Museum :: Simmu

Simmu

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#386	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	28
#137	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	15
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#983	Boss Bat britches	13
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#554	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#675	Crown of the Goblin King	37
#895	Daffy Taffy	28
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#140	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	26
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#280	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#595	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#210	Gnollish toolbox	26
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#898	M-242	4
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#848	Mr. Mediocrebar	58
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#613	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#543	Penultimate Fantasy chest	14
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#498	Rock Pops	108
#191	Rock and Roll Legend	10
#281	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1343	Valentine	9
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#506	Warm Subject gift certificate	69
#887	Yummy Tummy bean	195
#355	abominable snowcone	37
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#631	ant agonist	1
#255	ant pick	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#139	antique hand mirror	51
#896	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#152	asbestos staff	4
#180	asbestos sword	4
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1543	baby killer bee	2
#183	babycakes	1
#1174	baconstone	6
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#38	baconstone pendant	8
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1054	badass belt	51
#492	bag of Cheat-Os	11
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#500	banana peel	3
#321	barbed-wire fence	15
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#590	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#611	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#633	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#257	black snowcone	14
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#556	blood flower	11
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#215	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	33
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#1460	bottle of goofballs	16
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1055	box	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#429	briefcase	8
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1096	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1438	can of Binarrrca	3
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#211	can of black paint	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1129	candied yams	7
#2566	candy cane	7
#1327	candy stake	5
#587	canopic jar	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#180	casino pass	21
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1059	cheap plastic bottle opener	5
#1062	chef's hat	1
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#113	chintzy disco ball pendant	9
#160	chintzy noodle ring	6
#206	chintzy saucepan earring	4
#65	chintzy seal pendant	19
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#131	chrome crossbow	6
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#121	chrome staff	5
#105	chrome sword	8
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#203	cob of corn	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1280	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#864	cool whip	1
#524	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1147	diamond necklace	6
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#219	digital key lime	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#1097	dirty hobo gloves	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#346	dishrag	1
#336	disintegrating quill pen	18
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#890	doll house	4
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#395	double daisy	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#763	drum machine	1
#266	drywall axe	51
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#481	easter egg balloon	48
#337	eggbeater	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#289	eye of newt	40
#403	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#277	fancy bath salts	52
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1830	fancy chocolate	2
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#571	fancy seashell necklace	1
#744	fat stacks of cash	7
#1280	felt	6
#656	ferret bait	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#603	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#1761	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#426	flaming crutch	11
#856	flaming feather	1
#118	flaming glowsticks	4
#941	flaming talons	1
#563	flaregun	11
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#733	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1329	fruitcake	11
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#427	furry pants	1
#410	fuzzy dice	11
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#543	giant discarded bottlecap	9
#291	giant discarded plastic fork	33
#489	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
#1255	giant needle	1
#385	giant pinky ring	43
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#2188	gingerbread bugbear	5
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#72	glistening staff	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#820	goat beard	1
#316	gob of wet hair	51
#187	googly eye	73
#529	goth kid t-shirt	6
#80	goulauncher	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#370	grouchy restless spirit	28
#527	grue egg	49
#198	guy made of bee pollen	16
#374	halfberd	1
#1283	hamethyst	5
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#32	hamethyst earring	7
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#5201	handful of confetti	1
#469	handful of hand chalk	46
#899	handful of sand	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1996	heart necklace	3
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#893	hemp string	1
#1513	herbal stuffing	4
#398	hermit permit	5
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#684	hot date	1
#999	hot katana blade	1
#477	huge spoon	2
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#275	ice stein	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#742	infernal insoles	1
#668	inkwell	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#149	jewelry-making pliers	3
#184	juniper berries	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#234	large box	33
#268	lavender candygram	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#743	leathery bat skin	1
#796	leathery cat skin	1
#589	leathery rat skin	1
#235	length of string	50
#669	leotarrrd	1
#904	lihc face	1
#119	limburger biker boots	4
#115	linoleum crossbow	7
#86	linoleum staff	8
#163	linoleum sword	6
#481	long pork	1
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#243	lucky rabbit's foot	25
#425	lupine sword	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1218	magical ice cubes	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#1086	marionette	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#152	muculent machete	1
#690	mugcake	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#812	mummy wrapping	1
#292	munchies pill	1
#119	mushroom fermenting solution	60
#493	natural fennel soda	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#261	old coin purse	32
#234	old leather wallet	35
#81	onion shurikens	11
#440	opera mask	1
#451	orange and black Crimboween candy	8
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#506	oyster basket	8
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#211	pail	63
#740	palm frond	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#121	pants of the Slug Lord	29
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#301	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#92	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	9
#705	pile of dusty animal bones	1
#332	pine tar	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#592	pitchfork	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#2048	pixellated candy heart	1
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#212	plexiglass pendant	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#90	plexiglass pocketwatch	2
#449	pointed stick	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#343	pool cue	18
#1147	porquoise	5
#272	porquoise bracelet	1
#80	porquoise eyebrow ring	2
#44	porquoise necklace	6
#251	porquoise ring	1
#2220	possessed top	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#813	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#1690	pretty flower	3
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#486	pygmy blowgun	1
#444	pygmy pygment	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#557	ram stick	1
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#1504	ravioli hat	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#229	red balloon	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#576	reinforced beaded headband	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#808	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#610	rice bowl	1
#1122	ridiculously huge sword	1
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#367	ring of adornment	1
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1136	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#245	[2108]rock	16
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#49	roll of drink tickets	4
#661	roll of toilet paper	105
#637	round purple sunglasses	1
#1764	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#1292	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#2125	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#145	rubber axe	7
#850	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#885	sabre teeth	1
#683	safarrri hat	1
#156	safety vest	1
#746	sake bomb	1
#439	salamander spleen	17
#1708	saucepan	1
#39	savory crossbow	1
#40	savory staff	1
#57	savory sword	1
#459	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	2
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#398	serpentine sword	1
#539	shingle	5
#129	shiny butcherknife	10
#530	shiny ring	49
#309	shrinking powder	1
#151	silver shrimp fork	15
#613	six pack of Mountain Stream	2
#534	sk8board	1
#1413	skeleton bone	1
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#938	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#284	sleeping snowy owl	12
#244	slingshot	1
#241	small box	26
#837	snake	4
#349	snake shield	1
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#475	snorkel	1
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#2843	solid gold bowling ball	1
#478	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#1380	spade necklace	5
#841	sparkler	4
#823	spiked femur	1
#122	spooky bicycle chain	16
#133	spooky cosmetics bag	15
#2624	spooky eggnog	2
#1856	spooky felt	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#356	spooky length of string	32
#278	spooky staff	1
#1220	spooky stick	1
#1333	spooky stuffing	2
#1571	spooky toy wheel	1
#239	spooky wooden block	32
#682	spork	1
#380	squashed frog	27
#69	squeaky staff	1
#1281	stainless steel scarf	2
#943	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#1584	stainless steel skullcap	2
#1049	stainless steel slacks	4
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#150	star boomerang	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#288	star shirt	1
#133	star spatula	1
#308	star staff	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#67	starchy crossbow	1
#57	starchy staff	1
#69	starchy sword	1
#280	stick	10
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
#1824	stolen accordion	1
#273	stone banjo	1
#621	stone of eXtreme power	12
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1605	string of green beads	5
#1584	string of red beads	5
#719	stringy sinew	12
#3136	stuffed Cheshire bitten	14
#3996	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	10
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#3557	stuffed angry cow	12
#3155	stuffed astral badger	14
#4052	stuffed baby gravy fairy	10
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#3471	stuffed cocoabo	12
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#4308	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
#4598	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	8
#952	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#4902	stuffed hand turkey	7
#4580	stuffed mind flayer	8
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#6375	stuffed scary death orb	4
#4800	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#7048	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	3
#4402	stuffed snowy owl	8
#3601	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	12
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#4253	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#4902	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	7
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#1600	stuffing	4
#41	styrofoam crossbow	1
#45	styrofoam staff	1
#90	styrofoam sword	1
#766	sucky decal	1
#174	suede shortsword	1
#363	sugar-coated pine cone	5
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#963	swashbuckling pants	1
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#172	sword of static	1
#505	tap shoes	1
#386	tattered scrap of paper	10
#2033	teddy bear	1
#119	tenderizing hammer	17
#610	tequila grenade	1
#148	thought balloon	1
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#4596	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2812	tofurkey leg	1
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#253	tooth	15
#237	toothbrush	5
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#415	tortoise's blessing	4
#665	towel	12
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#247	tulip	2
#200	turtle totem	300
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1332	valuable trinket	26
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#895	vorpal blade	1
#586	wang	1
#941	water pipe bomb	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#1538	wheel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#276	white candygram	1
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#619	white picket fence	3
#809	white satin pants	1
#581	white satin shield	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#1244	wolf mask	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#735	worthless gewgaw	2
#647	worthless trinket	2
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#1799	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1781	yellow snowcone	3
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 3,978 items total!

what items are this player missing?