Museum :: Simmu

Simmu

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2243	8-ball	1
#264	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#385	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	28
#136	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	15
#526	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#136	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#733	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#981	Boss Bat britches	13
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#552	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#200	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#675	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#894	Daffy Taffy	28
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#139	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	26
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#330	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#211	Gnollish toolbox	26
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#393	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#898	M-242	4
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1507	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#849	Mr. Mediocrebar	58
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#610	PADL Phone	1
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#544	Penultimate Fantasy chest	14
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#497	Rock Pops	108
#191	Rock and Roll Legend	10
#277	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#555	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#667	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1342	Valentine	9
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#506	Warm Subject gift certificate	69
#888	Yummy Tummy bean	195
#355	abominable snowcone	37
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#819	adder bladder	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#658	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#2226	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#391	annoying pitchfork	7
#631	ant agonist	1
#252	ant pick	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#139	antique hand mirror	51
#893	antique helmet	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#152	asbestos staff	4
#180	asbestos sword	4
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#1195	astral mushroom	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1539	baby killer bee	2
#183	babycakes	1
#1170	baconstone	6
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#38	baconstone pendant	8
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1053	badass belt	51
#491	bag of Cheat-Os	11
#429	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#500	banana peel	3
#317	barbed-wire fence	15
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#965	beer bomb	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#463	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#92	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#187	black facepaint	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#609	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#2109	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#192	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#258	black snowcone	14
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#724	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#557	blood flower	11
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2375	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#215	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	33
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1455	bottle of goofballs	16
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1059	box	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#429	briefcase	8
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#542	bronzed locust	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#106	buffalo blade	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#937	bunch of bananas	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1437	can of Binarrrca	3
#839	can of Red Minotaur	2
#209	can of black paint	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1128	candied yams	7
#2563	candy cane	7
#1325	candy stake	5
#588	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#179	casino pass	21
#687	centipede eggs	1
#1060	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#1066	chef's hat	1
#186	chintzy accordion pin	3
#113	chintzy disco ball pendant	9
#157	chintzy noodle ring	6
#204	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#63	chintzy seal pendant	19
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#131	chrome crossbow	6
#252	chrome helmet turtle	1
#121	chrome staff	5
#105	chrome sword	8
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#202	cob of corn	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#648	communications windchimes	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#374	denim axe	1
#48	dense meat crossbow	1
#62	dense meat staff	1
#82	dense meat sword	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1148	diamond necklace	6
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#219	digital key lime	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#343	dishrag	1
#335	disintegrating quill pen	18
#679	displaced fish	1
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#889	doll house	4
#397	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#395	double daisy	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#99	dripping meat sword	1
#763	drum machine	1
#266	drywall axe	51
#1475	duck-on-a-string	1
#2323	duct tape	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1039	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1028	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1013	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#481	easter egg balloon	48
#336	eggbeater	1
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#1095	evil googly eye	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#289	eye of newt	40
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#275	fancy bath salts	52
#1291	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#567	fancy seashell necklace	1
#737	fat stacks of cash	7
#1281	felt	6
#655	ferret bait	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#1759	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#425	flaming crutch	11
#856	flaming feather	1
#118	flaming glowsticks	4
#941	flaming talons	1
#563	flaregun	11
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#265	foon	1
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1329	fruitcake	11
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#425	furry pants	1
#410	fuzzy dice	11
#640	ga-ga radio	1
#659	gas balloon	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#541	giant discarded bottlecap	9
#290	giant discarded plastic fork	33
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#1256	giant needle	1
#384	giant pinky ring	43
#77	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#2188	gingerbread bugbear	5
#2301	gingerbread horror	3
#72	glistening staff	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#821	goat beard	1
#315	gob of wet hair	51
#184	googly eye	73
#528	goth kid t-shirt	6
#79	goulauncher	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#595	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#370	grouchy restless spirit	28
#522	grue egg	49
#196	guy made of bee pollen	16
#374	halfberd	1
#1280	hamethyst	5
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#32	hamethyst earring	7
#329	hamethyst necklace	1
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#5198	handful of confetti	1
#467	handful of hand chalk	46
#900	handful of sand	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1993	heart necklace	3
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#538	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1513	herbal stuffing	4
#396	hermit permit	5
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#547	hippy medical kit	1
#576	hippy protest button	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#685	hot date	1
#1000	hot katana blade	1
#476	huge spoon	2
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#277	ice stein	1
#323	iced-out bling	1
#424	icy-hot katana	1
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#668	inkwell	1
#684	irate sombrero	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#149	jewelry-making pliers	3
#183	juniper berries	1
#498	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2061	kite	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#235	large box	33
#268	lavender candygram	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2029	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1764	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1294	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#690	leather chaps	1
#895	leather mask	1
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#795	leathery cat skin	1
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#235	length of string	50
#669	leotarrrd	1
#905	lihc face	1
#119	limburger biker boots	4
#115	linoleum crossbow	7
#86	linoleum staff	8
#163	linoleum sword	6
#479	long pork	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#242	lucky rabbit's foot	25
#425	lupine sword	1
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1208	magical ice cubes	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#245	makeshift cape	1
#193	makeshift crane	1
#169	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#1297	mariachi pants	1
#1086	marionette	1
#1982	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1845	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2385	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#688	meat from yesterday	1
#669	mesh cap	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#788	miner's helmet	1
#782	miner's pants	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#468	mojo filter	1
#586	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#144	moxie magnet	1
#151	muculent machete	1
#689	mugcake	1
#598	mullet wig	1
#813	mummy wrapping	1
#292	munchies pill	1
#119	mushroom fermenting solution	60
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#856	ninja hot pants	1
#627	ninja mop	1
#1361	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2533	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1732	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1580	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#261	old coin purse	32
#234	old leather wallet	35
#81	onion shurikens	11
#440	opera mask	1
#450	orange and black Crimboween candy	8
#556	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#616	oversized pipe	1
#878	oversized pizza cutter	1
#506	oyster basket	8
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#209	pail	63
#741	palm frond	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#121	pants of the Slug Lord	29
#1560	pasta spoon	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#609	perforated battle paddle	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#103	pestoblade	1
#2714	pet rock	1
#301	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#91	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	9
#701	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#332	pine tar	1
#525	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#590	pitchfork	1
#286	pixel hat	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#327	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#212	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#90	plexiglass pocketwatch	2
#450	pointed stick	1
#358	polka-dot bow tie	1
#342	pool cue	18
#1145	porquoise	5
#272	porquoise bracelet	1
#80	porquoise eyebrow ring	2
#44	porquoise necklace	6
#251	porquoise ring	1
#2220	possessed top	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#811	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#450	poultrygeist	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#1686	pretty flower	3
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#2032	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2250	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1643	puce striped oyster egg	1
#647	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#444	pygmy pygment	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#557	ram stick	1
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#1500	ravioli hat	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#229	red balloon	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2538	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2203	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	red striped oyster egg	1
#576	reinforced beaded headband	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#609	rice bowl	1
#1124	ridiculously huge sword	1
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#366	ring of adornment	1
#1126	ring of aggravate monster	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#340	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#415	ring of increase damage	1
#243	[2108]rock	16
#822	rocky raccoon	1
#49	roll of drink tickets	4
#661	roll of toilet paper	105
#634	round purple sunglasses	1
#1759	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#1289	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#2194	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#2119	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#145	rubber axe	7
#848	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#885	sabre teeth	1
#682	safarrri hat	1
#154	safety vest	1
#745	sake bomb	1
#438	salamander spleen	17
#1704	saucepan	1
#39	savory crossbow	1
#39	savory staff	1
#57	savory sword	1
#457	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	2
#1668	seal-clubbing club	1
#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#397	serpentine sword	1
#538	shingle	5
#128	shiny butcherknife	10
#530	shiny ring	49
#309	shrinking powder	1
#151	silver shrimp fork	15
#612	six pack of Mountain Stream	2
#534	sk8board	1
#1413	skeleton bone	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#939	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#282	sleeping snowy owl	12
#239	slingshot	1
#241	small box	26
#837	snake	4
#349	snake shield	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#475	snorkel	1
#799	snowboarder pants	1
#1349	sock monkey	1
#2837	solid gold bowling ball	1
#477	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#1377	spade necklace	5
#841	sparkler	4
#823	spiked femur	1
#122	spooky bicycle chain	16
#133	spooky cosmetics bag	15
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#356	spooky length of string	32
#277	spooky staff	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1332	spooky stuffing	2
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#238	spooky wooden block	32
#682	spork	1
#380	squashed frog	27
#69	squeaky staff	1
#1280	stainless steel scarf	2
#940	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#1582	stainless steel skullcap	2
#1051	stainless steel slacks	4
#1326	stainless steel solitaire	2
#1712	stainless steel suspenders	1
#149	star boomerang	1
#459	star crossbow	1
#604	star hat	1
#287	star shirt	1
#132	star spatula	1
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#273	stone banjo	1
#622	stone of eXtreme power	12
#1586	string of blue beads	5
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#1585	string of red beads	5
#718	stringy sinew	12
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#3983	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	10
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#3171	stuffed alien blob	1
#3547	stuffed angry cow	12
#3148	stuffed astral badger	14
#4042	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
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#3462	stuffed cocoabo	12
#1574	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3200	stuffed doppelshifter	1
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#4589	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	8
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#4891	stuffed hand turkey	7
#4572	stuffed mind flayer	8
#1710	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#6364	stuffed scary death orb	4
#4796	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#7038	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	3
#4393	stuffed snowy owl	8
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#246	stuffed stab bat	1
#4242	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#4895	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	7
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#776	stuffed zmobie	1
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#41	styrofoam crossbow	1
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#89	styrofoam sword	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#175	suede shortsword	1
#362	sugar-coated pine cone	5
#1488	support cummerbund	1
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#172	sword of static	1
#504	tap shoes	1
#386	tattered scrap of paper	10
#2031	teddy bear	1
#118	tenderizing hammer	17
#608	tequila grenade	1
#147	thought balloon	1
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#8177	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4228	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1548	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8195	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8240	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8108	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4472	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8160	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
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#8210	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
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#8080	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
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#8049	tiny plastic grue	1
#4593	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8115	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8055	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8190	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8088	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8099	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4340	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8091	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4459	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1557	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8214	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
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#8123	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
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#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#2809	tofurkey gravy	1
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#253	tooth	15
#237	toothbrush	5
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#2068	top	1
#415	tortoise's blessing	4
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#2128	toy mercenary	1
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#248	tulip	2
#200	turtle totem	300
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
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#111	union scalemail pants	1
#727	urinal cake	1
#1332	valuable trinket	26
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#894	vorpal blade	1
#585	wang	1
#937	water pipe bomb	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#1538	wheel	1
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#275	white candygram	1
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
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#118	wholeberd	1
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#88	wiffle-flail	1
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#645	worthless trinket	2
#507	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#81	yakskin kilt	1
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#227	ye olde golde frontes	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#1796	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
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#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1783	yellow snowcone	3
#1635	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1

what items are this player missing?