polyeaster egg | 10 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #146 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #19 | pumpkinhead mask | 329 |
| #57 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #296 | pygmy nose-bone | 2 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #4 | rattler gland | 1,999 |
| 🥈 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 20,709 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #4 | red ale | 76 |
| 🥇 | red letter | 34,828 |
| #6 | red velvet cake | 5,833 |
| #166 | returned Thinknerd package | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | rockin' wagon | 47 |
| #34 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 94 |
| #37 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 90 |
| #37 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 92 |
| #44 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 76 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #138 | rubber emo roe | 201 |
| #7 | ruby W | 16,756 |
| 🥇 | runproof mascara | 54,748 |
| 🥈 | rusty metal key | 2,070 |
| 🥇 | rusty metal shaft | 7,187 |
| #248 | sack lunch | 2 |
| 🥈 | salty gumdrop | 2,603 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #16 | sewer turtle | 57 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | shingle | 45,970 |
| #13 | shiny brass tailfeathers | 2 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #114 | short-handled mop | 4 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #12 | silent pea shooter | 161 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #112 | sleazy hi mein | 8 |
| #125 | smirking shrunken head | 3 |
| #11 | smoking grass | 3,146 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #47 | snow berries | 85 |
| 🥈 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 3,732 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #49 | spade necklace | 80 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | sparking robo-battery | 4,709 |
| #50 | special clip: wailers | 1 |
| #44 | specialty ammo bandolier | 28 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #106 | sphygmomanometer | 4 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥇 | spirit gum | 6,189 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | spooky alphabet block | 1,226 |
| #19 | spooky cosmetics bag | 159 |
| #131 | spooky hi mein | 5 |
| #18 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 21 |
| #4 | spray chrome | 399 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #52 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1,019 |
| #5 | stink-penny | 5,670 |
| #53 | stinky hi mein | 25 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #763 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 58 |
| #50 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 401 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #53 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 361 |
| #656 | stuffed Meat | 72 |
| #63 | stuffed angry cow | 402 |
| #68 | stuffed astral badger | 374 |
| #72 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 385 |
| #69 | stuffed cocoabo | 365 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #70 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 374 |
| #75 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 371 |
| #64 | stuffed hand turkey | 369 |
| #541 | stuffed key | 107 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #61 | stuffed mind flayer | 397 |
| #835 | stuffed mink | 56 |
| #882 | stuffed monocle | 52 |
| #64 | stuffed scary death orb | 418 |
| #66 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 410 |
| #66 | stuffed snowy owl | 380 |
| #70 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 390 |
| #59 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 397 |
| #749 | stuffed teddy butler | 62 |
| #1002 | stuffed tin of caviar | 46 |
| #472 | stuffed treasure chest | 121 |
| #55 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 444 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| 🥇 | tainted milk | 4,915 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #42 | the most dangerous bait | 28 |
| #10 | throwing candy | 194 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny bomb | 2,479 |
| 🥇 | tonic djinn | 8,359 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| 🥈 | tortoboggan | 208 |
| #6 | toy hoverpad | 3,462 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #61 | transdermal smoke patch | 8 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | turtlemail bits | 11,420 |
| #18 | unflavored wine cooler | 386 |
| #10 | unidentified drink | 601 |
| #382 | unstable DNA | 137 |
| 🥇 | unstable quark | 2,919 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | weremoose spit | 1,728 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #446 | white candy heart | 44 |
| 🥇 | white picket fence | 6,326 |
| #109 | whole turkey leg | 1 |
| #124 | whoopie cushion | 199 |
| #113 | wind-up chattering teeth | 209 |
| #33 | wind-up meatcar | 395 |
| 🥈 | wooden block | 3,261 |
| 🥈 | worksite credentials | 205 |
| #87 | x-ray specs | 235 |
| #657 | yellow candy heart | 23 |
| #196 | yellow snowcone | 154 |
| 🥈 | yo-yo | 12,672 |