| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1444 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1156 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #295 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #391 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #591 | Crown of the Goblin King | 42 |
| #268 | Dolphin King's crown | 17 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #237 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #191 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #276 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #133 | Snow Queen Crown | 38 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #66 | baconstone ring | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #162 | banana | 45 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #122 | effluvious emerald | 13 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #64 | glacial sapphire | 18 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #233 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #37 | hamethyst bracelet | 6 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #271 | jar of swamp gas | 200 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #183 | lump of diamond | 19 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #139 | massive gemstone | 21 |
| #116 | mugcake | 100 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #122 | porquoise | 48 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #44 | porquoise necklace | 6 |
| #30 | priceless diamond | 12 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #103 | steamy ruby | 15 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #85 | tawdry amethyst | 16 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 5 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 5 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #988 | tree-eating kite | 24 |
| #79 | unearthly onyx | 20 |
| #2356 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |